John Kerry On Orange Alert!!

[DawnCt1]

It appears that Kerry's suntan lotion didn't agree with him. He attributed the change in color to playing touch football in Wisconsin but the students who were assigned to help him with his luggage noticed his "tanned" appearance upon landing. He is definately ORANGE!! www.drudgereport.com

 

[MUFFYCAT]

That was pretty funny!

 

[Deb in IA]

Looks like a bit too much pre-debate sunless tanning!

 

[TXTink]

How funny! I saw a news clip of him this morning and thought the same thing. He looks so fake!

 

[TerriP]

How embarassing!!

Hope he gets that fixed before the debate...he looks like a dork!

 

[Jimbo]

Hey, take it from me. That late September sun in Wisconsin is brutal! Brutal, I tells you!

 

[DawnCt1]

I hope that it doesn't come off!

 

[Patch'sD]

When Nixon debated Kennedy in 1960, Nixon refused make-up since Kennedy was not using any, he was down in Palm Beach before the debate and had a nice tan. Nixon came off as pale and Kennedy came off as cool and collective. If you listened to the debate on the radio, people thought Nixon one, if people watched it they thought Kennedy one. Looks like John is going back over the Playbooks and trying to get tips from past Successfull Dems. I hope he does bring up Carters " Lust in My Heart" comment. It just goes to confirm my opnion that Kerry does not have a clear or original thought in his head. I can just hear is wife now. Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, you are behind in the Polls.

 

[Aristocath]

Meow!

 

[MB MinnieGirl]

Hummm...looks like I've been tanning all wrong. I need to move away from the beach and play football in MI!

 

[Galahad]

Originally posted by Deb in IA
Looks like a bit too much pre-debate sunless tanning!

Guess he's lucky he wasn't wearing sunglasses at the time. He might be mistaken for Brian Williams......

 

[jrydberg]

Originally posted by Galahad
Guess he's lucky he wasn't wearing sunglasses at the time. He might be mistaken for Brian Williams......

 

[dreams91]

Ooops..

 

[DawnCt1]

Originally posted by Jimbo
Hey, take it from me. That late September sun in Wisconsin is brutal! Brutal, I tells you! [/QUOTE

Too Funny!!!]

 

[DawnCt1]

When Brit Hume introduced a news story last night about Kerry, he prefaced it by saying, "do not adjust your television".

 

[Grog]

Wow! If he were just a bit shorter he'd look like an Oompa Loompa

 

[BuzznBelle'smom]

Maybe an oompah-loompah that got stretched out by the gum stretching machine! You crack me up, Grog, I was trying to think of what he reminded me of, and you nailed it! I would almost feel sorry for him, but then he goes around denying that he used something--duh, okay, we believe you! I don't think I've laughed this much at another's misfortune since the time in high school that the head cheerleader's acne medicine turned her face green!

 

[Mamu]

Don't know who's advising Kerry, between the botox and now the orange tan.

Ditch that person there not helping you. If Kerry is elected I'm purchasing stock options in the cosmetic industry.

I think he looks like a undernourished pumpkin.

 

[grumpy55]

Originally posted by Aristocath
Meow!

I could not agree more. Not only catty but extremely childish. This particular OP has started numerous threads re John Kerry's appearance. Apparently she believes intelligence is associated with good looks? Should there be a standard of attractiveness to allow one to vote? Or perhaps a weight limit? Surely all who uses such a superficial and shallow yardstick to measure people would also believe that overweight people are lazy and too dumb to lose the weight, so perhaps they are too dumb to vote too?

 

[Grog]

Not only catty but extremely childish.

It's funny how when the left makes fun of Bush it's considered OK. Next time there is a post that bashes the way Bush looks I'm sure I'll see you jumping to his defense.. right?