Jack Bauer Arrested!

[Charade]

From TMZ (I realize it's not exactly CNN but they are usually right on these things):

24" star Kiefer Sutherland's DUI arrest last night isn't his first brush with the law. Or his second. Or even his third.

Kiefer plead guilty in 1989 and 1993 to reckless driving charges, and in 2004 to driving with a blood alcohol level above .08 -- the legal limit in California. It's the 2004 case for which Sutherland is currently on probation.
But things could have been a lot worse for Kiefer. The 1989 case had two gun charges tacked on -- carrying a concealed weapon in a vehicle and carrying a loaded firearm in a public place -- both of which were dismissed. The 1989 and 1993 cases both had DUI charges as well, and both were dismissed.

Kiefer got three years probation for both of those cases, the second of which fell just after the probation was up for the first. Time was on his side in that one.

I am SUCH a Kiefer fan. This stinks.

24" ??!?!?

 

[Cool-Beans]

24"

It is Jack Bauer.

 

[Charade]

It is Jack Bauer.

What does he do when he runs out of bullets? Club them to death?

 

[dvcfamily41801]

It is Jack Bauer.

 

[Virgo10]

I'm (hicup) innocent.

Jack is BACK!

 

[Cool-Beans]

What does he do when he runs out of bullets? Club them to death?

I can think of worse ways to die.

 

[minnie56]

What an idiot...who drinks and drives that has brains??

 

[OK!]

What does he do when he runs out of bullets? Club them to death?

I was thinking the same thing!

 

[marshallandcartersmo]

24" ??!?!?

That made me laugh OUTLOUD!!!

 

[Mugg Mann]

24" ??!?!?

Well, he is rather short.

"I'm an FBI Agent!!!! Put the weapon down, or I'll reach up and kick you in the shins!"

 

[Charade]

Well, he is rather short.

"I'm an FBI Agent!!!! Put the weapon down, or I'll reach up and kick you in the shins!"

Obviously your mind wasn't in the gutter along with the rest of us.

 

[Mugg Mann]

I went the high road....what can I tell ya?!?

I was originally gonna make a 'concealed weapon' reference, but I have no clue how one hides two feet of.....

 

[dvcfamily41801]

Obviously your mind wasn't in the gutter along with the rest of us.

 

[marshallandcartersmo]

Obviously your mind wasn't in the gutter along with the rest of us.

OMG. Mine was so in the gutter I didn't even think about it the other way. How sad is that!