Man Thread...Rules for the ladies.

[MosMom]

#1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big boy. If you can put it up, you can put it back down.

 

[KAMLEM]

... And this would be my pick for the duh award:

Quote:
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

... which is good if you are fine with going somewhere other than your original destination. Columbus was trying to go to INDIA, which is not precisely where he ended up, now was it?

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[Barbossa]

... And this would be my pick for the duh award:



... which is good if you are fine with going somewhere other than your original destination. Columbus was trying to go to INDIA, which is not precisely where he ended up, now was it?

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We've now got GPS, we don't need no steenking maps (or SO's to give us directions)!

 

[Tigger By The Tail]

And you do, too, know what mauve is.

Wasn't that a TV show

 

[Mayl]

I am also in the camp of not putting the toilet seat back down..

Be happy I raised it to begin with.. I was nice enough to do that part. You can meet me half way and put it down

Plus how hard is it to LOOK before you sit down?

If not, then just leave it down all the time and I will try to get better aim

My wife gave up the battle 12 years ago. I gave up ones about shoes, shopping etc. She can give in on a few for me

 

[DISUNC]

... And this would be my pick for the duh award:



... which is good if you are fine with going somewhere other than your original destination. Columbus was trying to go to INDIA, which is not precisely where he ended up, now was it?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Columbus told Queen Isabella that he was going to India......So she would give him the $$$$...and stop harping him! Chris knew all along where he was really going.

What are those 16 colors men only see?

They can be found in this box

 

[LadyyRedd]

Wasn't that a TV show

Kimya

 

[crzyred]

I've seen this many times and the only thing that ever bother me (as a chick) about it is that I actually agree with it.

What kind of woman am I? I'm a little worried.

I'm right there with ya! I've read this before and laughed. And of course there are some women who claim they "know all this stuff" but still get ticked off about it. ugh...stupid women give all us good ones a bad image

 

[Hercules10]

And of course there are some women who claim they "know all this stuff" but still get ticked off about it. ugh...stupid women give all us good ones a bad image

Don't worry...good ones are easily identifiable.

 

[mirthmaiden]

Does your wife know you posted that here?

 

[monkeyboy]

Not a painful facial thread I was reading earlier

 

[coles1mom]

Did I miss the booze part?

 

[ChrisFL]

#1. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and Auto Racing.

#1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

#1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!

#1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

#1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

#1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

#1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

#1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

#1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

#1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

#1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

These are the my favorites...spot on.

 

[Linzybrooke]

These get me every single time!

 

[ReallyGoofy]

Ladies, if in doubt please always refer to rule #1.



#1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!

#1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

#1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

#1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

#1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

#1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done - not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.


#1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

#1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

#1 I'm in shape. - ROUND is a shape.

My favorite is of course #1

 

[It's A Happy Day]

You are a GOD

That is dyslexic

 

[MzDiz]

From the first time I read this list (years and years ago) to now, I have always been thankful for the man I married.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

From the first time I read this list (years and years ago) to now, I have always been thankful for the man I married.

And yet you violated rule #1!!!!

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Ladies, if in doubt please always refer to rule #1.

#1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

#1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

#1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

#1. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and NASCAR.

#1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

#1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

#1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

#1. Crying is blackmail.

#1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!

#1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

#1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

#1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

#1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

#1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

#1. Check your own oil! Please.

#1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

#1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

#1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

#1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

#1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done - not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

#1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

#1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

#1 The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

#1 ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

#1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

#1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

#1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

#1 I'm in shape. - ROUND is a shape.

I came across the thread and instituted the new rule for it!!

since there seem to be so many political discussions, I figured that this one would probably be discussed with the same....errrr...."enthusiasm"

hehehehehe

have some RUM and enjoy!!

 

[Serena]

I wish I could argue with this, but frankly, I just can't.