Is Thanksgiving offensive?????

[WorldlyWise]

I dunno, a lot of Kurdish groups find Turkey offensive.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Well this is pretty offensive

I am both repulsed, and yet strangely attracted to that food.

I am also reminded that one must not PLAY with one's food!

You can love turkey, but not LOVE your turkey!!

 

[DISUNC]

LUMPY COLD WET MASHED POTATOES

 

[WorldlyWise]

I am both repulsed, and yet strangely attracted to that food.

I am also reminded that one must not PLAY with one's food!

You can love turkey, but not LOVE your turkey!!

How come you can whip the potatoes but can't beat the meat?

 

[JennyMominRI]

How come you can whip the potatoes but can't beat the meat?

Because you will go blind

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Because you will go blind

Noooo, its just trying to shave your palms that is a pain!

 

[Cool-Beans]

Because you will go blind

Now you've offended all men.

 

[Sir Ron]

Because you will go blind

We're talking about Thanksgiving not Giving Thanks.

 

[Devil_Dog99]

I protest having to sit down to dinner right in the middle of a football game. Is it so difficult to coordinate the turkey, potatoes, 2 kinds of stuffing, 5 kinds of vegetables, rolls, kid's table, cranberry sauce and all other guests so it can be squeezed into the 15 minutes between the Lions game and the Cowboys game?? Is it really that difficlut???

I also protest triptophan. How can I enjoy said Cowboys game when I am falling asleep??

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I protest having to sit down to dinner right in the middle of a football game. Is it so difficult to coordinate the turkey, potatoes, 2 kinds of stuffing, 5 kinds of vegetables, rolls, kid's table, cranberry sauce and all other guests so it can be squeezed into the 15 minutes between the Lions game and the Cowboys game?? Is it really that difficlut???

I also protest triptophan. How can I enjoy said Cowboys game when I am falling asleep??

Put it all in a blender and have a Thanksgiving "shake"

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Now you've offended all men.

Its probably not her FIRST time!!

 

[JennyMominRI]

Its probably not her FIRST time!!

Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DISUNC]

Now you've offended all men.

Just the blind ones!

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I would like to go on record by stating that women can do ANYTHING that men can do!! (YES, ANYTHING!!)

(sometimes DW is on the DIS!!)

 

[DISUNC]

Sorry, I would like to go on record by stating that women can do ANYTHING that men can do!! (YES, ANYTHING!!)

(sometimes DW is on the DIS!!)

Like shave their face twice a day!

 

[JennyMominRI]

Like shave their face twice a day!

Darn... My secret is out

 

[Planogirl]

Like shave their face twice a day!

Have you seen some women?

 

[LaraK]

Well my son is allergic to Turkey I find all of this talk of turkey eating highly offensive since we can not have turkey in my house.


Oh yeah, and I don't like the Lions or the Cowboys and I am offended that I have to watch them every year!

And WTH is the Macy parade on so darned early and why does it have so many commercials? I'm offended!

And by the way...it's a natural and beautiful thing to "give thanks"....you should not stiffle people's self...um....expression by attaching the stigma of blindness or inordinate hair growth...you will give some poor soul a complex!

 

[Pop Daddy]

 

["Got Disney"]

I bow to the almighty Turkey..... yum hmmm and also glad my family lives 3000 miles away shhhh you did not hear that from me