GOS
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Magical Time was had by all on the Wonder....
Walt
Fantastics photos Walt. Looks like you had a ball!
Life... After B.O.B
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Fantastics photos Walt. Looks like you had a ball!
GOS
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was that a chocolate smoothie i saw??
nooooooooo!
STRAWBERRY!!!!
Yes,
I noticed that. The Chocolate smoothie lives on!A fat english gent
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Just a quicky.....
The Hotel Bill
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high, you might want to consider this:
My wife and I are traveling by car from Victoria to Prince George.After almost eleven hours on the road, we were too tired to continue, and decide to take a room. But, we only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When we checked out four hours later, the desk clerk hands us a bill for $350.00.
I explode and demand to know why the charge is so high.I tell the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00 Then the clerk tells me that $350.00 is the 'standard rate'. I insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to me, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were available for us to use.'But we didn't use them.''Well, they are here, and you could have,' explains the Manager.
He goes on to explain we could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. 'We have the best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here,' the Manager says.
'But we didn't go to any of those shows,' .'Well, we have them, and you could have,' the Manager replies.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, I reply,'But we didn't use it!'
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually I gave up and agreed to pay.
I write a cheque and give it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the cheque. 'But sir,' 'this cheque is only made out for $50.00.''That's correct, as I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with my wife.'
'But I didn't!' exclaims the Manager.
'Well, too bad, she was here, and you could have.'
***Don't mess with Senior Citizens!!!
======================
A young cowboy from Oklahoma goes off to college.
Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money.
He calls home.
"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Stillwater that will teach our dog, Ol' Blue, how to talk!"
"That's amazing," his dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"
"Just send him down here with $1,000," the young cowboy says. "I'll get him in the course."
So his father sends the dog and $1,000.
About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.
"So how's Ol' Blue doing, son?" his father asks.
"Awesome, Dad, hes talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this -- OSU has had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!"
"Read!?" says his father, "no kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?"
"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem.
At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk nor read. So he shoots the dog.
When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.
"Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!"
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive
home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street
Journal, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked,
So, is your daddy still messing around with that little redhead who lives down the street?"
The father exclaimed, "I hope you shot that rotten liar before he talks to your mother!"
"I sure did, Dad!"
"That's my boy!"
The kid went on to law school and now serves in Washington D.C. as a congressman.
The Hotel Bill
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high, you might want to consider this:
My wife and I are traveling by car from Victoria to Prince George.After almost eleven hours on the road, we were too tired to continue, and decide to take a room. But, we only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When we checked out four hours later, the desk clerk hands us a bill for $350.00.
I explode and demand to know why the charge is so high.I tell the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00 Then the clerk tells me that $350.00 is the 'standard rate'. I insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to me, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were available for us to use.'But we didn't use them.''Well, they are here, and you could have,' explains the Manager.
He goes on to explain we could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. 'We have the best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here,' the Manager says.
'But we didn't go to any of those shows,' .'Well, we have them, and you could have,' the Manager replies.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, I reply,'But we didn't use it!'
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually I gave up and agreed to pay.
I write a cheque and give it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the cheque. 'But sir,' 'this cheque is only made out for $50.00.''That's correct, as I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with my wife.'
'But I didn't!' exclaims the Manager.
'Well, too bad, she was here, and you could have.'
***Don't mess with Senior Citizens!!!
======================
A young cowboy from Oklahoma goes off to college.
Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money.
He calls home.
"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Stillwater that will teach our dog, Ol' Blue, how to talk!"
"That's amazing," his dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"
"Just send him down here with $1,000," the young cowboy says. "I'll get him in the course."
So his father sends the dog and $1,000.
About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.
"So how's Ol' Blue doing, son?" his father asks.
"Awesome, Dad, hes talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this -- OSU has had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!"
"Read!?" says his father, "no kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?"
"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem.
At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk nor read. So he shoots the dog.
When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.
"Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!"
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive
home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street
Journal, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked,
So, is your daddy still messing around with that little redhead who lives down the street?"
The father exclaimed, "I hope you shot that rotten liar before he talks to your mother!"
"I sure did, Dad!"
"That's my boy!"
The kid went on to law school and now serves in Washington D.C. as a congressman.
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Good one's afeg.
too funny!!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOANNE
Thanks,
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOANNE
21 again dear....
And to the kind lady who sent me the head protector for the follicly challenged the only thing i will say is I'll wear it with pride and i only wish id chosen Yesterday in Hereford to wear it for the first time,my head is glowing like Halley's Comet this morning......
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21 again dear....
thanks,
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AFEG I love those quickies!
Happy Birthday Joanne.
Oh and if you notice my ticker 1 more month until DL, and I sooooo can't wait to see WOC.
Happy Birthday Joanne.
Oh and if you notice my ticker 1 more month until DL, and I sooooo can't wait to see WOC.
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Thanks,
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When is their wedding?
I hope soon! Megan will graduate in 2012 so it may be that summer but you know I will be one of the last to know.
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goslingl
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AFEG I love those quickies!
Happy Birthday Joanne.
Oh and if you notice my ticker 1 more month until DL, and I sooooo can't wait to see WOC.
Lots of Pictures please
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Of the quickies?....Why Leisha have you Kentuckian 'ladies' no shame?....
I meant of Disneyland. Note to self be more careful with the wording with AFEG and Mike on the boards.Share this page
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