Mixed Nuts Part 2

[Squidrific]

That would almost be like going to Orlando in August and, really, who wants to do that? -- Rob

NOT ME!!!!!!

 

[jonestavern]

NOT ME!!!!!!

SQUIDDY!!!

 

[Squidrific]

SQUIDDY!!!

Hola Jean Bean. You should check out the chatter thread over the next couple of days. I have been trying to write about my awful experience I had last weekend.

P.S. I was in the MK on Saturday night flaunting my Dream Fastpass when I was attacked by some blonde Canadian bimbo. It was terrifying!

 

[jonestavern]

Hola Jean Bean. You should check out the chatter thread over the next couple of days. I have been trying to write about my awful experience I had last weekend.

P.S. I was in the MK on Saturday night flaunting my Dream Fastpass when I was attacked by some blonde Canadian bimbo. It was terrifying!

I have been lurking over at the Chatters, tee hee.

Watch out for the Canadiens--frightening!
Did they assault you with alcoholic beverages???

The DIS webcam caught you ladies in action:

 

[Squidrific]

I have been lurking over at the Chatters, tee hee.

Watch out for the Canadiens--frightening!
Did they assault you with alcoholic beverages???

The DIS webcam caught you ladies in action:

She did not assault me with alcohol which was a bit disappointing. Something about MK being a dry alcohol free park. Whatever, if they think that MK is dry apparently they weren't near the old squidster, because I was anything but dry. Especially when it rained buckets on us!

We had to leave the park go to the Poly and get liquored up and then return to the park. I'm not saying Trisha had too much to drink, but she did propose marriage to the 60 year old monorail driver at one point.

It seemed that where ever we went, we left happy people in our wake. I can't believe how popular we were that everyone was just laughing. I know they were laughing with us and not as us - how do I know? Because I said so - that's how!

 

[GoofyDad869]

Good day.

I had a funny thing (to me, anyway) happen to me this morning. I was at the Subaru service shop, getting some warranty work done on our station wagon. It's a Legacy wagon, in a metallic green color. They get my car done and pull it out and park it in front of the service dept. windows with the keys in it (it's a small town, and well...). I'm sitting in there reading and see them drive it out and so I get up, stand in line to get checked out. The guy they just finished helping is a good ol' boy - friends with the dealership owner (it's a small town and I've seen this guy before). He walks outside and gets in my car. I'm like "Hey, Dude, that guy just got in my car!!!" So I run out and get his attention (he seems to be hard of hearing) as he's starting to crank the engine. I tell him he's in the wrong car, and he looks at me like I'm a fool. So then I tell him unless he's got black Mickey Mouse head fuzzy dice hanging on the rearview mirror and a Brad Paisley cd in the player, it ain't his car! He sees the Mickey-head fuzzy dice and does a double-take. The expression on his face was great!!! He apologized to me, and I laughed and said "No problem" or something like it. He then got into the car next to mine, which was an older model Legacy wagon in the same exact color. I think that was his car, as nobody else came out to chase him down.

I went back in and told the service manager that that would have been the hardest thing to explain to KAMommy...

 

[GoofyDad869]

She did not assault me with alcohol which was a bit disappointing. Something about MK being a dry alcohol free park. Whatever, if they think that MK is dry apparently they weren't near the old squidster, because I was anything but dry. Especially when it rained buckets on us!

We had to leave the park go to the Poly and get liquored up and then return to the park. I'm not saying Trisha had too much to drink, but she did propose marriage to the 60 year old monorail driver at one point.

It seemed that where ever we went, we left happy people in our wake. I can't believe how popular we were that everyone was just laughing. I know they were laughing with us and not as us - how do I know? Because I said so - that's how!

There are these things called "hip flasks" - Check 'em out!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

There are these things called "hip flasks" - Check 'em out!

These are even better - although they'll melt on a hot day:

 

[jonestavern]

She did not assault me with alcohol which was a bit disappointing. Something about MK being a dry alcohol free park. Whatever, if they think that MK is dry apparently they weren't near the old squidster, because I was anything but dry. Especially when it rained buckets on us!

We had to leave the park go to the Poly and get liquored up and then return to the park. I'm not saying Trisha had too much to drink, but she did propose marriage to the 60 year old monorail driver at one point.

It seemed that where ever we went, we left happy people in our wake. I can't believe how popular we were that everyone was just laughing. I know they were laughing with us and not as us - how do I know? Because I said so - that's how!

this is why there is netting on the sides of fanny packs, Bagalinis & backpacks--for yr vodka/gin filled water bottle.
Mmmm...an Aloha Isle pineapple float w/ little zing is divine!
An opaque baby bottle comes in handy, too!
Uh...just steer clear of the TeaCups!
Hey, Clem is Liz's!
Yes! I think WDW should comp you rooms & beverages--just think of how much you gleeful ladies are spreading!

Good day.

I had a funny thing (to me, anyway) happen to me this morning. I was at the Subaru service shop, getting some warranty work done on our station wagon. It's a Legacy wagon, in a metallic green color. They get my car done and pull it out and park it in front of the service dept. windows with the keys in it (it's a small town, and well...). I'm sitting in there reading and see them drive it out and so I get up, stand in line to get checked out. The guy they just finished helping is a good ol' boy - friends with the dealership owner (it's a small town and I've seen this guy before). He walks outside and gets in my car. I'm like "Hey, Dude, that guy just got in my car!!!" So I run out and get his attention (he seems to be hard of hearing) as he's starting to crank the engine. I tell him he's in the wrong car, and he looks at me like I'm a fool. So then I tell him unless he's got black Mickey Mouse head fuzzy dice hanging on the rearview mirror and a Brad Paisley cd in the player, it ain't his car! He sees the Mickey-head fuzzy dice and does a double-take. The expression on his face was great!!! He apologized to me, and I laughed and said "No problem" or something like it. He then got into the car next to mine, which was an older model Legacy wagon in the same exact color. I think that was his car, as nobody else came out to chase him down.

I went back in and told the service manager that that would have been the hardest thing to explain to KAMommy...

Yes, the fuzzy Mickey head dice are always the Mommy's!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

I am the one wearing the leash
He's your Prince Charming, Peej!
True, he doesn't own a car, but then the bike has a certain juvenile charm?
Okay, I'll admit the ride to WDW may be on the looong side, but the MPG should be terrific!

That was a stupid question. Why did I even ask that? Such an obvious answer!

NOT ME!!!!!!

Question: Did I not gripe enough about the heat for people to have some idea of what it was like in WDW in August? Everyone acts so surprised!

Good day.

I had a funny thing (to me, anyway) happen to me this morning. I was at the Subaru service shop, getting some warranty work done on our station wagon. It's a Legacy wagon, in a metallic green color. They get my car done and pull it out and park it in front of the service dept. windows with the keys in it (it's a small town, and well...). I'm sitting in there reading and see them drive it out and so I get up, stand in line to get checked out. The guy they just finished helping is a good ol' boy - friends with the dealership owner (it's a small town and I've seen this guy before). He walks outside and gets in my car. I'm like "Hey, Dude, that guy just got in my car!!!" So I run out and get his attention (he seems to be hard of hearing) as he's starting to crank the engine. I tell him he's in the wrong car, and he looks at me like I'm a fool. So then I tell him unless he's got black Mickey Mouse head fuzzy dice hanging on the rearview mirror and a Brad Paisley cd in the player, it ain't his car! He sees the Mickey-head fuzzy dice and does a double-take. The expression on his face was great!!! He apologized to me, and I laughed and said "No problem" or something like it. He then got into the car next to mine, which was an older model Legacy wagon in the same exact color. I think that was his car, as nobody else came out to chase him down.

I went back in and told the service manager that that would have been the hardest thing to explain to KAMommy...

Which Brad Paisley CD?

I talked to our Bluester today. Imagine her surprise (and confusion!) when I called her at her hotel out of nowhere! I think she was mostly like who is this girl and why is she bothering me on my Disney trip? She said it seemed hotTer than last year. Super duper hotT. Warned ya! (I said) They were headed to Blizzard Beach today and HoopDeeDoo tonight! She says hi.

I'm getting ready for a thrilling evening of babysitting. A 3 year old and a 5 year old. As if I haven't spent enough time with children today! Someone's gotta make some money around here though...

 

[RobInBigKC]

I talked to our Bluester today. Imagine her surprise (and confusion!) when I called her at her hotel out of nowhere! I think she was mostly like who is this girl and why is she bothering me on my Disney trip? She said it seemed hotTer than last year. Super duper hotT. Warned ya! (I said) They were headed to Blizzard Beach today and HoopDeeDoo tonight! She says hi.

SHE was the one who was wanting, no, begging for, hot weather! Kept saying how jealous she was of us all who were suffering through the summer heat.

It's been a much hotter summer here in KC this year than last year too. Hot as it's been in several years, in fact.

-- Rob

 

[GoofyDad869]

That was a stupid question. Why did I even ask that? Such an obvious answer!


Question: Did I not gripe enough about the heat for people to have some idea of what it was like in WDW in August? Everyone acts so surprised!


Which Brad Paisley CD?

I talked to our Bluester today. Imagine her surprise (and confusion!) when I called her at her hotel out of nowhere! I think she was mostly like who is this girl and why is she bothering me on my Disney trip? She said it seemed hotTer than last year. Super duper hotT. Warned ya! (I said) They were headed to Blizzard Beach today and HoopDeeDoo tonight! She says hi.

I'm getting ready for a thrilling evening of babysitting. A 3 year old and a 5 year old. As if I haven't spent enough time with children today! Someone's gotta make some money around here though...

It was "Part II". We also have "5th Gear" too. Shhhh! - He's KAMommy's secret crush (who I'm not supposed to know about, but I do...)

 

[RobInBigKC]

It was "Part II". We also have "5th Gear" too. Shhhh! - He's KAMommy's secret crush (who I'm not supposed to know about, but I do...)

Before anyone brings it up, just wanted to let you all know that "Online" is NOT about me! I've never delivered pizza in my life.

Brad Paisley's Online

-- Rob

 

[jonestavern]

Neenor, neenor!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

SHE was the one who was wanting, no, begging for, hot weather! Kept saying how jealous she was of us all who were suffering through the summer heat.

It's been a much hotter summer here in KC this year than last year too. Hot as it's been in several years, in fact.

-- Rob

I know! I told her that too...I was like hey, you wanted this!! She says it's hotTer than last year.

It was "Part II". We also have "5th Gear" too. Shhhh! - He's KAMommy's secret crush (who I'm not supposed to know about, but I do...)

I was just listening to Time Well Wasted which was why I asked. I'm going to see Brad (and Taylor Swift) in September. I really like him.

Before anyone brings it up, just wanted to let you all know that "Online" is NOT about me! I've never delivered pizza in my life.

Brad Paisley's Online

-- Rob

No comment.

Neenor, neenor!

I didn't want to have to be the one to tell you this, Jean, but your cat needs to go on a diet.

 

[jonestavern]

...
I didn't want to have to be the one to tell you this, Jean, but your cat needs to go on a diet.

It's a fur thing.
See I hosed down kitty--she's looking svelte now!

Now I will step away from the points & go read TRs!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

It's a fur thing.
See I hosed down kitty--she's looking svelte now!

Now I will step away from the points & go read TRs!

She still looks mean as heck.

Oh, good, I just added my version to Elis and my TR. aka the truth. And I'm supposed to be posting Cheryl and my TR right here on this thread. According to Cheryl.

 

[jonestavern]

...
Oh, good, I just added my version to Elis and my TR. aka the truth. And I'm supposed to be posting Cheryl and my TR right here on this thread. According to Cheryl.

Will you be posting all those incriminating pics?

Did anyone ride tied up to the roof of Cheryl's car?

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Will you be posting all those incriminating pics?

Did anyone ride tied up to the roof of Cheryl's car?

Not quite but at one point I really thought she was going to put her son up there when he was acting up. Yikes. Cheryl has all of the pictures. She wants me to write the TR and then she'll add them. Or so she claims.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Okay, well, probably no one wants to read this so just skim over it and then pretend like you read it so we don't get our feelings hurt. Also, I promised Cheryl I would do it and I never break a promise, so here goes.

Cheryl and PJ's Great Adventure (because I'm tired and can't think of a better name)

Let's see, how did this great adventure begin, you might ask. Well, it was the beginning of July. I had just gotten back from my Disney Cruise and I came to the harsh realization that I cannot live under the same roof as my mother. Simple enough...I'll move to Orlando for the summer and work at Disney. I'll spare y'all the details, you were there. As soon as I decided I was moving I called all of my friends. Including Cheryl. I was pretty excited but nervous, too. Cheryl said, hey, look at the bright side, now you can meet me!

Pretty dull bright side. And here I thought she was going to come up with something like "oh, you'll be living in Disney, you'll get to see Cindererella Castle every day," something along those lines. But no, I will be blessed with Cheryl's presence. Oh well, you take what you can get, right? lymi, Cheryl!

We came to the conclusion that since Cheryl would be in Orlando in August to move her daughter in at UCF that would be the perfect time for her to come see me! Now all that was left to do was wait. And work at Chef Mickey's. And wait a little more. And work some doubles. And wait.

Then, the night before the night before Cheryl was supposed to come (get it?) she called me and said hey, I'm going to come a night early, I'll visit you at work and then we can hang out! Sounds good to me! Cheryl and I only got to spend about a day and a half together (but believe me, that was enough, the woman whines too much!)

So, the plan was for Cheryl to come to Chef Mickey's Monday night and then Tuesday we would go to a park of KJ's (Chery's DS) choosing.

Stay tuned for Cheryl's arrival at Chef Mickey's. AKA let the whining begin.