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[pokemon_master]

Claire, those are so funny! Unfortunately, I too had no clue who Anna Nicole Smith was until she died.. Sorry but I am a youngin so can you blame me?

My cousin said that her friend said that the Pussycat Dolls (ex-stripper come UK girlband) all used to be Men. And of course, her friend ALWAYS tells the truth!!

 

[Evil Genius]

It's month end. We are down one person and everyone is working their butts off. And here is the quote of the day


"Why do we have to do month end every month?"

I kid you not.
I almost wet my pants when she said it.

 

[budbeerlady]

Oh My!

 

[laurie31]

You should have looked at her very seriously and said, "Oh didn't you know- it's not EVERY month. We only have to do it in months that end."

(kidding - I'd have never been able to think of anything witty to say back - My brain would have been totally consumed with the task of keeping from laughing out loud right in her face!)

Thanks for this! I was hoping for an update

 

[Maleficent13]

 

[AprilShowers]

"Why do we have to do month end every month?"

I SO needed this today. Thanks!

 

[babytrees]

It's month end. We are down one person and everyone is working their butts off. And here is the quote of the day


"Why do we have to do month end every month?"

I kid you not.
I almost wet my pants when she said it.

bless her pointy little head!!

 

[GoofyBaseballMom26]

I bet she thinks your financial system is set up on "physical" years and not "fiscal" years. Maybe you should change your month end procedures... she can set up something different.

 

[Evil Genius]

I just walked past her cubicle and she was spraying some kind of cleaner INTO her keyboard!! Oh the IT guy is gonna love this!!!

 

[chell]

I swear I do not see how you do it. I would not be able to hold it in. I would have to slip up and smart off to her. She is the type of person I love to have fun with.

 

[gradtchr]

Hmmm why do month's end? Very good question.

 

[minniecarousel]

he-he

It's times like this when I'm glad I work alone!!

 

[WeirdEyes]

This thread is hilarious! Subscribing!

 

[cinmell]

It's month end. We are down one person and everyone is working their butts off. And here is the quote of the day


"Why do we have to do month end every month?"

I kid you not.
I almost wet my pants when she said it.

Priceless!

 

[kendall]

This thread is funnier than the comic page from my local paper. Keep 'em coming!

 

[doxdogy]

She would go nuts in our office. End of the month is usually the middle of the month.

It's month end. We are down one person and everyone is working their butts off. And here is the quote of the day


"Why do we have to do month end every month?"

I kid you not.
I almost wet my pants when she said it.

 

[disneymom3]

Okay, I never sleep on planes either but it's not 'cause I think someone is going to steal my stuff! Where does she think they are gonna go after they swipe her stuff???

 

[jmskinner]

Evil Genius, I really don't know how you do it!

 

[Evil Genius]

Evil Genius, I really don't know how you do it!

I figure if I say something smartmouth she'll stop and then where will we find our entertainment??

 

[Boston Tea Party]

Thought of this thread the other day in Payless:

Little Boy- Mom, what is a vasectomy?


Mom- A vasectomy is an operation that men have so that they can't have anymore children.


And a MASECTOMY is when the woman has the operation so that she can't have any more children.