Life's Lessons....

[mtblujeans]

Life has taught me alot of lessons....some by painful experience! And I am still learning life's lessons!! Today alone I have learned that if I post a new thread and walk away from my the thread will disappear into thin air. I have also learned that 2 cans of soup will NOT feed me and 2 teen boys!! And the day is still young....

 

[mickeyboat]

Oh dear! Sounds like you could use a drink - but not on an empty stomach.

Denae

 

[tlgoblue]

Oh dear! Sounds like you could use a drink - but not on an empty stomach.

Denae

Another one of lifes lessons!

 

[mtblujeans]

Ooooo! That sounds good! I'll open another can of soup and have a cracker or 2 and catch up with you!!

 

[mtblujeans]

And stress can sometimes bring on hot flashes when you get older.

 

[tlgoblue]

And stress can sometimes bring on hot flashes when you get older.

You mean I'm getting older? I thought it was this 30 extra pounds I'm carrying around. Well then, maybe I can have that extra cocktail.

 

[mtblujeans]

That reminds me of another one - it is easier than you could ever imagine to gain weight as you get older....before you even know it is happening!!

Getting older happens before you even realize it, too!

 

[SherryNC]

You definitely need to drink your blues away.

 

[mtblujeans]

This is true!

Any other life's lessons out there????

 

[imsorry]

Yes, the Hokey Pokey DEFINITELY is NOT what it's all about!!

 

[C.Ann]

I've learned it's pretty much impossible to determine exactly when you have run out of invisible ink....

I've learned that if you schedule an outdoor birthday party it will rain - even if you happen to live in the desert..

I've learned that if an indoor plant is impossible to kill, I will somehow kill it within 12 hours of bringing it inside my house..

 

[JoeEpcotRocks]

Unlike school, in real life --

we often get the test first, then the lesson.

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

When it says "Flammable" on a can of aersol hairspray, they really mean it! I once caught my hair on fire by spraying hairspray on my hair near a scented candle I lit to make my room less stinky.

TOV

 

[AuntieM03]

I have learned that you do not try 7 different drinks at Pleasure Island and still find the bus back to the hotel

 

[mtblujeans]

....I've learned that if an indoor plant is impossible to kill, I will somehow kill it within 12 hours of bringing it inside my house..

Gosh, isn't that the truth!?!

 

[jwsqrdplus2]

I've learned that things break/go wrong whenever DH goes out of town.

 

[tlgoblue]

Before you throw clothes in the dryer, check the pockets. Not for $$$. For crayons!

 

[mtblujeans]

Before you throw clothes in the dryer, check the pockets. Not for $$$. For crayons!

....or candy! Any kind of candy can be a horror show if it makes it through the washer to the dryer!