If it's truly random, and truly accurate, they can't all ACTUALLY be more than an hour, right? Some of those may pull up as things get sorted out? Or might they be staggering more conservatively to keep the site up?
(Side note: what genius decided to release new WDW offers the same day as RunDisney registration? I had to sit through a queue to modify a reservation/apply a new discount earlier today. Hopefully those are totally separate systems!)