Jungle Cruise Jokes

[JikoMarie]

I got this idea from another board. Let's make a list of all the corny jokes that they make on the Jungle Cruise. Will you help me? I hear that this attraction is all about them.

 

[Evil Princess]

"Here in the Amazon, everything is larger than life. These butterflies can grow from 12 inches long to a whopping one foot"

There's a site with the script somewhere...

 

[Evil Princess]

"Here in the Amazon, everything is larger than life. These butterflies can grow from 12 inches long to a whopping one foot"

There's a site with the script somewhere...

 

[JikoMarie]

Does anyone know what the URL is for that site? I'd love to have it.

 

[DisneyCP2002]

http://www.geocities.com/christian_completely3/jokesjungle2.html This is the one I have saved.

 

[bear22]

For those of you who havent seen the back of water....this is what it looks like.

 

[CanadianGuy]

"There's something you don't see everyday.. Unless you're me.. then you see it every fifteen minutes.."

J

 

[GrumpyFamilyof5]

I've never been on the Jungle Cruise, didn't think the kids would like it, sounds like the CM's are humorous though, is it worth the boat ride?

 

[rstamm]

Of all the crews I had today, you are the most recent!

 

[auntread]

Grumpyfamilyof5, it is hysterical! not only what the CM says, but you also have to listen to the announcements in the queue as well as read everything you see in the queue!
"Over there is Schweitzer Falls, named after the famous Dr. Albert (pause) Falls."

 

[Halle]

There are many exotic plants in the jungle...there's one, there's one, there's one.

 

[MickeynMinnie]

For those of you who havent seen the back of water....this is what it looks like.

thats my favorite!!

 

[themudd4]

Children left behind will be taken to It's a small world where there feet will be glued to the floor. You will be able to pick them up there in one year where they can sing you that song every day for the rest of your life.

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Some of our scouts here at the world-famous Jungle Cruise claim they have spotted tigers in the waiting area the last couple of days. But we know that's ridiculous. After all, tigers are striped, not spotted.

 

[alyssa810]

"Those gorillas finally got my jeep to turn over!" and "I think they got the point in the end!"

Jungle cruise is definitey worth it- my only advice is that it's better at night!!!

 

[CanadianGuy]

"As you climb aboard our boat this afternoon, please lower your head and watch your step. If you forget to lower your head and watch your step, please lower your voice and watch your language after you bump your head."

J

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Where are you from (sir/madam)? (Guest answers) Sorry? (Guest repeats) Oh- I heard you the first time, I was just sorry.

 

[champagne27]

Thanks for posting this thread! Jungle Cruise is one of my favorites! After having a bad day a work today - this "goofy" medicine is just what I needed!

Also - DisneyCP2002 - thanks for posting that website - can't wait to check it out!!!

 

[JikoMarie]

No problem, Champagne27. I actually stole the idea from another message board so I can't take the credit but it is indeed fun.

 

[Miss Jessr!ca]

"oh, whoa! does anyone know what kind of snake this is? starts with a P?...yeah, Plastic"

thier looking for a new skipper!!!! i seen it on career builder.com
if i were 18 i sooo would.