OMG - the dress rehearsal was just gawdawful!!! I almost called FEMA twice it was such a disaster. I heard a helicopter outside once and thought it was the Governator coming in to make the declaration official. How bad can it be you say? Well here are the top ones:
1 - The dress rehearsal, which we expected to be 2.25 hours WITH intermission ran 3.75 hours, because the director kept interrupting
2 - One girls idea of acting is to stand there and flap her arms up and then slap them down on her thighs...over and over and over again...I swear she flapped hard enough at one poing to actually get a little airborne
3 - Oberon (king of the faries) at the very end of the play (last 5 minutes) couldn't remember his two monologues, so he just took Tatiana (queen of the fairies hand) and walked off the stage leaving Puck there looking confused
4 - One of the male leads has gotten used to calling out "LINE" when he can't remember...which he kept doing...after he missed his cue and had no idea he was supposed to be speaking. I can just see that happening tonight during the performance
5 - And my favorite - The greek guys are in togas (mid-calf length) and they can not get it through their heads that they need to watch how and where they bend over or raise their legs up at. One of them went to lay down and flashed everyone is tighty whities....or when they are sitting down they hike the skirt up and sit with their legs open...
Yeah, tonight is going to be something else...fortunately I have birthday cake ordered and all us birthday girls in costumes are going to eat chocolate cake and cringe from the closed off balcony....