My co-worker is a fountain of misinformation!! 5/14 the day has come page 130

[RUDisney]

I'M FREE! I'M FREE!! She called in sick today and she's off tomorrow. Two days of peace and quiet, I don't know what I'll do with myself!

Hopefully, her son doesn't know and you can answer her phone when he calls and mess with him.

 

[kaytieeldr]

I'M FREE! I'M FREE!! She called in sick today and she's off tomorrow. Two days of peace and quiet, I don't know what I'll do with myself!

But... but... but... now what are we going to do for entertainment and laughs???? Make her come back to work, now!

Okay, while she's out, practice your 'I'm sick' response. "Achoo, cough, cough" (the words, not the sounds), or, um, hold on... moan and grunt in response to her "moo sst sst", or um,,, just "ommmmmmmmmm". Yeah, I like that one best.

 

[Shugardrawers]

For some reason the Veggie Tales Cebu song is running through my head
Achoo Moo Moo Achoo Moo Moo Achoo Moo Moo Achoo Moo Moo Moo Moo

 

[babytrees]

For some reason the Veggie Tales Cebu song is running through my head
Achoo Moo Moo Achoo Moo Moo Achoo Moo Moo Achoo Moo Moo Moo Moo

I am so glad I wasn't the only one!!

 

[Evil Genius]

For some reason the Veggie Tales Cebu song is running through my head
Achoo Moo Moo Achoo Moo Moo Achoo Moo Moo Achoo Moo Moo Moo Moo

maybe that's where she got it from!! I'll have to ask if one of her grandchildren watches Veggie Tales.

 

[MouseJunkie]

You know it's too bad you don't have video conferencing. You could hook her up at home. She's probably mooing and ssssttt and sneezing at home as I type. That might be fun at work too come to think of it. Shoot we could put her on YOUtube. ha ha

 

[simba928]

You really gotta take one for the team and start really talking to her. You should even go to her house. We really need the entertainment and its starting to slow up lately. Plus, she probably could use the company. She wouldn't want to look like a crazy person mooing and ssssttt-ing all by herself at home.

I thought of this today MI when I was at the zoo. I went with a few friends and my one friend really wanted to see a panda bear, but didn't believe us when we told her that there are no panda bears there. So we go over to the polar bears and watch them for a while and walk to the very next animal, which is only about 2 feet away, a wall is shared between the 2 animals. There was a volunteer standing there and my friend (the panda bear one) went up to her and asked if there were any polar bears there. The volunteer kinda looked at her and was like "umm, yeah, you just walked past the polar bears." My friend flipped out saying "see, i told you they had them, but we missed them." I had to break the news to her that she asked about the polar bears, not the panda bears. She was heartbroken after that. Then she saw the crocodiles and asked me what crocodile poo looks like. I told her I had no idea, I've never seen any before. Then she asked me "Do crocodiles relieve themselves?" I just had to shake my head and walk away.

 

[RUDisney]

She wouldn't want to look like a crazy person mooing and ssssttt-ing all by herself at home.

This paints a great picture!

 

[Evil Genius]

She's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk!!! Decided she didn't feel like taking the day off.

Sounds like she's hacking up a lung every 30 seconds. I finally asked her if she was going to a doctor TODAY, because I don't want to get sick. Long silence and then real quietly, "I guess I should." So now she's heading to the doctor this morning.

She's too sick to moo!!

 

[PhotobearSam]

She's too sick to moo!!

Maybe she couls just mo....

 

[simba928]

She's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk!!! Decided she didn't feel like taking the day off.

Sounds like she's hacking up a lung every 30 seconds. I finally asked her if she was going to a doctor TODAY, because I don't want to get sick. Long silence and then real quietly, "I guess I should." So now she's heading to the doctor this morning.

She's too sick to moo!!

Then skip the doctor! You really need to take her to the emergency room! Too sick to moo!?!

 

[arminnie]

Sounds like she's hacking up a lung every 30 seconds. I finally asked her if she was going to a doctor TODAY, because I don't want to get sick. Long silence and then real quietly, "I guess I should." So now she's heading to the doctor this morning.

You've saved her life - does that make you like blood sisters.

 

[Daxx]

Got another two today from Computer Teacher. She was in NYC w/the 8th graders on their "8th Grade Trip" and was showing off photos. She showed one w/her son in front of the Empire State Building and she said "Here's DS w/the Eiffel Tower!" I was hysterical!!!!

Then, the principal and teacher who were chaperones said that they took the NBC Studios tour and they went to the Conan OBrien show. I guess there are tons of photos of Conan w/celebs he's interviewed on the walls as you're going to his studio. So, while the NBC page is talking about Conan OBrien, Computer Teacher said "Do you have any photos of this Conan person you're talking about?!" I was absolutely rolling.

 

[Evil Genius]

You've saved her life - does that make you like blood sisters.

Oh God no please!! That means I would have to remember to send her flowers on St Patricks day for the rest of her life.

 

[arminnie]

Oh God no please!! That means I would have to remember to send her flowers on St Patricks day for the rest of her life.

And they would always be the "wrong" flowers.

 

[Hixski]

I want to know what all that mooing and sssting actually does for her. Does it clear her throat, make her sinuses drain or her ears pop. What can mooing and sssting possibly do for you???? Except making everyone crazy around you listening to it.

 

[Jeanny]

Oh God no please!! That means I would have to remember to send her flowers on St Patricks day for the rest of her life.

And they would always be the "wrong" flowers.

well, it would either have to be a corsage or a rose bush that is bug proof.

 

[lyzziesmom]

Maybe a bug-proof (aka plastic) rose AS a corsage? Because that would be classy.

 

[Evil Genius]

I can go to the dollar store and buy those really, really awful plastic roses in colors that nature did not intend and make a corsage out of those.

 

[JimVL]

I want to know what all that mooing and sssting actually does for her. Does it clear her throat, make her sinuses drain or her ears pop. What can mooing and sssting possibly do for you???? Except making everyone crazy around you listening to it.

Every time I've read moo, ssst, ssst; I've thought about Felix Unger.