My co-worker is a fountain of misinformation!! 5/14 the day has come page 130

[Jeanny]

I'm sure she'll share her views about the 4th of July/Independence Day with you soon!

 

[RUDisney]

I'm sure she'll share her views about the 4th of July/Independence Day with you soon!

Ooh! That's gotta be good!

I wonder what her sons are supposed to do for her on the country's birthday.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Ooh! That's gotta be good!

I wonder what her sons are supposed to do for her on the country's birthday.

Oh I can only imagine.
"The colors are red, white, and green! Not red, white, and blue! What are you thinking!"

 

[RUDisney]

Oh I can only imagine.
"The colors are red, white, and green! Not red, white, and blue! What are you thinking!"

Nah, she probably doesn't like the color red and will be insulted that he buys her flowers that are red, white and blue!

 

[Jeanny]

Nah, she probably doesn't like the color red and will be insulted that he buys her flowers that are red, white and blue!

 

[xyzabc33]

How about stupid customer comments in her absence. My BF works at an autoparts store and gets some doozys. 2 I can remember off the top of my head.
1.
I need a new door handle for my car
for your make and model it shows 2 on the computer. Do you have the black ones or the chrome ones?
What's the difference?

2,
I need back shocks for my car (on phone)
Let me look that up for you. Rear shocks for your car cost $xx.xx
(beligerently) I told you, I need back shocks, not rear shocks.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Nah, she probably doesn't like the color red and will be insulted that he buys her flowers that are red, white and blue!

niiiiice one.

 

[Connieh]

I can't wait to hear her take on fireworks and the 4th of July celebrations.

Keep us posted!

 

[Evil Genius]

All right she up and running.

I got a new tattoo this weekend on my wrist. It looks like a bracelet and it's a celtic heart in the middle and then ivy goes around my wrist. The heart is red and the ivy and vines are black.

Anyway, she walks past this morning stops comes back and screams "OMG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!"

I turn around and she goes to grab my arm (A big no no) I back up and glare at her.

She continues to yell. "ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO LOOK AT THAT EVERY DAY?"

Me - Um yes it's permanent, not magic marker.

Miss Info - (After staring for a while.) Well, I guess WE'LL just have to live with it then.

Me - The only one who has to live with it is me.


She was also talking to someone about the 4th of July. They will not be going anywhere and no one is going to her house. It's all a sham and just another Hallmark holiday.

 

[gradtchr]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

I have missed your stories about her. I can't wait to hear more!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

All right she up and running.

I got a new tattoo this weekend on my wrist. It looks like a bracelet and it's a celtic heart in the middle and then ivy goes around my wrist. The heart is red and the ivy and vines are black.

Anyway, she walks past this morning stops comes back and screams "OMG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!"

I turn around and she goes to grab my arm (A big no no) I back up and glare at her.

She continues to yell. "ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO LOOK AT THAT EVERY DAY?"

Me - Um yes it's permanent, not magic marker.

Miss Info - (After staring for a while.) Well, I guess WE'LL just have to live with it then.

Me - The only one who has to live with it is me.


She was also talking to someone about the 4th of July. They will not be going anywhere and no one is going to her house. It's all a sham and just another Hallmark holiday.

I swear you should get 80 tatoos and see what she says. But be sure that the one on your wrist is the only permanent one. I'd love to see the look on her face when you come back the next day with them gone!

 

[Hixski]

All right she up and running.

I got a new tattoo this weekend on my wrist. It looks like a bracelet and it's a celtic heart in the middle and then ivy goes around my wrist. The heart is red and the ivy and vines are black.

Anyway, she walks past this morning stops comes back and screams "OMG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!"

I turn around and she goes to grab my arm (A big no no) I back up and glare at her.

She continues to yell. "ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO LOOK AT THAT EVERY DAY?"

Me - Um yes it's permanent, not magic marker.

Miss Info - (After staring for a while.) Well, I guess WE'LL just have to live with it then.

Me - The only one who has to live with it is me.


She was also talking to someone about the 4th of July. They will not be going anywhere and no one is going to her house. It's all a sham and just another Hallmark holiday.

She just goes way beyond the boundaries. I would have already smacked the woman. I can imagine you just wanted to tell her that WE have to live with you so we're even.

 

[Jeanny]

hmm, I wonder what Hallmark store she goes to.... me? I've never sent 4th of July cards out. Christmas & birthday cards, yes, but not 4th of July. Interesting view of things on her part.

EG- get a whole bunch of temporary tattoo's all up & down your arms! When they're gone and she says something, you should scream "OH NO, call 911!!!! who stole all my tattoo's!!!"

I wonder if she could ever figure out how we're all laughing at her on the internet!!!

 

[lyzziesmom]

Wow this woman is a piece of work! I came back from Epcot once with a henna tattoo, and my M.I. fluttered around for several minutes asking, "OMG is that real? Oh no, why did you do that? Is it permanent? What were you thinking?" She was flapping her wrinkly hands around and hyperventilating... I told her "Yes, it is real. It's real henna and is permanent for the next two weeks." She ran around telling everyone what a heathen I was. Thank goodness she didn't see my four really real tattoos! Last time I went to WDW, I got another henna tattoo and my doctor asked me if I "went wild" on him - I think he was considering not refilling my narcotics! I set him straight right away, unlike Miss Nosey.

Um... since when is our country's celebration of freedom a Hallmark holiday? I don't recall having a 4th-of-July card list. What a cukoo!

Someone should decorate her cubicle full of patriotic decorations and tinsel. Watch her dig herself in a hole when she gets offended and explains that it's not hers because she's not patriotic. Or even better -- You know those little firecrackers with a string at each end? Tie them inside all her desk drawers so they pop when she opens them!

 

[RUDisney]

Hallmark Holiday!!!

 

[lovetoscrap]

She was also talking to someone about the 4th of July. They will not be going anywhere and no one is going to her house. It's all a sham and just another Hallmark holiday.

CRAP ON A CRACKER! Now I have to go out and buy 4th of July Cards to send to everyone!!!!! I am so glad you reminded me. Add that to my to do list for today.

Could you please ask her what the approproate 4th of July gift is to go with the card for this? Do I need to get a corsage for my mother? Send flowers? Is it an FTD holiday also? Maybe some flag or firework temporary tattoos?


Actually DH's bday is on 4th of July so it is one of those "Hallmark holidays" for us!

I love the idea of the temp. tattos for the rest of your arms. Maybe keep changing them out! Really freak her out!!!

 

[Hedy]

Didn't the founding fathers work for Hallmark?

 

[Evil Genius]

I'm going to head over to Factory card outlet on my lunch and buy every patriotic thing I can get my hands on. I'm going to decorate my desk to the 9's making sure that the top of the wall between us gets the most decoration. Oh what fun.


As for the tattoos, she has seen my others. This is just the one you will see on a daily basis. I do have tattoo sleeves that I can wear. (Think tight fitting handless gloves that go from wrist to mid upper arm with tattoo designs on them.)I might have to wear them next week.

 

[lovetoscrap]

Make sure you get a card for her!!!

 

[RUDisney]

I've been wondering, did she try to grab you by your wrist that has the new tatoo on it? It can't possibly be healed yet. You should go to HR about the battery she's put you through today.