Well, I had a GREAT time in Amsterdam. We got in at 820am on Friday morning. The airport in Amsterdam is beautiful. It is like a shopping mall with many stores and little cafes. We went to a kiosk in the airport and selected a hotel. We went out to wait for our bus to the hotel and I had plenty of time to lust over the good looking dutch men. These guys are very tall (they are the tallest country in the world after all), in great shape, blonde hair, blue eyes, most are young.....I was drooling so much that when two cute little dutch boys walked by my brother commented that that is what his new little dutch newphew was going to look like.

We got to the hotel and checked in. The hotel had an old fashion lift.....it was as big as a telephone booth and you had to manually open the door to get in and out. Not at all what I was use to and was glad that I am not clastrophic! We showered changed, took the bus back to the airport, and the train into the city. There were TONS of people in the city. It was like one giant party. I was immediately struck by the architecture and all the bicycles (the main mode of transportation in the city).
We got a map and headed right for the Anne Frank house. You know reading the book is one thing but actually being there is an incrediable experience. Seeing how tiny the rooms they lived in for two years were and how dark things were with the windows blacked out. Walking where they walked was just very solomon. One thing that really stuck with me was a video by Otto Frank. He was saying how close he and his daughter Anne were and that they talked often. He said that after he read her diary that he had no idea that she had the thoughts and ideas that were in her diary. He had no idea that his laughing and loving daughter was so serious....it was not the daughter he knew he stated. He said it made him realize that no matter how close you are to your child you will still never really know them. I thought that that was a very profound statement. After the Anne Frank house we hiked over to the Heiniken factory. After what seemed like miles, we were dismayed to find it was closed for renovation. We went to the buisness office to ask if there was any public area open they told us no but gave us some nice little gifts. After such a long walk, we went across the street to a cute little cafe and parched our thirst w/ some Heiniken! I am normally not a beer drinker but this was good stuff!
My brother and I took our pictures in front of the Heniken plant
After we sat and had our brew for a little while, it was back to pounding the pavement. We encountered our first coffee house. Now I had many people ask me if I would smoke weed while I was over there and I told them no. If I wanted to, there was never any need to spend my own money. You can get high from just walking by these places!
We ran across a really neat little square. There was a tiny little park w/ a recreation of a famous painting by Rembrant with a large statue of Rembrant behind it.
We found a little cafe to sit at and have another round of Heniken. There was a street performer who was dressed as a clown. He was hysterical! To be able to improv the way he did was incrediable. There was an older woman who rode by him on a bicycle and ran behind her and jumped on her bike surpriseing her. Another time he took a girls cell phone that she was talking on and screamed into the phone. He went up to a couple holding hands and pulled their hands apart. He then pushed the guy away and tried to walk off with the girl. He had another girl lay down her bike and he walked her over and tried to get her to take some one elses motorcycle. He would tap someone on the shoulder and as they turned to look he would jump in front of them and scare them half to death. It just went on and on. He was brilliant! We walked around some more after that and decided to do a canal cruise. The canals are just gorgeous there!
They said that they have a low lying railing to keep the cars from going into the canal but even that does not stop one car a week from going into the canal.
By the end of the cruise it was already 7pm so we decided to get some dinner
and do some shopping. The Euro is one Euro for every 58cents so things were very expensive for me even those things were priced like they would be over here.
When things started to get dark (about 1030) we headed over to the red light district
Now THAT was an experience! These very beautiful girls (they look like runway models) are in various windows and glass doors that have red lights illuminating them. They are dressed in the most revealing sexy outfits. If you like one of the girls she will open her door and neogtiate a price. They also have sex theatres there in which they preform live sex acts on stage.....complete with audience participation. I did not elect to go and experience the sex theatre but I was invited to but a dutch guy that looked like the crypt keeper. He told my brother and I that the accept many couples.
After that we took the train back to the airport and the bus back to the hotel. I thought the bed was a little hard but that is the last thing I remember until the alarm went off in the morning.

We were lucky enough to have first class on the plane there and back so traveling while being pampered was just another part of the wonderful adventure.
So I hope that I didn't bore you. I tried to keep it short and sweet. I would definitly recommend visiting Amsterdam! That was my weekend!