Hey y'all!
I'm doing better today- thanks for all of the hugs yesterday! The closet has shelves and has a coat of primer on it- I'm seeing the light at the end of the tunnel now (thank goodness)! Funny story though- I was at Lowe's with DD & DH shopping for closet accessories. DH went off on his own to look for something, so I had the cart with DD sitting in it. Well, being so clumsy right now (well, I'm always clumsy, really), I knocked some stuff off of a shelf while turning the cart. Some people around started to come over to help pick it up, because seeing me bend over right now is just not pretty.

Well, I also bent over to start picking the stuff up and RIP!, I heard my shorts rip! All I could think was "Oh my God, I'm flashing the world, WHERE IS DH!" I start pushing the cart around looking for DH, while trying to cover my shorts with my shirt. He finally showed up and I just said "LETS GO, NOW!!!" When I got home, I could not find the rip anywhere.

All of that embarrassment for nothing!

The rip mystery hasn't been solved.
One thing we have learned from working there is that ALL demographics steal- young, old, rich, poor- no one is excluded. Really, you'd be shocked! There are some funny shoplifting stories too...like the one when I was working at the old store on Esplanade- there was a guy that came in wearing shrimping boots. While he was "shopping", we saw him dropping product into his boots...vitamins, steaks, even a bottle of wine. We stopped him at the door as he was leaving and said "sir, we need to look inside of your boots..."

Then, the physical altercation shoplifter last night was trying to steal peanut butter- about $30 worth. Just peanut butter. Usually the shoplifters go for expensive meat, wine, beer, expensive vitamins- high-end stuff. But no, this guy was risking going to jail for a whole bunch of peanut butter.
I have a stuffed Piglet I could bring. It is covered in kiddie grub, but it'll do.
And cake is always important- one of my favorite food groups!