My co-worker is a fountain of misinformation!! 5/14 the day has come page 130

[alabamaalan]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

If you oink when you do that, it will make you feel better.

 

[kejoda]

I'm gagging.

 

[WeirdEyes]

If you oink when you do that, it will make you feel better.

EG ~ That woman is a loon! I guess you already knew that though.

Barkley ~ I wonder if your old co-worker went to jail? BTW, my dog's name is Barkley.

 

[RUDisney]

Have you or anyone else tried handing her a tissue?

Nah, forget I asked that. She probably has a box sitting on her desk that she isn't using.

 

[Evil Genius]

I handed her a whole box of tissues today and she said she had her own box, thanks.

 

[Lovin' Lorne]

It took me two days, but I've caught up!

Wow. I know what it's like to work with a loony. I used to work with a pathological liar. She couldn't even tell you what time it was without throwing in something to make her sound better. You know, like, she was the one who invented time to begin with or something.

Hats off to you for keeping your cool.

 

[Evil Genius]

Coworker is going to Mexico and she is very excited about it. She made a comment to Miss Info about how she hopes it is warm when she's there.

Miss Info - It's all ways hot in Mexico

CW - Not all ways

Miss Info - It ALL WAYS hot there

CW - I had friends go in February once...

Miss Info - Well it's not hot there then.



So it's all ways hot in Mexico except in February.

 

[disneymom3]

smart **** in the corner cubicle 'actualy, i thinks that's probably one of the first things listed in their job description'

EG--I am shocked she did not just tell the coworker that either her friends lied about it not being warm or that they must not have really gone to Mexico. She is such a piece of work!

 

[nhrenee]

Coworker is going to Mexico and she is very excited about it. She made a comment to Miss Info about how she hopes it is warm when she's there.

Miss Info - It's all ways hot in Mexico

CW - Not all ways

Miss Info - It ALL WAYS hot there

CW - I had friends go in February once...

Miss Info - Well it's not hot there then.



So it's all ways hot in Mexico except in February.

At least she didn't make a racist comment. Maybe she's learned her lesson? Probably not.

 

[Lovin' Lorne]

At least she didn't make a racist comment. Maybe she's learned her lesson? Probably not.

Give her time. If she's really going, I'm sure she'll have lots of stories to tell and comments to make.

 

[Lintasare]

Coworker is going to Mexico and she is very excited about it. She made a comment to Miss Info about how she hopes it is warm when she's there.

Miss Info - It's all ways hot in Mexico

CW - Not all ways

Miss Info - It ALL WAYS hot there

CW - I had friends go in February once...

Miss Info - Well it's not hot there then.



So it's all ways hot in Mexico except in February.

I live in New Mexico is that close enough? And currently it's cold, almost had to turn my heater back on.

 

[pppiglet]

I was there in February and it was hot...80's. I would tell her that your message board friends say it's hot in February!

 

[clh2]

Today's gem is she's sick AGAIN. Yes there is Mooing and SSSTing. But the problem is that she won't blow her nose! So add suckin' down snot. So it sounds something like this moo, ssst, snort. 5 seconds of peace and quiet. Moo, ssst, snort. I wish my mp3 player went louder.

I don't know how I missed this. We have a snorter in our office who also sucks down the snot. GROSS. GROSS. GROSS. Of course, he'll also use the sink in our office kitchen if he needs to rinse his face - the restroom isn't that far away.

 

[golfgal]

We were in Mexico in January several years ago and it was only 65° the week we were there so it's cold in January too .

 

[RUDisney]

We were in Mexico in January several years ago and it was only 65° the week we were there so it's cold in January too .

Yeah, but being from MN, it SEEMED warm to you, didn't it? I get a kick out of all of the coats people where in FL when the temps go down to 70. To us, that's warm!

 

[golfgal]

Yeah, but being from MN, it SEEMED warm to you, didn't it? I get a kick out of all of the coats people where in FL when the temps go down to 70. To us, that's warm!

I think when we left the windchill was in the -40° range so it was a 100° temp swing. It was warm enough for us to be in shorts but it was still too cool to swim. We did a lot of drinking on that trip so that helped too The food was HORRIBLE where we stayed so we pretty much survived on chips and salsa, candy bars and electric lemonaid!!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Coworker is going to Mexico and she is very excited about it. She made a comment to Miss Info about how she hopes it is warm when she's there.

Miss Info - It's all ways hot in Mexico

CW - Not all ways

Miss Info - It ALL WAYS hot there

CW - I had friends go in February once...

Miss Info - Well it's not hot there then.



So it's all ways hot in Mexico except in February.

 

[Evil Genius]

Over the weekend I was at Cost Plus and saw what could be the next "peeping". They had gummi bugs, worms, ladybugs and my favorite gummi slugs! Imagine finding gummi slugs moistened and stuck to your desk!

 

[Lintasare]

Over the weekend I was at Cost Plus and saw what could be the next "peeping". They had gummi bugs, worms, ladybugs and my favorite gummi slugs! Imagine finding gummi slugs moistened and stuck to your desk!

I LOVE IT!!!

 

[chirurgeon]

We don't call you Evil Genius for nothing

Kim