Ladies, what things do your dh's do

[shortbun]

I could never even begin to discuss my husband like this. You guys are a riot!!!!!

 

[coolbeans]

just bumping to educate all the young Dis wives out there... too funny!

 

[Tiggeroo]

hehehe. My dh would not be embarrassed at all that I post this. He truly believes the nakey shower dance is sexy. He also believes that all women secretly love for their SO to tweak the girls but he doesn't do the honk honk noise. That would be too silly. I have also known men to strike naked poses that they think are attractive. And I realized from beach watching this summer that men are often proud of their bellies.

 

[DisMN]

hehehe. My dh would not be embarrassed at all that I post this. He truly believes the nakey shower dance is sexy. He also believes that all women secretly love for their SO to tweak the girls but he doesn't do the honk honk noise. That would be too silly. I have also known men to strike naked poses that they think are attractive. And I realized from beach watching this summer that men are often proud of their bellies.

........and of their farts!

All you said is 100% true although your DH must be a little more mature than the men who make the honking noise when they honk the girls. Sometimes DH even changes the noise to be more of an *aahhOooga AAHOOOGA!!* noise. He's such a dork!

 

[Mom loves Disney]

I can't even see the computer for tears coming down my face!!!!

 

[Tiggeroo]

........and of their farts!

All you said is 100% true although your DH must be a little more mature than the men who make the honking noise when they honk the girls. Sometimes DH even changes the noise to be more of an *aahhOooga AAHOOOGA!!* noise. He's such a dork!

But do they confine their ridiculousness to private times or do they do it in public?

 

[Dr.Girlfriend]

I think most men think the after shower nakie dance is sexy. Its not.

This makes me think of that scene from "Forgetting Sarah Marshall".

 

[Tiggeroo]

This makes me think of that scene from "Forgetting Sarah Marshall".

I haven't seen this but now I know I have to. I'll watch it with dh and see if he says anything about the scene. He probably won't. It will go right over his head.

 

[Dr.Girlfriend]

I haven't seen this but now I know I have to. I'll watch it with dh and see if he says anything about the scene. He probably won't. It will go right over his head.

LOL...get the unrated version. It...um...shows the whole scene. Sound and all.

 

[Hercules10]

Ya'll found out we captured the secret girlie manual and found out ya really DO like the nekkid shower dance?

*Honk-Honk*

 

[Liberty Belle]

OMG LMAO!!



A "downer"!! That it is, that it is! LOL
The Big Red Button.......oh these POOR MODS!! I hope they were at least SOMETIMES laughing with us!! LOL

OK the peanut story, seeing as I did post it here years ago. LOL

DH and I went out of town on a day long roadtrip. *everybody yell with me now "ROADTRIP!!"* LOL
Before we headed out we stopped at the store and picked up one of those big HUGE plastic jugs of Planters peanuts to nibble on while we rode along.
Mmmmm our favorite snack.
It's late afternoon and we're finally heading home but this car swerves in front of us......Dh is gonna swerve out of his way but first he yells to me "HOLD MY NUTS!"



We almost went off the road from laughing so hard.






Word has it from my Aussie friends that the Dutch Oven is an Australian delicacy. Of course my Aussie friends are mostly males so I take that with a grain of salt (and some nose plugs).




It's that PRE-shower dance that you have to look out for. They start up with that dance and you'd better run and hide until it's over. LOL

Okay, that made me laugh so hard, my dog came running and the bird, two rooms away started doing his "is everything ok?" tweet.

 

[Stacerita]

LOL...get the unrated version. It...um...shows the whole scene. Sound and all.

Yep...the sound really does enhance this scene.

 

[DisneyBlonde]

OMG this is a great thread. I'd love to share, but unfortunately my DH stalks my posts here, and I'm afraid he'll withhold the goods if I embarrass him.

Now I know what a dutch oven is, thank God i've avoided that. We haven't been married that long, how many years before they start farting in front of you?

 

[Buckalew11]

Okay, that made me laugh so hard, my dog came running and the bird, two rooms away started doing his "is everything ok?" tweet.

That is one of my favorite, classic DIS CB posts. I'm telling you, she's loaded with funnies. Put a few friends together and you had hysterical chaos here.

 

[Dr.Girlfriend]

Yep...the sound really does enhance this scene.

 

[Mic_n_Min]