My co-worker is a fountain of misinformation!! 5/14 the day has come page 130

[Lachesis00]

Oh my goodness these are too dang funny!!

 

[kejoda]

I was wondering what that smell was

Seriously I can't thank you enough for the laughs lately.

 

[Mouse House Mama]

Awww thats just not nice at all! You should have said, "if you think they are ugly, don't look at my feet!"

Nope, what you really should have said was- "Well, when I take them off I will still be cute. You on the other hand will still be ugly and I will have to look at your ugly a** face all day yet again!"

 

[Evil Genius]

Found out today that when in Vegas she is staying at TI (Treasure Island). No she doesn't go see the fountains at the Bellagio, because who can stand that music!! (They usually play classical/opera and time the fountains to it.) And she's not taking one of those stupid boats at the Venetian (gondolas) Not going to the Hoover Dam, because "It's just water" They've seen every Cirque de Soliel show there. Sounds like they go from TI to the Mirage and back and that is it.

 

[ElizaB39]

Found out today that when in Vegas she is staying at TI (Treasure Island). No she doesn't go see the fountains at the Bellagio, because who can stand that music!! (They usually play classical/opera and time the fountains to it.) And she's not taking one of those stupid boats at the Venetian (gondolas) Not going to the Hoover Dam, because "It's just water" They've seen every Cirque de Soliel show there. Sounds like they go from TI to the Mirage and back and that is it.

This woman is truly a rare and precious, okay GEM is not quite the word I would use! What a Piece Of Work!

 

[Mouse House Mama]

Thank you for today's report! You need to ask her if she is afraid of the pirates at TI? Tell her they are real and were caught at the Hoover Dam!

 

[kaytieeldr]

Oh. Well. Okay. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt on the Cirque shows. There are ‘only’ five, and maybe she has seen them all. What about any of the other hundreds of entertainment options? Or does she think seen one show, seen ‘em all? Hey, ask her if they’re going to see “The Price is Right”, where the audience participates and can win prizes – see what she ‘knows’ about that.
The Hoover Dam is “just” water? Good thing it’s not a technological marvel, or one of the man-made wonders of the modern world. Hey, ask her if she knows why the dam curves into Lake Mead, instead of outward?
Who can stand “that” music? Is she nuts (rhetorical question, already answered by numerous reports )? Frank Sinatra is classical? Celine Dion is opera? “Hey Big Spender” is unbearable?
Maybe it’s a good thing that they’re only going from TI to Mirage and back – spare the rest of the city’s visitors! Oh, hey, ask her if she knows which hotel the Griswalds (Vegas Vacation) stayed at, and where they ‘won’ that Keno jackpot.

 

[got2travel]

If she's seen every cirque show, I'd LOVE to hear her thoughts on Zumanity!

 

[Sherri]

Found out today that when in Vegas she is staying at TI (Treasure Island). No she doesn't go see the fountains at the Bellagio, because who can stand that music!! (They usually play classical/opera and time the fountains to it.) And she's not taking one of those stupid boats at the Venetian (gondolas) Not going to the Hoover Dam, because "It's just water" They've seen every Cirque de Soliel show there. Sounds like they go from TI to the Mirage and back and that is it.

She sounds like a real pill.

 

[hydster]

This reminds me of a conversation my friends and I had with our "major blonde friend" who was talking about her upcoming wedding.

Conversation goes something like this

US: So "A" you excited about getting married?

A: Yeah but I really need to lose some weight first

US: We hear ya. That was something we all wanted to do too when we got married.

A: Yeah because I figured out that since we are going to Japan for our honeymoon I needed to lose a LOT of weight.

US: Why because you are going to Tokyo?

A: Well because the flight from here to Tokyo 17 hours long and the flight home is 13 hours long.

US: Yeah that's the international time zone.

A: No it's not it's all the fat American's traveling to Japan make the plane slower but coming back it's all the skinny Japanese that make the plane fly faster. There is no excessive weight lag coming home because they all eat rice and fish.

 

[Poohbear123]

And I read her a few Gems from this thread on Miss Information....she says "Wow, she sounds Miserable!" Yea, and trying to make everyone around her miserable too!

 

[Evil Genius]

This reminds me of a conversation my friends and I had with our "major blonde friend" who was talking about her upcoming wedding.

Conversation goes something like this

US: So "A" you excited about getting married?

A: Yeah but I really need to lose some weight first

US: We hear ya. That was something we all wanted to do too when we got married.

A: Yeah because I figured out that since we are going to Japan for our honeymoon I needed to lose a LOT of weight.

US: Why because you are going to Tokyo?

A: Well because the flight from here to Tokyo 17 hours long and the flight home is 13 hours long.

US: Yeah that's the international time zone.

A: No it's not it's all the fat American's traveling to Japan make the plane slower but coming back it's all the skinny Japanese that make the plane fly faster. There is no excessive weight lag coming home because they all eat rice and fish.

You made me SNORT!!!

 

[hydster]

You made me SNORT!!!

Can I say she makes me feel really smart sometimes!

 

[rabx5]

A: Well because the flight from here to Tokyo 17 hours long and the flight home is 13 hours long.

US: Yeah that's the international time zone.

A: No it's not it's all the fat American's traveling to Japan make the plane slower but coming back it's all the skinny Japanese that make the plane fly faster. There is no excessive weight lag coming home because they all eat rice and fish.

OMG- I almost swallowed my gum

 

[alliecats]

This reminds me of a conversation my friends and I had with our "major blonde friend" who was talking about her upcoming wedding.

Conversation goes something like this

US: So "A" you excited about getting married?

A: Yeah but I really need to lose some weight first

US: We hear ya. That was something we all wanted to do too when we got married.

A: Yeah because I figured out that since we are going to Japan for our honeymoon I needed to lose a LOT of weight.

US: Why because you are going to Tokyo?

A: Well because the flight from here to Tokyo 17 hours long and the flight home is 13 hours long.

US: Yeah that's the international time zone.

A: No it's not it's all the fat American's traveling to Japan make the plane slower but coming back it's all the skinny Japanese that make the plane fly faster. There is no excessive weight lag coming home because they all eat rice and fish.

The very sad thing is she probably did not come up with this on her own. I would bet someone told this to her, dead serious, and then unleashed her on the world to shame herself.

 

[kelleigh1]

This reminds me of a conversation my friends and I had with our "major blonde friend" who was talking about her upcoming wedding.

Conversation goes something like this

US: So "A" you excited about getting married?

A: Yeah but I really need to lose some weight first

US: We hear ya. That was something we all wanted to do too when we got married.

A: Yeah because I figured out that since we are going to Japan for our honeymoon I needed to lose a LOT of weight.

US: Why because you are going to Tokyo?

A: Well because the flight from here to Tokyo 17 hours long and the flight home is 13 hours long.

US: Yeah that's the international time zone.

A: No it's not it's all the fat American's traveling to Japan make the plane slower but coming back it's all the skinny Japanese that make the plane fly faster. There is no excessive weight lag coming home because they all eat rice and fish.

Oh...

 

[hydster]

The very sad thing is she probably did not come up with this on her own. I would bet someone told this to her, dead serious, and then unleashed her on the world to shame herself.

I'm pretty sure her now husband told her this as a JOKE and she "being a burrito short of a mexi combo plate sometimes..though I love her to death" believed him. God love her though! She's come through with some real winners over the years!

 

[JR6ooo4]

This reminds me of a conversation my friends and I had with our "major blonde friend" who was talking about her upcoming wedding.

Conversation goes something like this

US: So "A" you excited about getting married?

A: Yeah but I really need to lose some weight first

US: We hear ya. That was something we all wanted to do too when we got married.

A: Yeah because I figured out that since we are going to Japan for our honeymoon I needed to lose a LOT of weight.

US: Why because you are going to Tokyo?

A: Well because the flight from here to Tokyo 17 hours long and the flight home is 13 hours long.

US: Yeah that's the international time zone.

A: No it's not it's all the fat American's traveling to Japan make the plane slower but coming back it's all the skinny Japanese that make the plane fly faster. There is no excessive weight lag coming home because they all eat rice and fish.

so nobody that goes there ever comes back?

 

[hydster]

so nobody that goes there ever comes back?

They do but apparently they come back much more thin or thin and/or oriental? We just didn't have the heart to ask her that at the end.

 

[JimVL]

The bridge (or tunnel) toll might be prohibitive. Because Hawaii is at least 2,400 miles from land, the bridge (or tunnel) needs hotels or other accomdations along its length in which people may spend the night, as it is illegal or impossible to drive that entire distance in one day.

Jim

Illegal? Yes. Impossible? I'll let you guys know.