Kids Say the Darndest Things

[miksilver]

My DD5 just said to me the other night in a very serious and concerned voice as I was tucking her into bed and kissing her goodnight, "Mommy, I don't want to be the one to tell you this, but your breath smells like cat poop." I almost lost it right then and there. And stinky breath I knew I had since I had just had some sharp cheese and once I told my DD that she seemed a bit better, but I still couldn't kiss her that night.

 

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We got an E-Mail from my son's kindergarten teacher in September. They were brainstorming class rules at the beginning of the school year which would be posted in their classroom. The first rule came courtesy of my son:

"No throwing children out the window."

I could not visit his class without seeing that and cracking up.

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