My co-worker is a fountain of misinformation!! 5/14 the day has come page 130

[Poohbear123]

I can go to the dollar store and buy those really, really awful plastic roses in colors that nature did not intend and make a corsage out of those.

BINGO! Sounds like a Plan to me, just take the Dollar Store sticker off.....ehh, second thought, leave it on! I missed this thread!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

 

[Evil Genius]

Father's day

She is telling the two kids that she talks to that they don't need to buy her husband anything. (He is really their stepdad, but he raised them since they were little kids)

She is having a bbq but doesn't care what he wants her to cook, she will make what she wants.

His biological son is invited, but not his wife or children.

I wonder if he's getting a boutteniere.

OH and I asked her about Paris Hilton.

She doesn't understand what the uproar is all about. Paris just forgot her license and the police caught her, and I'm sure if the judge would have allowed her to show her license in court she wouldn't be in jail. And if Michael Jackson can get off why can't she.

 

[Hedy]

Father's day

She is telling the two kids that she talks to that they don't need to buy her husband anything. (He is really their stepdad, but he raised them since they were little kids)

She is having a bbq but doesn't care what he wants her to cook, she will make what she wants.

His biological son is invited, but not his wife or children.

I wonder if he's getting a boutteniere.

OH and I asked her about Paris Hilton.

She doesn't understand what the uproar is all about. Paris was just forgot her license and the police caught her, and I'm sure if the judge would have allowed her to show her license in court she wouldn't be in jail. And if Michael Jackson can get off why can't she.

Her poor, poor DH. Maybe he's getting one of those prom carrot boutineres?

 

[L107ANGEL]

Father's day

She is telling the two kids that she talks to that they don't need to buy her husband anything. (He is really their stepdad, but he raised them since they were little kids)

She is having a bbq but doesn't care what he wants her to cook, she will make what she wants.

His biological son is invited, but not his wife or children.

I wonder if he's getting a boutteniere.

OH and I asked her about Paris Hilton.

She doesn't understand what the uproar is all about. Paris was just forgot her license and the police caught her, and I'm sure if the judge would have allowed her to show her license in court she wouldn't be in jail. And if Michael Jackson can get off why can't she.

 

[Tink-in-Training]

Father's day

She is telling the two kids that she talks to that they don't need to buy her husband anything. (He is really their stepdad, but he raised them since they were little kids)

She is having a bbq but doesn't care what he wants her to cook, she will make what she wants.

His biological son is invited, but not his wife or children.

I wonder if he's getting a boutteniere.

OH and I asked her about Paris Hilton.

She doesn't understand what the uproar is all about. Paris was just forgot her license and the police caught her, and I'm sure if the judge would have allowed her to show her license in court she wouldn't be in jail. And if Michael Jackson can get off why can't she.

Just when I think she can't be more clueless, selfish or ignorant, she simply HAS to prove me wrong. They should work some sort of merit bonus into your annual review for putting up with her!

 

[Maleficent13]

Most of the time when I read the updates all I can think is: Holy Crap!

 

[RUDisney]

Her DH already has her! What more could any man possibly want?

Ask her about the boutenierre, please.

 

[mum4jenn]

Your Co worker is WACKO!!


Reminds me of my assistant manager at work. Last year when I was having some medical problems I mentioned I was being sent to a Neurologist about my headaches. She told me "Oh yes. problems with your urine can most definitely be causing those migraines"!!!

 

[lyzziesmom]

This woman sounds SO much like a woman I used to work with. She spent an entire meeting talking about how all birds should be killed to avoid bird flu, and how bird flu is spreading all over this country like wildfire because kids have pet birds.

She also asked me how I can stay on WDW property on my salary, and told me all about how when SHE went to Disneyland in Florida 30 years ago, she was hand-picked to play with her band in the parade, and it was SO special because they just do NOT let civilians be in the parade, and she stayed in the Grandiose Florida Hotel and it is so exclusive, they don't let just anybody stay there, you know, you have to be a celebrity or a VIP. And they brought her band through the backstage area, which is just unheard of, they walked through areas where even the employees are not allowed!!

How you can not laugh your head off (or wring her neck) every day is beyond me.

 

[Fairy Dust]

I was expecting to read something about Paris in France!

 

[Poohbear123]

I was expecting to read something about Paris in France!

ME TOO! She is a Classic! Keep them coming Miss Information!

 

[BeNJeNWaFFLe]

His biological son is invited, but not his wife or children.

I think the wife and kids are the lucky ones.
Hopefully they spend the day at home rejoicing their non-invite.

 

[DISUNC]

Father's day

She is telling the two kids that she talks to that they don't need to buy her husband anything. (He is really their stepdad, but he raised them since they were little kids)

She is having a bbq but doesn't care what he wants her to cook, she will make what she wants.

His biological son is invited, but not his wife or children.

I wonder if he's getting a boutteniere.

OH and I asked her about Paris Hilton.

She doesn't understand what the uproar is all about. Paris just forgot her license and the police caught her, and I'm sure if the judge would have allowed her to show her license in court she wouldn't be in jail. And if Michael Jackson can get off why can't she.

Twofer Tuesday!

 

[Curly Q]

I feel so bad for you. She frustrates me just reading about it.

 

[kelleigh1]

I was expecting to read something about Paris in France!

Me too!

 

[KristiKelly]

I think the wife and kids are the lucky ones.
Hopefully they spend the day at home rejoicing their non-invite.

I also thought she was going to say something about Paris France.


Do you have pics of you in each country at World Showcase? You could drive her crazy and say "this weekend I'm going to France." Then on Monday, talk about how tired you are from jet lag and put a picture of you in front of the Epcot Eiffel Tower on your desk and tell her what a great time you had. Then, next week tell her you're going to Mexico for the weekend and put another picture of you in front of Mexico on your desk. It would drive her crazy, you know how she loves those weekend trips. She would never know that those pics are from Epcot.

 

[Camicar]

I have a Miss Information too, who is a family member. She is so obnoxious my dd BEGS to avoid her at all costs. Her most common misinformation is based upon her diehard belief that everyone is like her and if you are not, you must be a freak who needs reprogramming. Examples:

1. The best way to make spaghetti sauce is to pour half a bottle of hot sauce into it.
2. The only way to sleep is on the floor or on a bed as hard as a rock.
3. Everyone wants to know every detail of each other's sex lives and if you decline the graphic details of her sex life you must be a prude who needs therapy.
4. Just because an event is a formal event (as indicated on the invite) does NOT mean you should dress formally. Sneakers and jeans are fine at a formal event.
5. It is perfectly appropriate to make outrageous LOUD comments about family members body parts, especially the parts you find attractive.

 

[lyzziesmom]

5. It is perfectly appropriate to make outrageous LOUD comments about family members body parts, especially the parts you find attractive.

EW! Why on earth would you find any body parts of family members attractive??

 

[RUDisney]

I have a Miss Information too, who is a family member. She is so obnoxious my dd BEGS to avoid her at all costs. Her most common misinformation is based upon her diehard belief that everyone is like her and if you are not, you must be a freak who needs reprogramming. Examples:

1. The best way to make spaghetti sauce is to pour half a bottle of hot sauce into it.
2. The only way to sleep is on the floor or on a bed as hard as a rock.
3. Everyone wants to know every detail of each other's sex lives and if you decline the graphic details of her sex life you must be a prude who needs therapy.
4. Just because an event is a formal event (as indicated on the invite) does NOT mean you should dress formally. Sneakers and jeans are fine at a formal event.
5. It is perfectly appropriate to make outrageous LOUD comments about family members body parts, especially the parts you find attractive.

1. That's not spaghetti sauce, that's fra diavolo.
2. Only kids like sleeping on the floor. They call it camping out.
3. Next time she starts telling you about her sex life, tell her that she must be kidding because you saw that same exact thing on the playboy channel last night. Then, turn to the person next to you and whisper about how sad it is that someone has to watch pb tv to make up things about their sex life.
4. I'm sure that the hosts can't wait to invite them to their next event!
5.