My co-worker is a fountain of misinformation!! 5/14 the day has come page 130

[DisGirlAllie]

Me - Miss Info, Pavarotti passed away.

Miss Info - Who cares.

Me - Me and millions of other opera fans

Miss Info - You mean to tell me you enjoy listening to some guy bellow and then some woman screeching back at him? Give me a break.

Me -

Miss Info - Did you walk away?

Me - No. I just don't feel like getting in trouble with what I really want to say.

Miss Info - Oh

Atleast you kept your cool. This would be me: "You sunoma (sp?) *****. I hope his ghost comes and haunts you"

 

[alabamaalan]

I'm sure she's much closer to opry than opera. (or is that just me? )

Then again, she probably thinks that is stupid too

 

[Evil Genius]

Thanks (I think?) to whomever resurected this thread. I'm about halfway through it... Holy $&!^ someone needs to tell this woman off!

This is an on going thread. I think of it as my therapy. I don't go insane and you all get a good laugh!

I'm sure she's much closer to opry than opera. (or is that just me? )

Then again, she probably thinks that is stupid too

Don't be insulting the Opry like that!!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

This is an on going thread. I think of it as my therapy. I don't go insane and you all get a good laugh!






Don't be insulting the Opry like that!!

It's a win win deal!

 

[diz8297]

OMG-I've read bits of this thread, but had to go to the end to see today's installment. Let's face it.....the only culture she knows is at the end of a cotton swab. I am convinced that you are a saint, because I never would have been able to keep my job with her. Keep the stories coming........but I think you should write a book about her. Or a sitcom!!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

I'd be in jail. I'd need EG to come bail me out.

 

[nuttylawprofessor]

That fund has been established, and a defense team has been assembled.

 

[mirthmaiden]

Maybe it's just me, but the way I interpret that conversation was that M.I. was trying to make you mad rather than simply being an idiot. Puts a whole new spin on all this if it's true. It's much more funny if she really is as clueless as she seems, instead of keeping some passive-aggressive sinister plot brewing in her head.

 

[dameodie]

This is an on going thread. I think of it as my therapy. I don't go insane and you all get a good laugh!

Yeah, I see that now. I guess I'd just missed this thread and discovered it today... probably because I have a too stupid to live co-worker too. Unfortunatly her stupid is more of the "doesn't understand the system" kind, so trying to explain her stupid would just be complicated, and certainly not funny.

 

[Evil Genius]

Maybe it's just me, but the way I interpret that conversation was that M.I. was trying to make you mad rather than simply being an idiot. Puts a whole new spin on all this if it's true. It's much more funny if she really is as clueless as she seems, instead of keeping some passive-aggressive sinister plot brewing in her head.

She talks like this to everyone, on every subject, every day. She's not bright enough to have a sinister plot brewing in her head.

 

[RUDisney]

I had a coworker years ago that unfortunately shared my office (because none of the clerks could stand to be around her.) She announced one day how her finances worked in her house. She was allowed to keep all of her pay to make mortgage payments, buy food, clothes and pay for utilities. Her DH would give her 10% of his pay to help offset these expenses. The rest of the money was his to do with as he wished.

She was ok with this because when they went out to dinner, which wasn't often, he would pay. She could order "lobster and everything" and it didn't matter because he would pay for it.

Unfortunately, the best thing that happened to her was that he died at a very young age. He drank and smoked himself to death. She found and married a wonderful guy and now has a great... and normal... married life with him. Her first DH had her convinced that what they had together was normal, though, too.

 

[chell]

She talks like this to everyone, on every subject, every day. She's not bright enough to have a sinister plot brewing in her head.

I know a few people like that too.

 

[Evil Genius]

A group of us went to lunch yesterday at the local Mexican restaurant. Miss Info orders enchiladas with mole sauce (Just FYI mole sauce has chocolate in it, but it is in no way sweet) I find this a strange choice for her, as she does not like spicy or strange foods. So lunch comes and you can tell by the look on her face when she sees her plate she is not happy. She takes one bite AND SPITS IT BACK OUT ON HER PLATE!! It seems that she was thinking that she was going to get chicken enchiladas with a sweet chocolate dipping sauce. (Which to me sounds disgusting but what do I know) She changed her lunch, and the restaurant did not charge her for two meals.

Some of the conversation included;

One of the ladies was telling us about a new Japanese restaurant she went to. Miss Info butts in and says that she hates Japanese food because it's all really, really spicy. We continue to keep talking and she finally looks at the woman and tells her she need to stop talking about Japanese food, as it is making her sick.

One of the ladies just returned from Arizona. Miss Info informs us that there is nothing there but hospitals and gas stations. I looked at her and asked, what states do you really like? Where do really travel to? Blank stare.

 

[Hedy]

I'm going out for Mexican food tonight.

 

[lyzziesmom]

I went out for Mexican food on Wednesday with some coworkers - I don't really care for Mexican food so I ordered chicken tenders off the kids' menu. I'm sure I'm showing up on someone's blog or message board right about now.

 

[LadyShiva]

I went out for Mexican food on Wednesday with some coworkers - I don't really care for Mexican food so I ordered chicken tenders off the kids' menu. I'm sure I'm showing up on someone's blog or message board right about now.

I would be there with you. I've ordered a hamburger at a Mexican place before.

EG... That woman is crazy.

 

[laurie31]

One of the ladies just returned from Arizona. Miss Info informs us that there is nothing there but hospitals and gas stations. I looked at her and asked, what states do you really like? Where do really travel to? Blank stare.

Oh goodness! The Grand Canyon does not interest this woman??!

And lyzziesmom - since you didn't first order something Mexican and then SPIT IT OUT (oh, GAG GAG GAG!!) I'm sure you're safe I wouldn't have found anything odd in ordering chicken. But the spitting food on the plate thing? Well dang! EEEWWWWWW!!!

 

[Laura]

Ew! She spit it out onto her plate?!

And I hope she doesn't travel anywhere. Who'd want to sit at a hotel pool listening to her gripe about the hospitals everywhere?

 

[disneymom3]

I cannot believer she spit out her food! Well.....yeah, I can, but you know what I mean. Too gross. And I am ill at the thought of someone dipping enchilladas in chocolate sauce. Eeeeww.

 

[Mrs.Toad]

OMG! My 4yo knows better than to spit food back out! What a nutcase!

And this reminds me... One time at a Mexican restaurant with a friend, my dd and her ds were eating the chicken tenders, her ds (8 at the time), enthusiastically comments "I LOVE Mexican food!"

Um, you're eating chicken tenders.