My co-worker is a fountain of misinformation!! 5/14 the day has come page 130

[LindsayDunn228]

OMG even I don't believe this one!!!

It's really, really quiet in here. All of a sudden I hear someone mooing. Yes, mooing. And then it stops. Then starts sst,ssst, ssssst. Like someone is opening and closing a pop bottle. Then the mooing again. I realize it's her!!!

ME WTH are you doing over there. (Because now she's broken my concentration)

Miss Info What?!?!

ME Are you mooing?? and going sst, ssst?

Miss Info Oh yeah that's me, I do that when I'm not feeling well. It makes me feel better.

ME ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!? (Now I think she's just trying to break the tension of month end)

Miss Info Yeah I'm serious, it makes my husband nuts.

I have got to stop drinking my morning coffee as I DIS!!

 

[Jennifer48]

I'm totally using that.....Moo, Moo, sst, ssst, sssst.

Any new updates?

 

[Evil Genius]

Sorry guys nothing new. She's still sick, but no mooing or sst. No one wants to be in her cubicle because she sneezes and coughs without covering her mouth and nose. Which means no one is talking to her, so no gems are coming out of her mouth.

 

[budbeerlady]

Sorry guys nothing new. She's still sick, but no mooing or sst. No one wants to be in her cubicle because she sneezes and coughs without covering her mouth and nose. Which means no one is talking to her, so no gems are coming out of her mouth.

That is so grosss! I think I would rather hear someone moo than to be coughed on and around!

 

[chell]

MMOOOOOOO...

Things got a little stressful earlier at work today and I thought of this thread and it made me smile.

 

[xyzabc33]

LOL.... Read the latest to the other half and of course now I have a 4 yr old going Moo Sst Sst. Repeditivly....Darn you Miss Info.

OMG that is tooooo funny tho. I must try this remedy next time I feel ill. Just think we could make millions if we patent it.

 

[Briarmom]

OMG! What a great bunch of updates I returned home to after spending 3 (yep 3!) days at WDW with my two kids (ds8 and dd3) who DID go on several of the 'big rides' and we still saw a lot. Not to mention, after the WDW trip we went on a 'money wasting' cruise, where my dd must have caught that nasty Chinese Croup.

 

[Diva of Dragons]

OMG even I don't believe this one!!!

It's really, really quiet in here. All of a sudden I hear someone mooing. Yes, mooing. And then it stops. Then starts sst,ssst, ssssst. Like someone is opening and closing a pop bottle. Then the mooing again. I realize it's her!!!

ME WTH are you doing over there. (Because now she's broken my concentration)

Miss Info What?!?!

ME Are you mooing?? and going sst, ssst?

Miss Info Oh yeah that's me, I do that when I'm not feeling well. It makes me feel better.

ME ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!? (Now I think she's just trying to break the tension of month end)

Miss Info Yeah I'm serious, it makes my husband nuts.

Oh yeah! That's what makes him nuts!!!

 

[mirthmaiden]

Maybe she drank some milk and now doesn't feel well so she is mooing to get the milk out?

Maybe the ssst ssst sound is the milk curdling in her stomach

 

[xyzabc33]

Good MOOOOOOOOOOOOrning everyone. Sorry I had to. LOL

I just had this picture of DISers having a meet at WDW and instead of saying hello, mooing at each other. Hey, ssst sst aren't you (insert screen name) on the DIS boards.?

 

[Evil Genius]

We were talking about Mother's day this morning. She is going to her son's house Saturday. He had BETTER have a carnation corsage for her, he had BETTER have chicken on the grill for her, he had BETTER have bought her the gift that she told him she wanted. On and on.

I finally asked her what would happen if he didn't comply with her demands. (Yes I said to her demands)

She would pick up her purse and go home. It's Mother's Day and she is the Mother.

Oh how I bit my tongue.

 

[pokemon_master]

 

[mirthmaiden]

We were talking about Mother's day this morning. She is going to her son's house Saturday. He had BETTER have a carnation corsage for her, he had BETTER have chicken on the grill for her, he had BETTER have bought her the gift that she told him she wanted. On and on.

I finally asked her what would happen if he didn't comply with her demands. (Yes I said to her demands)

She would pick up her purse and go home. It's Mother's Day and she is the Mother.

Oh how I bit my tongue.

He'd probably breathe a sigh of relief I just don't get the whole concept of demanding somebody's attention that way. How meaningless is that? If I have to tell you what to buy and how to behave, it's hollow. Her son would be probably be so grateful if she would shut up and stop bossing him around that he might want to do something nice for her.

 

[ElizaB39]

Oh, how I wish she was MY mom!

 

[Briarmom]

If I were him I'd contackt Jeanfl's (is that the right name?) MIL for gift ideas, plant a tree in her name instead of a corsage, and have weenie mac instead of chicken just to tick her off.

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

I almost choked on my water when I saw that you wrote "MOOther's Day!"

I can't believe she's so demanding of her son. Actually, from what I know of her, I do believe it.

 

[Evil Genius]

I just thought of something. If they are bbq-ing at her sons, what does she need a corsage for? Or am I totally out of the loop?

Moo Moo sst ssst sssst

 

[Hedy]

We were talking about Mother's day this morning. She is going to her son's house Saturday. He had BETTER have a carnation corsage for her, he had BETTER have chicken on the grill for her, he had BETTER have bought her the gift that she told him she wanted. On and on.

I finally asked her what would happen if he didn't comply with her demands. (Yes I said to her demands)

She would pick up her purse and go home. It's Mother's Day and she is the Mother.

Oh how I bit my tongue.

Poor kid. Here's hoping he took after his father.

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

A corsage at a bbq!

 

[KristiKelly]

I just thought of something. If they are bbq-ing at her sons, what does she need a corsage for? Or am I totally out of the loop?

Moo Moo sst ssst sssst

Because she's CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!

Is her son married? Ms.Information would truly be the MIL from HELL!!!!!!