Hello?
Hello? Is this thing on???
Heh. Sorry I was missingish. New baby, terrible cold, yada yada yada. Now for the news.
My
teenager is taking drivers ed.

This means I have to DRIVE him (with allllll the other children in tow) to and from school every evening. WHY did we wait for the 10th snowiest winter in prairie recorded history to do this???? Also he is busy. Probably texting the Pope since he told me he NEEDs 1000 texts per month just to exist.
The
twinkie twins are also busy. Birthday party season has been going strong since Christmas. I am going broke buying bakugan and littlest pet shops and whatchmacallists. Ok. So I made the last one up. I bet someone else will make a million dollars making them collectible. I am a terrible (aka busy) mother and have yet to throw them a birthday party. However I have no clue when we will have time. Or energy. Also elemetary school continues to be a riot. They rocked the parent teacher conferences (child led, complete with Power Point Presentations, clip art and fancy shmancy fonts) despite the fact that I forgot to send in Bird Nest Fixings. Yep my deer friends. For some reason (maybe the
Peej can explain?) my second graders had to build their own AUTHENTIC bird nests out of actual bird next ingredients (did I mention the ground has been covered with snow for months now?). Which I forgot to send. MOooving on.
Goldenchild adores the baby. The only thing he likes more than holding her is playing the Wii (did I mention that Santa brought one?). He is abnormallly gifted at dog fighting and sword fighting. Go figure. He even beats his teen brother who insists that the game is broken. Heh.
Grasshopper seems so old and grown up now that we have a real baby around. He is enjoying the olympics. After watching a side by side triple lutz he looked at me and said, quizzically "I can't do that."
The Princess is delightful. She looks just like all her brothers and sisters only fatter. Seriously this is the fattest baby I have ever had. She was 10 lbs 1 oz today at her 1 month check up. I am pretty sure the twins were 4 months old before they hit 10 lbs. She is a good baby.
If
Mommy Poppins has any spare time after building the barn, I think I need a pink sling to carry this dumpling around
NAB, I am sorry the USA beat Canada at hockey last night. No I am not. I am just being polite. Did you see the YAHOO article about how the Canadians trash talk? "Go Canada". It is funny because it is true. Y'all are so polite. Eh.
I do think of
WHEAT THINs every time they play the Canadian National Anthem.
Thank you all for your kind wishes and welcomes for the Princess

You are the best imaginary friends!