Me, Myself, and the Metal Detectors.

jade'nsuch

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During my last trip I was plagued by looking sketchy. I was randomly selected every day to go through the metal detectors. Seriously. All 9 days. Every park, every time, I was selected. We even did all four parks in one day and EVERY. TIME. I was chosen to go through the detectors. It definitely became a familial game to see whether or not I was selected. I didn't mind at all (it is literally like 15 extra seconds and they were always super nice) and I became a pro at sliding that little tray across the table. It all felt like I was a little green alien, "I have been chosen! Farewell, my friends. I go on to a better place!"

So I was wondering, do any of you have something that seems to plague you at Disney World? Like constant "random selection" for the metal detectors? (honestly it started to feel personal by the third day lol) Maybe someone in your group gets pooped on by a bird every time? Or perhaps a certain ride always seems to be down or stops while you're on it? Tell me your stories, I'd love to hear them!
 
I always get selected for the meter detectors, I really think if you are not now then you are the odd one out
 
i was picked to go though metal detectors every day but one on that day they took my wife so i got to tell her she was the shady one that day they were all ways nice to us it is a fun memory now something u can look back and smile
 

On our last trip (December) one of us was always randomly selected to go through the metal detector. We were there for 9 days, and hopped for more than half of the trip to another park in the afternoon, and I went through it 9 times. It became our running joke as to which one of us was going to get picked!
 
During my last trip I was plagued by looking sketchy. I was randomly selected every day to go through the metal detectors. Seriously. All 9 days. Every park, every time, I was selected. We even did all four parks in one day and EVERY. TIME. I was chosen to go through the detectors. It definitely became a familial game to see whether or not I was selected. I didn't mind at all (it is literally like 15 extra seconds and they were always super nice) and I became a pro at sliding that little tray across the table. It all felt like I was a little green alien, "I have been chosen! Farewell, my friends. I go on to a better place!"

So I was wondering, do any of you have something that seems to plague you at Disney World? Like constant "random selection" for the metal detectors? (honestly it started to feel personal by the third day lol) Maybe someone in your group gets pooped on by a bird every time? Or perhaps a certain ride always seems to be down or stops while you're on it? Tell me your stories, I'd love to hear them!

This was us last year when we went in August. At that time metal detectors will still random and we were picked every time! I became very efficient in dumping my bag at the security table where everything was divided into three clear quart sized bags to keep items together like diapers and wipes. Security only took seconds since by the middle of the trip I was only bringing in the absolute minimum I had to figuring we still had a kid in diapers. I do remember the last day I was not asked to go through the detector , but I was already on my way over to it since I was so used to going and they let me walked through. I laughed and told them the only way I knew to get into the park is through a detector!! I'm glad everyone goes through them now!
 
My husband is the one who gets stopped now. But I'm convinced it's because he wears those cargo shorts. You know...the ones with, like, fifteen bazillion pockets.

In the days before the metal detectors, I would carry this tiny messenger-style bag when I would wear a dress or shorts without pockets. Just so I could carry my pass and phone. Well, I would have to go to the bag-check table. Meanwhile, they are waiving him right on through the "guests without bags" entrance. He quite literally has his wallet, phone, Annual Pass, two bottles of water, a granola bar, keys, and sixteen wadded up F&W receipts...yet he still ends up waiting for me impatiently on the other side.

Now that he has to pull all of his stuff out of those cavernous pockets, he's learned to only bring what he really wants!
 
I kid you not, every single time we get in line to meet a character we get the "Sorry. XXXXXXXX is going on a break but will be back in 45 minutes!" Which of course is ALWAYS in the middle of our Fastpass window on the other side of the park. We've been trying to meet Gaston for the last SIX TRIPS!!!!! It's become a family joke.:tongue:
 
Does heartburn count??

Heartburn. Every trip. Every day. It's totally my fault I have ZERO will-power when it comes to Disney dining!!

The last time I went I started taking the 14 day over the counter heartburn treatment 3 days before we left for our vacation so it wouldn't be a problem. Thankfully it worked like a champ.
 
Things that always happen to us:

1: We are always chosen to carry the red card through the line.

2: We are always cut off to be let into the next show or on the next car.

3: Characters go on break as soon as we get in line.
 
FP+ queue cut off. They always stop the line at us for the standby to proceed, always.

Dh gets the metal detectors almost every time.

On the positive side, we often seem to be at the right place at the right time and Magical Moments seem to find us!
 
For me it's water that's become the joke in our family. Doesn't matter where we are, what we're doing-if there's water I WILL be the one getting wet. Spitting camel and tikis in Adventreland, they will hit me every time. I'm always the one that gets soaked on Splash and Kali no matter where I sit.

The best one yet though was at Epcot. I love the Fountain of Nations and me and my DS and the grandkids were standing there watching the show. We were on the side where Starbucks is and we were up against the rail. The finale of the song came and there was a loud boom. Now the next sequence of events took literally seconds to happen, but for me felt like slow motion-from the corner of my eye I can see my son take each kid and back way up-and I couldn't figure out what he was doing. In almost the same instant I realized what was going to happen, but it was too late. The water came over me and it was like standing under one of those big water buckets at a water park that tips over when it's full. I was soaked head to toe, it looked like I took a swim IN the fountain. Big laugh for my family and even another guest who was talking and lauging on the phone and told that person "this lady just got soaked". We were on our way out of the park and I got some strange looks from folks coming into the park.
 
My son always gets selected to go through the metal detectors, every single time. The funny part is he is a retired Navy Corpsman and still wears his hair high and tight and walks with that military walk, it obvious he's military. He just laughs about it, says he must look like a thug since he does have a number of tatoos on his arms.

If there is any water on a ride, I will get wet even those you aren't supposed to get wet on. I got off frozen looking like I had been on splash mountain, got off Thunder Mountain wet (not sure how that even happened), Pirates - yep I'm the one who gets wet, heck I even got wet on Safari one trip. Had a bird poop on me on one of the trails at Animal Kingdom, little devil had been eating something purple and I was wearing a white shirt. Looked like I had been in a terrible accident.
 
I get picked every time for the metal detectors and I am so happy that they no longer select randomly, and everyone has to go thru them. I will apologize to anyone who gets behind me when going thru, it is not easy to go thru a metal detector fast when you are blind and Disney has not yet trained the security to deal with blind individuals in the security line. I am hoping that since it is not random that they will no longer come up and grab my arm and pull me to to metal detector, since everyone will be going I am hoping that I can just follow everyone else, or have my dog follow everyone else. Since I usually skip the bag check I usually have nothing so it should be easier. But my dog always sets off the machine and it is worse because security people are trying to rush because everyone just wants to go thru, but since I become panicked when you start pushing me, my dog feels that I am nervous and she can't figure out why people are pulling and pushing me because she is able to walk me where I need to go, so she is waiting for me to give the command follow, but since the security men still have there hand on my arm pulling me I can't give the command. Then security for some reason picks up the handle, which is never allowed, it would be equal to throwing a w/c person onto the ground, that harness is my way to feel what the dog is seeing, the dog knows the handle is not to be touched by untrained people, there is a law that states that no one is allowed to interfere with the travel of a guide dog and a blind person, yet grabbing the harness of the dog to pull her out of line to wand her down interferes with our travel. Usually by the time we are done and it takes us much more tha 15 sec, I need to go and sit and collect my thoughts and give the dog time to recoup. So I apologize in advance to anyone who gets behind me as they now do not randomly pick just me out everyday but makes everyone go thru the metal detectors. I try to tell security that I go thru the airport at least once a month and never have a problem but the they are trained not to push and pull me, as a matter of fact I don't think any airport person has ever put there hand on me. I tell them how we do it, I take the harness off and let them take it thru metal detector, I the ask the dog to walk thru and sit, if the leash makes the medal detector goes of which it can happen but not usually, then I tell dog to sit and drop the leash, or if it does not, I tell dog to sit and I walk thru with the leash in hand. I then can not walk, I have to put harness back on and we are thru and I have my eyes again, I only had to take about three steps without harness. But since others are rushing to get throw, and staff refuse to keep there hands off me and want to just push me thru it slows it down even more. So please if you end up behind me I apologize but I will try to educate the security men to take an extra minute and learn to do it right, because in the long run it will be better.

I have already told Disney last year, and have already informed them that I hope they have educated there security this year (although just this week I got a message from a fellow dis member who tells me she is being man handled and touched by security and her dog is frustrated by the process also). I have volunteered to spend time with security if they would like me to show them how I do it, I would be more than happy to spend 30 minutes before park open showing them how to have me go thru the security without them touching me, and what would be helpful to get it done fast. without people behind me, and I assume many others, since this is how we are trained when we go to school for 28 days before we take our dogs home. I do not wish to argue that the law states or means something else, each state has a law, each state words it differently. My hope is to educate the people who come up behind me in line, it will take me longer, I am sorry but rushing it just so you get thru easier, does not help me, it actually makes it much harder and therefore slower for me to get thru.
 
We were there for fourteen days last September and I was "randomly" selected for the metal detector every. single. time. In a party of 5, I was the only one who EVER had to go through the metal detector. We also park hopped, so sometimes I went through it three or four times a day. I tried changing it up, sometimes I would carry our small bag, sometimes not and sometimes we didn't even have a bag in our party. It was always me. On our last park day, the whole family walked through the metal detectors with me just for fun. There was no line, so we didn't hold anything up, it was just thier act of solidarity after two weeks of randomness!

It did make for a running joke during and after the trip. I made a photo book from our pictures and hid the "you have been randomly selected" phrase through every page of the book.
 
To the OP, must be those suspicious looking slippers in your profile picture. Actually, DH always got "randomly" picked for the metal detectors, so we're kind of glad to see that he's not the only one. In his case, all we could figure was his haircut-he wears it very short, so he looks like he's in the military, or wants to be.
 
I get picked every time for the metal detectors and I am so happy that they no longer select randomly, and everyone has to go thru them. I will apologize to anyone who gets behind me when going thru, it is not easy to go thru a metal detector fast when you are blind and Disney has not yet trained the security to deal with blind individuals in the security line. I am hoping that since it is not random that they will no longer come up and grab my arm and pull me to to metal detector, since everyone will be going I am hoping that I can just follow everyone else, or have my dog follow everyone else. Since I usually skip the bag check I usually have nothing so it should be easier. But my dog always sets off the machine and it is worse because security people are trying to rush because everyone just wants to go thru, but since I become panicked when you start pushing me, my dog feels that I am nervous and she can't figure out why people are pulling and pushing me because she is able to walk me where I need to go, so she is waiting for me to give the command follow, but since the security men still have there hand on my arm pulling me I can't give the command. Then security for some reason picks up the handle, which is never allowed, it would be equal to throwing a w/c person onto the ground, that harness is my way to feel what the dog is seeing, the dog knows the handle is not to be touched by untrained people, there is a law that states that no one is allowed to interfere with the travel of a guide dog and a blind person, yet grabbing the harness of the dog to pull her out of line to wand her down interferes with our travel. Usually by the time we are done and it takes us much more tha 15 sec, I need to go and sit and collect my thoughts and give the dog time to recoup. So I apologize in advance to anyone who gets behind me as they now do not randomly pick just me out everyday but makes everyone go thru the metal detectors. I try to tell security that I go thru the airport at least once a month and never have a problem but the they are trained not to push and pull me, as a matter of fact I don't think any airport person has ever put there hand on me. I tell them how we do it, I take the harness off and let them take it thru metal detector, I the ask the dog to walk thru and sit, if the leash makes the medal detector goes of which it can happen but not usually, then I tell dog to sit and drop the leash, or if it does not, I tell dog to sit and I walk thru with the leash in hand. I then can not walk, I have to put harness back on and we are thru and I have my eyes again, I only had to take about three steps without harness. But since others are rushing to get throw, and staff refuse to keep there hands off me and want to just push me thru it slows it down even more. So please if you end up behind me I apologize but I will try to educate the security men to take an extra minute and learn to do it right, because in the long run it will be better.

I have already told Disney last year, and have already informed them that I hope they have educated there security this year (although just this week I got a message from a fellow dis member who tells me she is being man handled and touched by security and her dog is frustrated by the process also). I have volunteered to spend time with security if they would like me to show them how I do it, I would be more than happy to spend 30 minutes before park open showing them how to have me go thru the security without them touching me, and what would be helpful to get it done fast. without people behind me, and I assume many others, since this is how we are trained when we go to school for 28 days before we take our dogs home. I do not wish to argue that the law states or means something else, each state has a law, each state words it differently. My hope is to educate the people who come up behind me in line, it will take me longer, I am sorry but rushing it just so you get thru easier, does not help me, it actually makes it much harder and therefore slower for me to get thru.

That breaks my heart to hear! I can't believe they are trained to push and pull a guest. Trust me if I'm the guest behind you I'm not complaining about you I'll be complaining to security! I imagine a lot of this comes from the service dog fakers though. You have a well trained dog that listens to voice commands but sadly a lot of service dogs that make it into Disney barely know sit let alone would sit and stay with out their handlers right on top of them.




Back to the OP ours was Test Track for awhile. I rode it a ton in CM previews but when my fiance came to visit me and ride it finally I think it took us almost 3 trips in a year span until he finally got on. It was a bummer to say the least for him as TT is a favorite of his.
 
I get the "Special pat down" at the airport on EVERY SINGLE DEPARTURE from RDU. Ironically, they say I'm showing metal in all kinds of areas EXCEPT where I actually have metal. It's a running joke in our family as well. "Hey mom, You excited for your date with TSA?" The woman who last had me get into position for the pat down, asked me if I had any piercings etc, when I replied only in my ears, she asked quite loudly if I was "certain the did not have an exotic piercings". Uh, I'm pretty sure I'd remember, while she checked my crotch.

Needless to say, I'm just so looking forward to my upcoming fondling this May.
 
I get the "Special pat down" at the airport on EVERY SINGLE DEPARTURE from RDU. Ironically, they say I'm showing metal in all kinds of areas EXCEPT where I actually have metal. It's a running joke in our family as well. "Hey mom, You excited for your date with TSA?" The woman who last had me get into position for the pat down, asked me if I had any piercings etc, when I replied only in my ears, she asked quite loudly if I was "certain the did not have an exotic piercings". Uh, I'm pretty sure I'd remember, while she checked my crotch.

Needless to say, I'm just so looking forward to my upcoming fondling this May.

Have you considered applying for a trusted traveler program that gives you precheck? That would be precheck, global entry, or nexus (the last is my choice...gives you all three and is only $50...takes a few months to be preapproved and they don't have processing centers everywhere but if you can do it it's awesome).

Unless it's actually the metal detectors that are reading all this metal (vs the naked machines).
 



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