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<font color=teal>NOTHING is scarier than Wilford B
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My Mom bought my daughter some freezer pops the other day. I got hungry and wanted a snack, and remembered that she had bought some, so I pulled them out of the Save-A-Lot food bag she brought them over in.
Never trust an unmarked freezer pop.
These things were GIGANTIC and rather obscene looking. I kid you not when I say these things are like 2 feet long and 1-2 inches thick. They're in plastic like a Fla-Vor-Pop, but there is no writing anywhere on the box or the plastic. The one I pulled out was completely white. When I sat on the couch with it, my bf's eyes got huge and asked me what in the world I was eating.
"A freezer pop that mutated," I replied, taking a bite. He watched with some amusement as I attempted to figure out what the flavor was, and about 5-10 minutes of describing it, we decided it must have been a coconut flavor. Whoever heard of a coconut freezer pop??
He wanted a pop as well, so I got him a HUGE blue one. Cut it open, handed it to him, and he started to laugh as he said in his best announcer voice, "Ghetto Pops. Now in Windex flavor!" As he laughs, he takes a bite and promptly spits it out onto the table. "IT DOES TASTE LIKE WINDEX!" he shrieks as he hands it to me. Like *I* want to try this.
I did smell it, and it did smell just like Windex and was a Windex blue.
Now my bf won't trust unmarked food and won't go near the "Ghetto Pops". We still have so many to try out though...Fungus Green, Snot Yellow, Putrid Purple, Rancid Red.....mmm, mmm! He will occasionally ask me if I've had my "Ghetto of the day" though
Never trust an unmarked freezer pop.
These things were GIGANTIC and rather obscene looking. I kid you not when I say these things are like 2 feet long and 1-2 inches thick. They're in plastic like a Fla-Vor-Pop, but there is no writing anywhere on the box or the plastic. The one I pulled out was completely white. When I sat on the couch with it, my bf's eyes got huge and asked me what in the world I was eating.
"A freezer pop that mutated," I replied, taking a bite. He watched with some amusement as I attempted to figure out what the flavor was, and about 5-10 minutes of describing it, we decided it must have been a coconut flavor. Whoever heard of a coconut freezer pop??
He wanted a pop as well, so I got him a HUGE blue one. Cut it open, handed it to him, and he started to laugh as he said in his best announcer voice, "Ghetto Pops. Now in Windex flavor!" As he laughs, he takes a bite and promptly spits it out onto the table. "IT DOES TASTE LIKE WINDEX!" he shrieks as he hands it to me. Like *I* want to try this.
I did smell it, and it did smell just like Windex and was a Windex blue.
Now my bf won't trust unmarked food and won't go near the "Ghetto Pops". We still have so many to try out though...Fungus Green, Snot Yellow, Putrid Purple, Rancid Red.....mmm, mmm! He will occasionally ask me if I've had my "Ghetto of the day" though
