Last one to post........... Part 30

[eeyoresmountainpals]

Gee, everyone must be out enjoying their Saturday.

Not me...I'm paying bills and then I'm going to move on to doing our taxes. Yes, that's right...I still have not done our taxes!

 

[eeyoresmountainpals]

Someone just sent me this and I thought it was cute:



A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said,

"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while; what happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" asked the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

"Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off and I got fitted with a hook, but I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them **** in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird ****."

"It was my first day with the hook," replied the pirate.

 

[eeyoresmountainpals]

Well, the bills are taken care of! UGH!

I guess it's time to quit procrastinating and start on our taxes. Wish me luck.

 

[trappednabox]

Someone just sent me this and I thought it was cute:



A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said,

"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while; what happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" asked the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

"Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off and I got fitted with a hook, but I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them **** in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird ****."

"It was my first day with the hook," replied the pirate.

 

[eeyoresmountainpals]

Glad you liked it!

 

[Tigger By The Tail]

Well, the bills are taken care of! UGH!

I guess it's time to quit procrastinating and start on our taxes. Wish me luck.

Good luck with that!!

 

[eeyoresmountainpals]

Good luck with that!!

UGH! I'm not having fun. Teaches me to wait until the last minute. (Well, actually, the last minute would be tomorrow night or Monday morning! ) I usually have my taxes done by the end of February, even if I don't get them mailed in until the last minute. But with being sick I just put them off. Plus, we usually get a refund and this year we'll probably be paying so that's been in the back of my mind.

 

[eeyoresmountainpals]

Still last!

 

[trappednabox]

UGH! I'm not having fun. Teaches me to wait until the last minute. (Well, actually, the last minute would be tomorrow night or Monday morning! ) I usually have my taxes done by the end of February, even if I don't get them mailed in until the last minute. But with being sick I just put them off. Plus, we usually get a refund and this year we'll probably be paying so that's been in the back of my mind.

Get on it woman!!!

 

[trappednabox]

awww! I feel so special!! Art and Abby asked me to be Ian's godmother I couldn't believe they asked me

 

[Mom2Ashli]

I am LTP

 

[thmar]

I am LTP

Sorry to disappoint...

 

[Lyn5]

Good luck with that!!

Joe, did you have that tag for a while? I remember when you said that...and I remember people joking it would make a nice tag, but I didn't remember you actually being tagged I could be losing it...it was a long day....but we did well at the garage sale made over $50...and I sold a lot of stuff...most items where a quarter or dime each

And I only came home with a few things I bought or couldn't part with in the end

 

[eeyoresmountainpals]

awww! I feel so special!! Art and Abby asked me to be Ian's godmother I couldn't believe they asked me

Congratulations Tracy! That is awesome!

I remember how I felt when I was asked to be a Godmother! It's really special!

 

[eeyoresmountainpals]

I am LTP

Nope, nope, not anymore!

I am LTP!

 

[eeyoresmountainpals]

Joe, did you have that tag for a while? I remember when you said that...and I remember people joking it would make a nice tag, but I didn't remember you actually being tagged

I'm pretty sure he's had it for a while, but I could be wrong.

I could be losing it...

it was a long day....but we did well at the garage sale made over $50...and I sold a lot of stuff...most items where a quarter or dime each

And I only came home with a few things I bought or couldn't part with in the end

Glad the sale was a success!!!

 

[eeyoresmountainpals]

I finally got our taxes, federal and state, done! Turns out we get a refund on federal but we owe on state, only a difference of about $80 between what we owe and what we're getting back.

 

[eeyoresmountainpals]

Oh, by the way, it's official...

I am a mother-in-law!

 

[eeyoresmountainpals]

I'm trying to find an on-line wedding card to send. Do you have any idea how hard that is? I won't send any card unless I mean every word of it and that's just not working!

 

[eeyoresmountainpals]

I think I found one...all it says is:

"May you love happily ever after."

Plain and simple.