Mixed Nuts Part 2

[blue_river]

It's always funny when it's someone else.

We still haven't let my friend Jen off the hook about that time she got wasted about...oh, 13 or 14 years ago. Insisted that we take her to Dairy Mart because she wanted an "Arizona nice tree. With a straw." (a "nice tree" was an "iced tea")

We fixed it for her because she couldn't figure out how to open it. She took it, misjudged and got the straw up her nose, finally got it in her mouth, took two sips, then shoved it back at Keith and said, "Okay, that's good."

I noticed you didn't tell any stories about yourself

Okay, I'm off to spend time with DH

Have a great night

Talk to all you nuts tomorrow!

 

[RobInBigKC]

Anybody out there?

I'm here Blue!

-- Rob

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I noticed you didn't tell any stories about yourself

Okay, I'm off to spend time with DH

Have a great night

Talk to all you nuts tomorrow!

I really haven't been drunk that many times in my life. But here is a sampling...

The night before my 20th birthday (yes, I realize I was underage - my friend Chris was 21, so he'd bought the booze), I got so drunk that when I got home around 2 a.m., I couldn't figure out how to get up the stairs to my bedroom. I crawled up, laughing hysterically. When I got to the top, my mother was standing in the door to her bedroom, an amused expression on her face. I staggered to my feet and flung myself at her, saying, "Mum...I'm SO drunk!" She caught a whiff of my breath, made a face, and said, "Yeah, you are...go to bed." She woke me up at 10 the next morning - my birthday - because we were scheduled to attend an open house at my college. "Do you want to go or do you want to skip it and sleep it off?" I chose to sleep it off.

A few years later, I went out for the evening with my girlfriends and had a few too many at Ruby Tuesday's. Danielle had driven me. In her car, I was reclined fairly far back, Tom Petty's "You Don't Know How It Feels" was on the radio, and I was flinging my head back and forth to the rhythm while singing along, when we came to a red light. A guy pulled up next to us, on my side, just as I got to the part where it goes "You don't know how it feels...no you don't know how it feels..." I noticed the guy giving me a strange look, so I leaned out the window toward him for the next line..."To be MEEEEEE!!!"

And I got completely wasted on my own wedding day. After the ceremony, we went to the nursing home to take pictures with my grandfather (which I cherish, because those are the last pictures I have of him; he died two months later on Christmas Eve). As we were leaving, I started crying, and when we got in the limo to head to the reception, the best man handed me the bottle of champagne. The ENTIRE bottle. I chugged that sucker. At the reception, there was a little room in the back where we waited to be introduced. My photographer brought me 2 or 3 mudslides in that hour. Then we were introduced, had our first dance, then sat down for dinner. I drank not only my own champagne, but Eric's and Jen's. Then when we started making the rounds of the tables (which didn't last long - I had a pretty good DJ, I guess, because everyone was up dancing), I had a Pearl Harbor in hand. I don't remember much after that.

 

[RobInBigKC]

I'm sleepy too

You're Sleepy?

Here I thought you were Happy.

You're certainly not Bashful.

-- Rob

 

[RobInBigKC]

Liz - check your PM's!

Oh sure, take the good stuff "behind the scenes". Points chicken!

-- Rob

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I've been informed that I'm the eighth dwarf - Sleazy.

 

[RobInBigKC]

Um, are you sure you aren't drinking again tonight Blue?

-- Rob

 

[RobInBigKC]

Have a great night

Talk to all you nuts tomorrow!

Night Blue!

-- Rob

 

[RobInBigKC]

I've been informed that I'm the eighth dwarf - Sleazy.

Um, yeah, I guess I could see that.

Good news -- there appears to be an opening:

-- Rob

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Oh sure, take the good stuff "behind the scenes". Points chicken!

-- Rob

It's girl stuff...you wouldn't understand.

Oooh...pictures!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Um, yeah, I guess I could see that.

-- Rob

That's my alter ego - Sleazy MacFeely (I am 1/4 Scottish, after all).

 

[RobInBigKC]

That's my alter ego - Sleazy MacFeely (I am 1/4 Scottish, after all).

MacFeely, eh? Hmm, interesting.

Just wondering what you are MacFeeling...

-- Rob

 

[apirateslifeforme]

MacFeely, eh? Hmm, interesting.

Just wondering what you are MacFeeling...

-- Rob

 

[RobInBigKC]

Just be careful Liz. You don't want to get any of these:

-- Rob

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Just be careful Liz. You don't want to get any of these:

-- Rob

I do NOT have bugs. I am very clean, thank you.

In fact, I just had a lovely shower...pardon me while I go find something other than this towel to wear...

 

[RobInBigKC]

Maybe this would help you...

-- Rob

 

[RobInBigKC]

I do NOT have bugs. I am very clean, thank you.

In fact, I just had a lovely shower...pardon me while I go find something other than this towel to wear...

Aw, Liz. Don't go changing. We like you just the way you are.

-- Rob

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Aw, Liz. Don't go changing. We like you just the way you are.

-- Rob

Who's "we"? Did I say you could invite a friend?

 

[RobInBigKC]

Who's "we"? Did I say you could invite a friend?

LOL! Well, it does appear to be just you and I here but that's fine. I'm having fun.

-- Rob

 

[apirateslifeforme]

LOL! Well, it does appear to be just you and I here but that's fine. I'm having fun.

-- Rob

Well, I'm glad I can amuse you for a while...