Kids say the cutest things!

[cheermom1]

I have my nephew 4 today. I took him to the store to get some breakfast, so we are in line to pay and he looks up at me and says "Aunt Linda do I have to pay for this?" I started laughing so hard as did everyone in the store! I looked at him and said "do you have any money?" He says "NO" I said well then you can't pay huh? and he just kinda looked at my with this look.

So anyone have a great what kids say story?

 

[happygirl]

My little guy is so cute. One day last week he wanted to have an ice cream bar. So he comes to me with the biggest eyes and says"Momma can we spilt an ice cream bar you can have the biggest part." How could I turn that down lol

 

[JimmyPicker]

My little one had an apple with his school lunch the other day. Under normal circumstances, when he eats an apple, it's been peeled and sliced by Momma, but this wasn't the case at school, he had a whole apple.

He must have been amazed by this, because he brought home the little apple seeds to plant in our garden.

He started pulling them out of his pocket. One seed, two seeds, three seeds, four seeds. Then he tells me he thinks that's all of them, but reaches back into his pocket to check.

He says, "There's another one! My pocket must be magic!"


Another incident that occurred within the last couple of weeks was that he noticed a band-aid on my arm and asked me sincerely what happened. I'd had some blood work done earlier in the day and I explained to him that they had to take my blood to make sure mommy was healthy.

I guess that wasn't a very good explanation because his eyes got huge and he said in a horrified voice, "They took all your blood?!"

I just laughed and told him that yes, baby, they took all my blood. He hrrmpph'ed and told me that he still had all his blood.

 

[wishwash01]

I was visiting on of my friends and her almost 3 yrs old came up at wanted to draw. I ask her what she was drawing and she said nothing. I said so you are scribbling and her respose was yes. Then a moment later she looked up and asked me "what's scribbling"

 

[Frantasmic]

My son is 9, but has said some of the funniest things the past couple of years.

First case:

Mrs. Frantasmic: Son, how'd you get these red spots in the pockets of your new pants.

Son: Well, you know how it is with Jello: sometimes when you eat it, it falls in your pockets.

Second case:

It's clean up Son's room day.

Mrs. Frantasmic: What is this? It needs to go in the dirty clothes.

Son: No, that's my karaoke underwear.

Mrs. Frantasmic: What's karaoke underwear?

Son: That's the underwear you wear on karaoke night!

He inherited his sister's karaoke machine and apparently it requires special clothing to sing with it.

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

My son just turned 3.

We went to the Spy Museum in DC during spring break and they had the James Bond Car on display. They also had a model replica that was a bit pricey (and too old) for him.

But he was persistent:

DS: "I buy this car."
DH: "But it cost money."
DS: "I have money."
DH: "Where?"
DS: (Goes to check his pockets only to discover he has no pockets in his pants) "We use your money."

DH: "But you have to be 14 for this car b/c it is breakable. (it was a model car)."
DS: "But I 'terteen'" (13).

But needless to say--no car.

Ever since then...anytime he finds a coin-- "I find money for my breakable car. "

This trip was back the first week of April.

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

My son is 9, but has said some of the funniest things the past couple of years.

First case:

Mrs. Frantasmic: Son, how'd you get these red spots in the pockets of your new pants.

Son: Well, you know how it is with Jello: sometimes when you eat it, it falls in your pockets.

Second case:

It's clean up Son's room day.

Mrs. Frantasmic: What is this? It needs to go in the dirty clothes.

Son: No, that's my karaoke underwear.

Mrs. Frantasmic: What's karaoke underwear?

Son: That's the underwear you wear on karaoke night!

He inherited his sister's karaoke machine and apparently it requires special clothing to sing with it.

That is hysterical!

 

[cybrkitn]

My son is 9, but has said some of the funniest things the past couple of years.

First case:

Mrs. Frantasmic: Son, how'd you get these red spots in the pockets of your new pants.

Son: Well, you know how it is with Jello: sometimes when you eat it, it falls in your pockets.

Second case:

It's clean up Son's room day.

Mrs. Frantasmic: What is this? It needs to go in the dirty clothes.

Son: No, that's my karaoke underwear.

Mrs. Frantasmic: What's karaoke underwear?

Son: That's the underwear you wear on karaoke night!

He inherited his sister's karaoke machine and apparently it requires special clothing to sing with it.

That is hysterical!

I agree and the picture in Frantasmic's signature is THE PERFECT expression for that

 

[Bastiansmom]

A few months ago, DS7 was spelling something for us (I don't remember what)
He said "D I S M (sorry, backspace) N E Y"

It was so funny, I guess at 7 he is already used to using the computer.

 

[kathie859]

A few months ago, DS7 was spelling something for us (I don't remember what)
He said "D I S M (sorry, backspace) N E Y"

It was so funny, I guess at 7 he is already used to using the computer.

This is too cute! Yep---confirmation that we're in the computer age

 

[tonilea]

This was a coversation at our house a couple weeks ago.

Me: Do you know the capital of Arkansas?

DS: Mooooomm, (insert exasperated sigh here) I know all my capitals!

Me: Really? What is the capital of Arkansas?

DS: A

Me: (trying really hard not to laugh) Ok. What is the capital of Texas?

DS: T

Me: (thinking maybe I can trick him) OK. What is the capital of Wyoming?

DS: W

I guess what really cracks me up is.... he isn't wrong. Not exactly right, but not wrong either. lol


My favorite may have been when he was three. He let a big ole toot and said, "I didn't fart, my butt burped!" LOL