Cool, it's acceptable now to get luggage at 1am (which is longer than advertised) and be on hold for an advertised service for 20 minutes or more. Glad I know that now! Next time, if luggage gets delivered at 3am or I am on hold for hours, I will just patiently smile and sing "It's a Small World" over and over. Because Disney is always right and there is nothing they can ever do to improve! I should obviously just wait however long they take for any service and be happy about it!

And Disney should never staff more people on a peak weekend- guests should just wait longer because it's their silly choice to travel only when their kids (or nieces) don't have school!
I never expect things to be perfect- I hope they are as advertised or that at least someone apologizes. I definitely expected the pizza delivery to take awhile- but I expected someone to at least
answer the phone within 5 minutes or so (and I gave them quadruple that time; I'd expect within 1 minute on a non-busy day) and then provide an accurate estimate for delivery (which I did not expect to be anything close to instant). And where did I ever say it was "late night"? It was around 8pm- a time I'd expect to be heavily staffed since it's a peak weekend. I do not think
anyone should wait on hold for 20 minutes at any hotel anywhere- it's not about me being special, it's about acceptable levels of service. I work in a company with a call center and they are constantly evaluating their answer times- a 20 minute answer time with one of our clients would never fly, no matter how busy a day. 20 minutes is a seriously long time to be on hold- but maybe others enjoy hold music more than I do.
Also this is an exact quote from the email I received with my resort room number: "Don’t forget, if you already have your
MagicBand, you can go directly to your room without stopping at the front desk! Our Bell Services team will be available to assist you with your luggage upon arrival." So I asked the gentleman I saw for assistance on what I should do, and he just pointed (the wrong way at first) and didn't even suggest getting a map. Not everyone knows there are maps of the resort readily available- and I'd seen one online so I knew the location of the building. My last arrival at Pop (which was also Labor Day weekend so it's a suitable comparison although it was earlier in the day), I recall multiple CM's by the bus stop- and someone was blowing bubbles- it was a more magical welcome. Likewise, I have many great memories of arriving to other resorts with a big Disney welcome. Nonetheless, I completely wouldn't have given this a second thought if it hadn't been for other issues.
Having worked in customer service, I was never attacking, raising my voice, or cursing. I raised my issues calmly and gently, so there was no need for anyone to feel threatened or start sassing me. And obviously Disney can make mistakes (as we've established, they have no standards they need to reach since they are always right) but heaven forbid a guest call DME twice (over the course of an hour or so) when feeling tired and frustrated. Maybe Disney is only for perfect people who lack emotions. Unfortunately, I'm human and maybe I sometimes don't have the perfect response to a situation- so obviously DME was right to sass me for my questions and for wanting the service that was advertised. Also I realize I said that I called "a few" times, but it was only twice to DME and I'm pretty sure I spoke to 2 different people. I talked to the front desk once as well but that was only to vent after being sassed- and again, I was tired and frustrated- and the CM was empathetic; I have no issues with her. I know she couldn't do anything but I just needed to vent because, as I said, I am human and sometimes feel emotions.
And how stupid am I for reviewing the FP+ at night and not again the next morning (when we were busy packing)?! I actually can't even say for sure that I didn't see them in the morning because we were so busy I literally don't remember if I checked or not. I only know that the first time I didn't see them was when we were at the entrance to Splash Mountain. So they could have disappeared at any time. But obviously I should have been checking every second.
I never said that the CM's are not doing their jobs and specifically said that virtually all of those I saw in person were all amazing. (I would even go so far as to praise the CM at Splash for his positive attitude and handing of the situation even though he rightfully wouldn't let us into the FP queue- which may be shockingly charitable of me considering I apparently think I'm a special snowflake for whom no rules apply and that everyone should do my bidding...) It's not their fault if the resort is not staffed appropriately. Any one or two of these experiences I'd have brushed off as too trivial to post about- it just seemed like a lot to happen in short time. Others may disagree- such is life.
