Most embarrassing moments

[binny]

I have a new one.

We were at Lagoon park over the weekend with 40 of our teens and other chaperones. I am the admin help this time around so I was in charge of checking kids in. We have a couple of kids that are a little accident prone so I was bugging them that I wasnt going to make any trips to the ER (we made one last year and it was a nightmare!) I really made a point of saying " I am NOT going to the ER!"

So, I am sitting across an aisle from one of those "knock the clown over" carnival games. The bench was in the middle of a large lane, LOTS of people passing by (this is important)
so I am chatting with one of the teens when out of nowhere this hard rubber ball comes and smacks me right in the jaw! omgosh it hurt like the devil!
I was shaking it hurt so bad!

Apparently this kid threw the ball so hard that it bounced off the metal post riccocheted backwards and THROUGH the crowd, hit the ground at my feet and bounced up into my face.

My friend said it was like watching a matrix movie, It just came slow motion and with intent.

So the youth pastor looks over at me and says "wanna go to the ER?"




DOH




So you can share one now.... or just laugh at mine. Whatever youre most comfortable with.

 

[binny]

and because I am in such a generous mood I will share with you my now second most embarrassing moment (previously this was number 1)



I was working for the Calgary Flames hockey team after Dh and I got married. DH and I had just moved into a new house and I was writing out the info for my boss. This real hot shot (gorgeous) rookie came in and we started up a conversation. Well it turns out he had gotten married around the same time and we got to talking about how great it was and how happy we were. It was so much better than we had even thought yadda yadda yadda newlywed gaga stuff you know?

I was packing some merch up for him to give away to his family while we were talking. I sent him on his way and went back to what I was doing.... oh hey, where did that sheet of paper go? The one with my new address and phone number on it that I was going to give to my boss? ohhhhhhhhh crap, it was on top of the papers that I used to wrap up the rookies merch.



Oh Yeah.... HAPPILY married...... SO glad to be married. Just happened to slip you my number......


TG he got traded soon afterwards, I could never look him in the eye again!

 

[Chipperdini]

So you can share one now.... or just laugh at mine. Whatever youre most comfortable with.

Why not choose both?

1.

2. High school biology class, 1st period. Urinalysis lab. Using own/personal, just-produced urine sample. One student knocks over her cup, spilling her urine all over her lab group's table. Guess which student.

 

[NikiM20]

Not mine..but this post from many years ago on the Dis, still has me every time I read it
http://disboards.com/showthread.php?t=509578

 

[Tazicket]

I'll share my most recent one....

A couple of days ago I was in my manager's boss's office going over a project. I stood up to leave and promptly walked into the door. And bounced off. In case you're wondering, the door was open and I managed to walk right into the edge of it.

She asked if I was ok and I said I was fine and also very graceful.

 

[binny]

I'll share my most recent one....

A couple of days ago I was in my manager's boss's office going over a project. I stood up to leave and promptly walked into the door. And bounced off. In case you're wondering, the door was open and I managed to walk right into the edge of it.

She asked if I was ok and I said I was fine and also very graceful.

This happened to one of our kids on the trip!

I just sort watched it happen. The door was open and he went full steam ahead right into the side light. I dont even know how he managed it. He even left a face mark on the window! It sounded like a really big bird ramming itself into the window.

Why not choose both?

1.

2. High school biology class, 1st period. Urinalysis lab. Using own/personal, just-produced urine sample. One student knocks over her cup, spilling her urine all over her lab group's table. Guess which student

Thank you for your support

 

[SC Minnie]

How about showing EPCOT that you were wearing undies that day?

I was wearing these shorts that zipped up the back. I had gone to the restroom. I met back up with DD and DH and we were walking to one of the attractions when DH told be my shorts were unzipped.

 

[Maleficent13]

It involved a dress, my heel catching a crack in the sidewalk and a new intern to witness. That's all you're getting out of me.

 

[Chipperdini]

Thank you for your support

My pleasure.

 

[sorcerormickey]

How about showing EPCOT that you were wearing undies that day?

I almost thought you were the woman I saw at Epcot last Thursday - she had on light pink linen capris.........and black underwear.

 

[ckay87]

Oh I have a whole collection of embarassing things that have spewn from my own mouth. I've blocked most of them out. But I remember having a meeting with this lady. All during the meeting I hear this (seemingly) far away high pitched beeping. Once we were all done I said (this is a quote, folks) "what is that terrible beeping sound. I can't stand it anymore," to which she replied, "oh that's my hearing aid."

OMG I almost died.

 

[FroggyinArk]

wheres rick when ya need him.

 

[feenie]

The first time we went to universal studios we were in line for the terminator 4d and we were all just standing there waiting for the next show to open up.
Well, when the line started to move I reached back and grabbed DH's hand...
Except it was not his hand. It was someone from another country who didn't speak english. They just looked at me like I was a wierdo, and kept going. DH laughed and laughed at me.
We let a few people get ahead of us in line so I didn't need to sit next to my new "friend" during the show.

 

[binny]

wheres rick when ya need him.

hey Froggy! How's it going?

 

[FroggyinArk]

hey Froggy! How's it going?

at hte riskof hi jacking your thread not so great. thought infection was all gone,, and dr was ready to start working on getting myt eye open.. then infection came back so i'm back on heavy antibiotic and wont be surprised if i end up in hospital next week.

 

[sdarwkcabemanmy]

One day, when I still lived at home, my brother started banging on the door yelling at me to get out of the bathroom.

So I come out, eyes blazing, a towel wrapped around me, barefoot and somewhat wet from the shower ready to kick his butt.

Only I kicked out at him and ended up falling on my rear.

 

[malibuconlee]

wheres rick when ya need him.

OMG!! I loved the one where he's walking the dog in his boxers and didn't realize it. LOL

 

[binny]

oh damn. I thought it was getting better.


Im sorry, my friend I really hope it feels better soon and they are able to get some great results soon!

 

[FroggyinArk]

oh damn. I thought it was getting better.


Im sorry, my friend I really hope it feels better soon and they are able to get some great results soon!

me too cause having your eye start draining yucky yellow stuff at odd moments is kinda embarassing.

 

[LynnTH]

Ok - had to chime in here. I know I have had many embarrassing moments but I think I have blocked most of them. This one my DH and our Friends won't let me live down.

So, last year my DS was getting ready for Baseball Season. It was the first year of machine pitch. So, the Coach calls and is going over everything that they need etc, when he mentions that he will need to have a cup. I thought that odd but didn't say anything. So, later that night I am telling my DH what all DS needs and tells him about the cup and then I said " Well, couldn't he just bring a water bottle or something - why does he need a cup". My DH almost died laughing and then told me 'wrong kind of cup'. Well, how was I to know he is my oldest and I never went through this before. So, of course he had to tell everyone and know everyone refers to the cup as the drinking cup....

Enough about me. My Mom does embarrassing stuff all the time. It is non-stop with her. The one thing I remember most (I wasn't there at the time but was told). Her and my Dad and a bunch of others were in Las Vegas and she was out shopping and stopped to ask where something was - only she was talking to a Mannequin... Same trip instead they are dining and instead of her getting up and going to the Ladies Room, where she was going - she walked right into the kitchen. She does stuff like this all day long. My DH just shakes his head cuz he thinks I'm going to end up just like that.