It is getting close

[aveirishguy]

So I had this whole weekend off. It was my twins senior prom. Woke up on Saturday at noon and went to bed at 6am on Sunday. Decorated the hall all day, cherperoned the prom til 11pm, then the after prom party at the local movie house. Relaxing, today and tomorrow, work tues til sunday(on my 33rd bday) and then start vacation Monday the 31st. get on a plane on wendsday am...at 6...eww...at the pool by 1pm.

 

[ConcKahuna]

So I had this whole weekend off. It was my twins senior prom. Woke up on Saturday at noon and went to bed at 6am on Sunday. Decorated the hall all day, cherperoned the prom til 11pm, then the after prom party at the local movie house. Relaxing, today and tomorrow, work tues til sunday(on my 33rd bday) and then start vacation Monday the 31st. get on a plane on wendsday am...at 6...eww...at the pool by 1pm.

You had twins at 5??

 

[aveirishguy]

sorry my step kids...but they are 18

 

[wallyb]

I think it always polite to let people
know when you're "getting close".

 

[aveirishguy]

then again sometimes you do need a sudden burst of surprise

 

[MonorailMan]

Stop it! You guys are turning me on.

 

[wallyb]

Stop it! You guys are turning me on.

Ooooh we found the switch!
What happens if I push this button?

 

[Timrobb]

I don't know, but I want to find out! PUSH HARD Wally!

 

[wallyb]

Hard and repeatedly is realy the only way to go
in these cases.

 

[Timrobb]

will you be pushing the big red button Wally?

If so, use a lot of force . . . the friction between your finger and the button can make all of the difference in the final outcome!

 

[MonorailMan]

If my button gets pressed, you'll start to hear beeping and I will explode.

 

[Timrobb]

Do we need to take cover right away . . . does it explode all at once? Or is it a few smaller explosions?

WE NEED TO BE PREPARED!

 

[MonorailMan]

Do we need to take cover right away . . . does it explode all at once? Or is it a few smaller explosions?

WE NEED TO BE PREPARED!

The beeps will progressively get faster and faster. It should give you enough time to take shelter.

 

[Timrobb]

 

[ConcKahuna]

Mike's probably hiding from the boards since it's his B-day tomorrow.

You boys are lucky, although if you keep up the naughtiness I'm going to have to spank someone next week!

 

[Timrobb]

oh David . . .are you being a party pooper!

Okay, okay . . . no more talk of pushing anything of any color!

 

[wallyb]

Wow - this is dangerous work.
One could get their head blown off!

 

[MonorailMan]

Mike's probably hiding from the boards since it's his B-day tomorrow.

You boys are lucky, although if you keep up the naughtiness I'm going to have to spank someone next week!

Why, whatever do you mean? I'm not sure these other boys are talking about, but I'm referring to spontaneous human combustion.

 

[Timrobb]

hahahaha. . . .

he said, "combustion"

. . . .hehehehe

 

[aveirishguy]

we do have half of the neccessary ingredients, flames ala homsexual