Last one to post........... Part 22

[kaylajr]

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

 

[kaylajr]

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

 

[kaylajr]

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

 

[kaylajr]

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

 

[kaylajr]

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

 

[kaylajr]

If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it?

 

[kaylajr]

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

 

[kaylajr]

Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"

 

[kaylajr]

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

 

[kaylajr]

Do fish get thirsty?

 

[trappednabox]

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses?

I think this one's my favorite!!

Morning!

 

[kaylajr]

Hey Tracy

 

[kaylajr]

Can you tell I was bored

 

[kaylajr]

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

 

[trappednabox]

Can you tell I was bored

just alittle

 

[kaylajr]

okay I'm done with the wack y questions for today

 

[trappednabox]

they're cute

It's supposed to rain like crazy this morning! hopefully it will wait till I get back home though

 

[kaylajr]

I have to work today
than the tattoo place with DH tonight ( if he is feeling up to it He is still sick)
than work all day tomorrow

but have SUnday off

 

[kaylajr]

they're cute

It's supposed to rain like crazy this morning! hopefully it will wait till I get back home though

We are suppose to get rain all weekend

I have to take the dogs out

BRB

 

[trappednabox]

I have to work today
than the tattoo place with DH tonight ( if he is feeling up to it He is still sick)
than work all day tomorrow

but have SUnday off

what is he getting this time?


at least u have sunday off, my mom has to work all weekend