Ladies, what things do your dh's do

[ILoveJack]

At least you all have fun. LOL I'm married to Mr. Grumpy.His version of doing something sexy would be farting under the covers and pulling them up over your head.

 

[DisMN]

Yep, he says it like that too. And then say something to the effect of "you like?"

 

[AshleyW]

At least you all have fun. LOL I'm married to Mr. Grumpy.His version of doing something sexy would be farting under the covers and pulling them up over your head.

Oh don't worry - I get that, too!!

 

[ILoveJack]

I tell him that THAT is the reason why there are so many lesbians. LOL

 

[Buckalew11]

Ah yes, the nickname. You know he only recently found out that he even HAD a nickname. I kept it from him to save his pride.

I don't think I can tell the peanut one here. Should I try?

This is where you shared it. It was a line crosser back in the day. Remember that Big Red Button. Oh. My. Gosh. That was so big back then and you were one of the best just trying to get so close to that line w/o crossing it. Those stories are classic and hilarious.

I can see why you'd protect him from his nickname. It seems to be quite a "downer". I'm sorry. I think you make me laugh harder than anyone I have ever met. You, my dear, are good for the soul!!

 

[Stacerita]

At least you all have fun. LOL I'm married to Mr. Grumpy.His version of doing something sexy would be farting under the covers and pulling them up over your head.

I told mine if he ever "dutch ovened" me that I would kill him in his sleep. So far so good.

 

[maelstrom]

My ex-fiance also did the post-shower naked dance.

 

[Stacerita]

I feel your pain, I get it every single day. Every single day.


Mine does the swing the washcloth around yourself with no hands thing. Like what you do with a hula hoop. NOT SEXY!!!!!

Ack.....I got a visual of that

 

[Buckalew11]

OK, y'all are killing me! LOL

 

[novajeanjellybean]

Every. Single. Day???

You POOR THING!!


Swinging the washcloth? You ever consider putting that on YouTube, let me know.

Yep, has a whole song and everything. LOL "No drumming on the white lady's b***ies". I'm not white.
The You Tube video is not a bad idea.

Oh don't worry - I get that, too!!

Me three.

 

[Stacerita]

Yep, has a whole song and everything. LOL "No drumming on the white lady's b***ies". I'm not white.
The You Tube video is not a bad idea.

 

[Buckalew11]

I told mine if he ever "dutch ovened" me that I would kill him in his sleep. So far so good.

At work we did gag gifts for the DHs and for one girl's DH who was known to do the dutch oven to her quite often, we gave a set of sheets and we sewed snaps on them all the way around the edges so he could snap her up in them and let them rip. He thought they were great!

 

[Stacerita]

At work we did gag gifts for the DHs and for one girl's DH who was known to do the dutch oven to her quite often, we gave a set of sheets and we sewed snaps on them all the way around the edges so he could snap her up in them and let them rip. He thought they were great!

Thats bad. Funny, but bad.

 

[DisMN]

I tell him that THAT is the reason why there are so many lesbians. LOL

OMG LMAO!!

This is where you shared it. It was a line crosser back in the day. Remember that Big Red Button. Oh. My. Gosh. That was so big back then and you were one of the best just trying to get so close to that line w/o crossing it. Those stories are classic and hilarious.

I can see why you'd protect him from his nickname. It seems to be quite a "downer". I'm sorry. I think you make me laugh harder than anyone I have ever met. You, my dear, are good for the soul!!

A "downer"!! That it is, that it is! LOL
The Big Red Button.......oh these POOR MODS!! I hope they were at least SOMETIMES laughing with us!! LOL

OK the peanut story, seeing as I did post it here years ago. LOL

DH and I went out of town on a day long roadtrip. *everybody yell with me now "ROADTRIP!!"* LOL
Before we headed out we stopped at the store and picked up one of those big HUGE plastic jugs of Planters peanuts to nibble on while we rode along.
Mmmmm our favorite snack.
It's late afternoon and we're finally heading home but this car swerves in front of us......Dh is gonna swerve out of his way but first he yells to me "HOLD MY NUTS!"



We almost went off the road from laughing so hard.

I told mine if he ever "dutch ovened" me that I would kill him in his sleep. So far so good.

Word has it from my Aussie friends that the Dutch Oven is an Australian delicacy. Of course my Aussie friends are mostly males so I take that with a grain of salt (and some nose plugs).

My ex-fiance also did the post-shower naked dance.

It's that PRE-shower dance that you have to look out for. They start up with that dance and you'd better run and hide until it's over. LOL

 

[DisMN]

At work we did gag gifts for the DHs and for one girl's DH who was known to do the dutch oven to her quite often, we gave a set of sheets and we sewed snaps on them all the way around the edges so he could snap her up in them and let them rip. He thought they were great!

I'm dying here!!

 

[Stacerita]

OMG LMAO!!



A "downer"!! That it is, that it is! LOL
The Big Red Button.......oh these POOR MODS!! I hope they were at least SOMETIMES laughing with us!! LOL

OK the peanut story, seeing as I did post it here years ago. LOL

DH and I went out of town on a day long roadtrip. *everybody yell with me now "ROADTRIP!!"* LOL
Before we headed out we stopped at the store and picked up one of those big HUGE plastic jugs of Planters peanuts to nibble on while we rode along.
Mmmmm our favorite snack.
It's late afternoon and we're finally heading home but this car swerves in front of us......Dh is gonna swerve out of his way but first he yells to me "HOLD MY NUTS!"



We almost went off the road from laughing so hard.

 

[karibritt01]

My DHs version of the dutch oven is to fart, and then fan the covers at me. We call it fluffing! But after 15 years of marriage... I've learned to be the faster fluffer!

 

[Buckalew11]

OMG LMAO!!



A "downer"!! That it is, that it is! LOL
The Big Red Button.......oh these POOR MODS!! I hope they were at least SOMETIMES laughing with us!! LOL

OK the peanut story, seeing as I did post it here years ago. LOL

DH and I went out of town on a day long roadtrip. *everybody yell with me now "ROADTRIP!!"* LOL
Before we headed out we stopped at the store and picked up one of those big HUGE plastic jugs of Planters peanuts to nibble on while we rode along.
Mmmmm our favorite snack.
It's late afternoon and we're finally heading home but this car swerves in front of us......Dh is gonna swerve out of his way but first he yells to me "HOLD MY NUTS!"



We almost went off the road from laughing so hard.

And "hold my nuts" is still a big joke to me!

I remember that Dan Murphy as a Mod here was not amused. It is something I still joke to him about.

 

[AshleyW]

My DHs version of the dutch oven is to fart, and then fan the covers at me. We call it fluffing! But after 15 years of marriage... I've learned to be the faster fluffer!

Bahahahah!!! I LOVE this thread!!

 

[novajeanjellybean]

My DHs version of the dutch oven is to fart, and then fan the covers at me. We call it fluffing! But after 15 years of marriage... I've learned to be the faster fluffer!