Ladies, what things do your dh's do

[Tiggeroo]

that they think are sexy but really aren't? Dis appropriate of course. I've mentioned once a naked after shower dance. Also dh still thinks if he dresses like the late 70's 80's it's sexy.

 

[Nancy]

Luckily nothing because I think my laughter if he tried to act sexy would ruin the mood.

 

[raysnkaysmom]

that they think are sexy but really aren't? Dis appropriate of course. I've mentioned once a naked after shower dance. Also dh still thinks if he dresses like the late 70's 80's it's sexy.

LOL...I'm sure he loves the fact you shared that!

Umm... I don't think he tries to do anything sexy, but maybe 2.5 yrs isn't long enough for him to try naked shower dances

 

[DisMN]

I hate to say this but DH .......

well....he uh...........he *honks* my ****s. (can we say ****s here or will the censor zap it? LOL)

Yes, for some reason HE thinks it's sexy. He also makes the "honk" noise and then fully expects ME to think it's sexy too. I don't. Really really I don't. You'd THINK rolling my eyes would tell him something but apparently he misreads eyerolls too.

LOL Men are so goofy.

*think upper body*

 

[Pomlover2586]

Hard for me to answer this......DH doesn't TRY to be sexy......he just does things that ARE sexy and doesn't realize it LOL

 

[Stacerita]

I hate to say this but DH .......

well....he uh...........he *honks* my ****s. (can we say ****s here or will the censor zap it? LOL)

Yes, for some reason HE thinks it's sexy. He also makes the "honk" noise and then fully expects ME to think it's sexy too. I don't. Really really I don't. You'd THINK rolling my eyes would tell him something but apparently he misreads eyerolls too.

LOL Men are so goofy.

*think upper body*

I think most men think the after shower nakie dance is sexy. Its not.

 

[DisMN]

I think most men think the after shower nakie dance is sexy. Its not.

I have to ask...just making sure I know what you're talking about. Is that the *wigglebutt thrust hips X2 wigglebutt thrust hips X2* dance? The no music necessary dance? The one where if questioned they'll say "I'm just drying off"??

 

[Buckalew11]

 

[Pomlover2586]

Oh my gawd!!! I'm in tears over here!

 

[karibritt01]

I have to ask...just making sure I know what you're talking about. Is that the *wigglebutt thrust hips X2 wigglebutt thrust hips X2* dance? The no music necessary dance? The one where if questioned they'll say "I'm just drying off"??

My mind is going in a totally different direction! I'm thinking the sawing the towel against himself dance... and all you can think is "please don't get skid marks on my white towel!"

DH thinks it is sexy when he pinches my nipp1es. UMMM... NOT!

 

[ferris198]

You must mean the shimmy, the back and forth.
Thats what my hubby does.

 

[DisMN]

Sure Brenda, laugh if you will but if I'm not mistaken that's the dance DH was doing at Dixie Landings when the fire alarms went off....you remember, the way DH got his nickname?

Hubby doing the after shower nakey dance in room at Disney's Dixie Landings Resort.

Fire alarms sound. Fire alarms continue. I decide it's entirely possible we are required to evacuate the building. I'm fully dressed.

Hubby not sure where HIS clothing is. Hubby REALLY not sure where his clothing is.

Don't quite remember what ensued after this but when story is re-told to girlfriends....

a precious new nickname is bestowed on DH.



(embarrassingly, this all really happened )

 

[DisMN]

My mind is going in a totally different direction! I'm thinking the sawing the towel against himself dance... and all you can think is "please don't get skid marks on my white towel!"

Oh GEEZ different dance but with the same emotional response of eeeeewwwwwwwwwww from the wimmin folk ...........

 

[Buckalew11]

All I could think of was his nickname... Oh. My. Gosh. It is not good to laugh this hard this late at night. I should be winding down and you have me cracking up.

I know! I know! Tell the one about being in thr truck with peanuts...or was it cashews? Oh. My. Gosh.

Why doesn't the DIS have a *poke* feature? lol You need one. You are a riot!

 

[Stacerita]

I have to ask...just making sure I know what you're talking about. Is that the *wigglebutt thrust hips X2 wigglebutt thrust hips X2* dance? The no music necessary dance? The one where if questioned they'll say "I'm just drying off"??

Something like that. The dance I am thinking of is something like the one the guys does in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" just before she dumps him.

 

[novajeanjellybean]

I hate to say this but DH .......

well....he uh...........he *honks* my ****s. (can we say ****s here or will the censor zap it? LOL)

Yes, for some reason HE thinks it's sexy. He also makes the "honk" noise and then fully expects ME to think it's sexy too. I don't. Really really I don't. You'd THINK rolling my eyes would tell him something but apparently he misreads eyerolls too.

LOL Men are so goofy.

*think upper body*

I feel your pain, I get it every single day. Every single day.

My mind is going in a totally different direction! I'm thinking the sawing the towel against himself dance... and all you can think is "please don't get skid marks on my white towel!"

DH thinks it is sexy when he pinches my nipp1es. UMMM... NOT!

Mine does the swing the washcloth around yourself with no hands thing. Like what you do with a hula hoop. NOT SEXY!!!!!

 

[DisMN]

All I could think of was his nickname... Oh. My. Gosh. It is not good to laugh this hard this late at night. I should be winding down and you have me cracking up.

I know! I know! Tell the one about being in thr truck with peanuts...or was it cashews? Oh. My. Gosh.

Why doesn't the DIS have a *poke* feature? lol You need one. You are a riot!

Ah yes, the nickname. You know he only recently found out that he even HAD a nickname. I kept it from him to save his pride.

I don't think I can tell the peanut one here. Should I try?

 

[AshleyW]

Something like that. The dance I am thinking of is something like the one the guys does in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" just before she dumps him.

Oh my GOSH. I thought my fiance was the only one who did that. Every once in awhile he'll even say "I got a surpriiiise for youuuu" like in the movie!!

 

[Stacerita]

Oh my GOSH. I thought my fiance was the only one who did that. Every once in awhile he'll even say "I got a surpriiiise for youuuu" like in the movie!!

Yep, he says it like that too. And then say something to the effect of "you like?"

 

[DisMN]

I feel your pain, I get it every single day. Every single day.


Mine does the swing the washcloth around yourself with no hands thing. Like what you do with a hula hoop. NOT SEXY!!!!!

Every. Single. Day???

You POOR THING!!


Swinging the washcloth? You ever consider putting that on YouTube, let me know.