The Disney Times
Hey, everyone! I have an urgent message for you. One of our staff, Dell Philby, has fallen under something called the Sleeping Beauty Syndrome. Unfortunately, this means he's very sick. The only way for him to get better is if we find a black fob that looks like a garage door opener called the Return (see Genie's article for a more descriptive ad). We can't make him better without it. If you see it, please give it to me or the Genie straight away. Time is of the essence here.
-Kiki
IN THE PARKS
With the Genie
Yesterday and today have been very sad days in the parks. Im terribly sorry that there wasnt a article yesterday but I was too busy digging up info on the event. All the people that were in the incidents all died mysteriously last night and whoever did this left a note reading, "you will be next". Now all of the characters here must stay here until everything is figure out and the murderers are caught. I didnt get that much info on these murders but I did get some on the Baloo Case.
There's been a terrible accident. Or maybe it was deliberate. Anyway, Baloo has been killed. His body was found in the moat surrounding Cinderella Castle. In his paw, there was some animal fur, but it's unknown what type. If you were in the area at the time, or saw anything suspicious at the time, please contact park management.
R.I.P. Baloo
Ive asked some characters what they thought about this death.
Perry the Platypus said:
P: *perry noise*
G: Wow. Thank you for your thoughts Perry!
Charlotte LaBoffe said:
C: I dont know
G: Umm
Thanks
I will be keeping a list of clues all through this mystery here:
Baloo-Unknown Animal Fur
Thats it for today In the Parks!
"Ask Elizabeth" advice column
Dear Readers,
I'm back! Sorry, but I haven't been getting any questionns, so no advice this time. So, in light of recent events, (which you can find more info on in Genie's aricle!) here are some safety tips and advice:
* Keep an eye on all personal items you have with you in the park. This means hats, sweaters or jackets, accesories, backpacks, purses, money, purchases of any kind, umbrellas, etc.
*At your hotel, lock your door(and your window if you have one) at night before you go to sleep.
*Don't annoy the animals at Animal Kingdom or Animal Kingdom Lodge, especially the dangerous ones.
*Refrain from getting too close the the middle of the walkway when a parade is going on.
*Do not push and shove trying to get to a place. Also try not to hit people with wheelchairs or strollers.
*Don't give anyone the key card to your room without very good reason.
If you want your question in the Disney Times, contact me or send it to my resort, Caribbean Beach Resort. Remember I can only choose two, maybe three questions per article.
Sincerely,
Elizabeth
LOST!
A small device, looks like a black garage door opener fob. Last seen in EPCOT. Please report it to,
Genie or Kiki
Give it directly to us
The Overtakers
By Dell Philby
In light of the recent tragedies, I felt it was my duty to alert the public of a serious threat to us all. The Overtakers (henceforth referred to as the OTs) are a group of Disney villians intent on controlling the parks and destroying the magic. They are led by Maleficent and Chernabog. Other known members are the Evil Queen from Snow White, Cruella De Vil and the Big Bad Wolf but many others have joined their ranks also. NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS SHOULD BE APPROACHED. Here are some tips to protect yourself.
Stay away from any known villians
If caught, feign innocence (pretend you don't know who they are or what they're doing)
ALWAYS use the buddy system (and if someone is captured, run so you can escape and come back for them)
If you see any suspicious activity from any aforementioned villians, report it to me (Philby) as I have previously dealt with them and may be able to help
Thats all for now; be careful and be safe!