kimmar067
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In NJ, politicians are elected based on degree of corruption...![]()
...you took the words right outta my mouth....

In NJ, politicians are elected based on degree of corruption...![]()
Parking next to hitching posts full of Amish buggies/horses at the local Wal-Mart
Trying to figure out why so many people who didn't go to Ohio State are such die-hard OSU fans
Beautiful fall foliage across Amish farm country
Fry Pies!
.....all part of of living in Wayne/Holmes County, Ohio.
Sorry, my list is long, but I like to share the things that still make meand
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Garbage thrown everywhere.
Best to avoid the tap water.
Having to close the windows to your home or car because people are burning trash all the time.
Seeing water buffalo, sheep and goats along the interstate. Having to stop on a small road because the sheep are crossing.
Strikes, strikes, and more strikes. Oh, and the only time you should be in a hurry is when you are driving.
The circus is in town......for 4 whole months!
Wanting to eat in a restaurant and only having Italian, Italian, or Italian to choose from. Really, it isn't as great as it sounds.
Witnessing the police assist the garbage strikers as they block the interstates for an entire week.
Witnessing someone backing up on the interstate (no breakdown shoulder) because they missed their exit.
Having someone cause a car accident and then scream at YOU and demand money, or scream at you that it is your fault and then want to forget the whole thing even happened by making a wiping motion as if they are cleaning the palms of their hands.
Mudslides from too much rain.
You can predict when the rainy season is coming. Sept 15...give or take 2-3 days.
Any person under 5-3 is considered average.
Anyone NOT having bars or locking shudders on the windows of their house is considered the crazy one.
If your car stereo was stolen last night, you can walk down to the open market and buy it back on Saturday morning.
Babies are held in the lap of a front seat driver and toddlers are allowed to jump excitedly in the passenger seat. Whole families of 4 manage to utilize a scooter for their travel needs.
Everything is old. Dig in your backyard and you might find another city.
Order a pepperoni pizza and get a pizza with green bell peppers.
The volcano that is overdue for an eruption is just something neat to look at.![]()
Losing half your car to a pot hole on the way to get a gallon of milk is all part of living in Michigan.![]()
Living in North/eastern New Jersey:
-whenever you open your mouth, people automatically know where you're from
-"the city" means New York City
-you're used to having everything you could possibly want within a 5 minute drive
-pizza and bagels from anywhere else are awful
-you drive 15 mph over the speed limit and it's expected on the highways
-your property taxes are the highest in the country
-you don't pay tax on clothes
... and my favorite
-you don't pump your own gas!
Living in North/eastern New Jersey:
-whenever you open your mouth, people automatically know where you're from
-"the city" means New York City
-you're used to having everything you could possibly want within a 5 minute drive
-pizza and bagels from anywhere else are awful
-you drive 15 mph over the speed limit and it's expected on the highways
-your property taxes are the highest in the country
-you don't pay tax on clothes
... and my favorite
-you don't pump your own gas!
Living in North/eastern New Jersey:
-whenever you open your mouth, people automatically know where you're from
-"the city" means New York City
-you're used to having everything you could possibly want within a 5 minute drive
-pizza and bagels from anywhere else are awful
-you drive 15 mph over the speed limit and it's expected on the highways
-your property taxes are the highest in the country
-you don't pay tax on clothes
... and my favorite
-you don't pump your own gas!