Micca
SAHG: Stay At Home Grandfather
- Joined
- Dec 5, 2000
So many posts on the Dis include a statement like, "I know this has been asked a million times before..." and in most cases that is correct.
I was thinking it might be fun to pose some questions that have NEVER been asked in the millions of posts here on the Dis. I'll start with mine....
"Where can I get a live raccoon coated with peanuit butter, and how much do you tip the peanutbutter coatier?" Follow-up questions might be--
"Can I get a PBC raccoon at for a snack credit?"
"I've had gastric bypass surgery, will they charge the full amount for a PBC racoon if I can't finish it?"
"Is PBC racoon available at concierge level?"
" I love raccoon but have a peanut butter allergy, can I get it with bearnaise or chocolate?"
"My DSIL refuses to eat any raccoon except those from New England. Can anyone confirm the origin of the PBC raccoons?"
etc.
Anybody else have a "guaranteed first time Dis question???"
I was thinking it might be fun to pose some questions that have NEVER been asked in the millions of posts here on the Dis. I'll start with mine....
"Where can I get a live raccoon coated with peanuit butter, and how much do you tip the peanutbutter coatier?" Follow-up questions might be--
"Can I get a PBC raccoon at for a snack credit?"
"I've had gastric bypass surgery, will they charge the full amount for a PBC racoon if I can't finish it?"
"Is PBC racoon available at concierge level?"
" I love raccoon but have a peanut butter allergy, can I get it with bearnaise or chocolate?"
"My DSIL refuses to eat any raccoon except those from New England. Can anyone confirm the origin of the PBC raccoons?"
etc.
Anybody else have a "guaranteed first time Dis question???"