Mixed Nuts Part 2

[apirateslifeforme]

What makes one a skeevy geezer? Cuz, um, I'm just wondering if I am one or might be some day.

-- Rob

Do you hit on girls half your age in the produce section of the grocery store? Then you're a skeevy geezer.

You are also a skeevy geezer if your name is Vince Neil or David Lee Roth.

 

[jonestavern]

Just be thankful your bats aren't as big as this one:

-- Rob

You be grateful too, Rob!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Well...there it is, folks. Lisa's nightmare come to life!!!!!
2 things that terrify the bejeezus out of me: BIRDS and RODENTS!!! Put them together and I'd seriously be in the loony bin!!!!

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BTW...bats are not birds, nor are they rodents.

http://www.batworld.org/myths_facts/myths_facts.html

 

[jonestavern]

Hi Liz!

Just in for a few--dashing out again!

Sheesh--night is falling, must make sure my bedrm door is closed tight!

It's the possible rabies thing that freaks me out, that & I don't want the little rat birdies to get near me when I'm sleeping

 

[jonestavern]

BTW...bats are not birds, nor are they rodents.

http://www.batworld.org/myths_facts/myths_facts.html

it's the thought that counts

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Hi Liz!

Just in for a few--dashing out again!

Sheesh--night is falling, must make sure my bedrm door is closed tight!

It's the possible rabies thing that freaks me out, that & I don't want the little rat birdies to get near me when I'm sleeping

"Bats don’t ‘carry’ rabies, however, they are capable of catching the disease just like any other mammal. Less than one-half of one percent of bats actually contract the disease. In reality, more people die annually from contact with household pets than have died from contact with bats in all recorded history. This doesn’t mean that it’s okay to touch or handle bats, as they may be afraid and bite in self-defense. Bats are wild animals, and all wild animals can be dangerous. Additionally, grounded bats are more likely to be sick so they should never be rescued bare-handed. "

 

[jonestavern]

DS (Robin) & DH (Batman) are quite good at knocking the poor little wretches out of open windows--I expect only to be reunited with their loved ones, producing more rat birdies in my attic, aka Chez Les Bats!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Okay, I give up. All I'm going to say is - the poor things are probably more scared of you than you are of them.

 

[jonestavern]

apirateslifeforme
Quote:

"Bats don’t ‘carry’ rabies, however, they are capable of catching the disease just like any other mammal. Less than one-half of one percent of bats actually contract the disease. In reality, more people die annually from contact with household pets than have died from contact with bats in all recorded history. This doesn’t mean that it’s okay to touch or handle bats, as they may be afraid and bite in self-defense. Bats are wild animals, and all wild animals can be dangerous. Additionally, grounded bats are more likely to be sick so they should never be rescued bare-handed. "

Very reasonable facsimilies of our dog Zippy:

Hmm..bat-like resemblence

 

[jonestavern]

Okay, I give up. All I'm going to say is - the poor things are probably more scared of you than you are of them.

They are probably attracted by my voluptuous pheromones!
Apparently, I'm so scentsually gifted they have wafted over the species barrier...

 

[jonestavern]

Guess Liz had to pick up a quart of milk...

 

[apirateslifeforme]

No, still here. My mother is in "my" bedroom, slapping a coat of primer on the heaters and we're talking wall paint. Thrillsville, huh?

 

[jonestavern]

No, still here. My mother is in "my" bedroom, slapping a coat of primer on the heaters and we're talking wall paint. Thrillsville, huh?

Does she work cheap?

I have large entry, hallway, 1 bedrm and a nasty stairway to still do!

what color are you painting yr bedrm?

 

[jonestavern]

I'm really off this time!

Have to pick up some groceries--I wonder if Rob has had time to make it to NH from Conn yet?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Does she work cheap?

I have large entry, hallway, 1 bedrm and a nasty stairway to still do!

what color are you painting yr bedrm?

Hey...I'm not pimping out my mother for home improvements!

I think we're going with "Cup of Cocoa" - a "midtone" tan/taupe. And this is the bedding I ordered today, in the black shown:

I'm really off this time!

Have to pick up some groceries--I wonder if Rob has had time to make it to NH from Conn yet?

Robbie was here? I didn't see him...he must have been with the wrong Liz

 

[RobInBigKC]

Do you hit on girls half your age in the produce section of the grocery store? Then you're a skeevy geezer.

Um, since I'm 38 and half my age is 19, the answer is not usually.

-- Rob

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Um, since I'm 38 and half my age is 19, the answer is not usually.

-- Rob

You know...I should have worded that differently. I don't think this guy was quite 66 years old...

 

[RobInBigKC]

BTW...bats are not birds, nor are they rodents.

I assume even Lisa knows that but I agree with her that they sure do look like a bird-rodent hybrid. Others call them flying foxes or flying monkeys.

-- Rob

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I assume even Lisa knows that but I agree with her that they sure do look like a bird-rodent hybrid. Others call them flying foxes or flying monkeys.

-- Rob

You mean...

 

[RobInBigKC]

Very reasonable facsimilies of our dog Zippy:

Hmm..bat-like resemblence

-- Rob