hi everyone i have been back a few days and although i have never done a trip report before i thought i would give it a go,now i am probably not going to say everything was sweetness and light,i went as a non theme park fan and i always tell it as i see it good and bad but hopefully you will find our trip interesting.if i do it a bit slow over the days,weeks,years,its because i type with one finger
its the wifes job to type for me i am garbage at it sorry.ok went to the cornerhouse 2 minutes from gatwick the night before we flew to get some kip for the long journey (big mistake)place was good but the boy (3)got a bunk bed and was jumping and playing about till 12 at night 
it was his first and thought diving from it to our double was highly amusing
next day we were off a dinner time flight with virgin in cattle class,i was pleasantly surprised i had enough leg room and the food was ok and no troll doing my head in with what film i should watch and proceed to tell me the whole story and how it ends (oops sorry that was a different trip but i am still emotionally scarred
)i proceeded to fill in all the green form thingys for all seven of us that being the wife 4 daughters and the boy,the security the other end is as tight as i expected and after filling in the forms again a second time i was a little stressed
it was getting later and i wanted to get the car, dollar had a queue of about 25 people, alamo none and several others with none 
i had the boy again round my harris diving all over the place and eventually got the keys and a geezer to carry the cases on a trolley( i will call him geez as he was a real diamond and he may get the sack if i reveal his name
got to pick up point and i said can i have a car seat they said no i will have to go back up to the airport office 
another hour i would have to wait in line.then geez said are you up for a raid,i said i am up for anything at this moment so we proceeded to another car firms car seat facility and commando stylied up to them putting one on the trolley and legging it up their car lot out at the top and into ours
saving us a good hours wait,he got a good tip and it was a laugh we returned it when we got back.the drive to the villa was not plain sailing i went boggy creek road in the dark and i eventually got there after an hour and a half 
.off to walmart to shop fine,but whats all the phaffing around at the checkouts about three quarters of an hour with 3 people ahead of me and a seperate bag for everythinghey johnny sharp if your out there i went to publix the next time i know you would approve
thats the end of day one,sunday was a rest and get slaughtered on bud day monday is mgm and the adr saga i will do that tommorow my fingers seezing up,back soon
its the wifes job to type for me i am garbage at it sorry.ok went to the cornerhouse 2 minutes from gatwick the night before we flew to get some kip for the long journey (big mistake)place was good but the boy (3)got a bunk bed and was jumping and playing about till 12 at night it was his first and thought diving from it to our double was highly amusing next day we were off a dinner time flight with virgin in cattle class,i was pleasantly surprised i had enough leg room and the food was ok and no troll doing my head in with what film i should watch and proceed to tell me the whole story and how it ends (oops sorry that was a different trip but i am still emotionally scarred )i proceeded to fill in all the green form thingys for all seven of us that being the wife 4 daughters and the boy,the security the other end is as tight as i expected and after filling in the forms again a second time i was a little stressed it was getting later and i wanted to get the car, dollar had a queue of about 25 people, alamo none and several others with none i had the boy again round my harris diving all over the place and eventually got the keys and a geezer to carry the cases on a trolley( i will call him geez as he was a real diamond and he may get the sack if i reveal his name got to pick up point and i said can i have a car seat they said no i will have to go back up to the airport office another hour i would have to wait in line.then geez said are you up for a raid,i said i am up for anything at this moment so we proceeded to another car firms car seat facility and commando stylied up to them putting one on the trolley and legging it up their car lot out at the top and into ourssaving us a good hours wait,he got a good tip and it was a laugh we returned it when we got back.the drive to the villa was not plain sailing i went boggy creek road in the dark and i eventually got there after an hour and a half .off to walmart to shop fine,but whats all the phaffing around at the checkouts about three quarters of an hour with 3 people ahead of me and a seperate bag for everythinghey johnny sharp if your out there i went to publix the next time i know you would approve thats the end of day one,sunday was a rest and get slaughtered on bud day monday is mgm and the adr saga i will do that tommorow my fingers seezing up,back soon
brilliant report !
including my parents!
i am up at 6.30 am (what the hell am i doing
its a eight seater ford tank buster full of petrol so its virtually a out of control bomb,kids are tightening their belts tight and were off straight through a red light she never saw after much screeching of tyres and brakes for the unsuspecting americans i tell her( the fffflicking lights bird what you doing) she replies what lights theres none here i tell her to look upwards (oh yeah)then proceeds to shout out the window what a stupid place to put lights up in the air
missus about whether i told her my daughter should wear a cinderella dress for the breakfast.i did tell only about 20 times,that woman has a brain like a sieve.no tears thankfully from my daughter seeing others in full regalier.theboy was straight into cracking his sister over the bonce with his crt sword followed by the star on a stick retalliation in the gob for him.when the food arrived i was pleasantly surprised i was expecting something dished up like in the oliver film going by some of the reports on crt,but it was pleasant enough,the pricesses arrived and i only had my phone so it was pointless really.the crt is good value we have that photo they gave us and we were looked after well and never felt under pressure to leave.BUT here it comes my 3 eldest went to the crystal palace and had what they described as their worst meal of the trip,they got the usual things to eat but they did not recognise somethings and ended up having bacon and custard 
i think and every time i brought it up it was EEEWWWEEE DON'T EVEN GO THERE so it got the thumbs down from the fashion posse.mk is good for the two little ones,i think mickeys philarmagic 3D THINGY is the best 3D in all the parks we visited.although the playparks again i thought were pretty pants,donalds boat i think it was,as a kid i think i would rather play in my dads shed theres no magic there walt must have had his wand up his jacksee when made that one sorry son.wednesday was a shopping day
thursday is universal i will do that probably wednesday its training night tommorow,i dont know how people type all day its murder.see you soon
, can't wait to read more.
