Is it Juan-uary yet? Bachelor Juan Pablo dish - NO SPOILERS please!!!

[Ride Junkie]

Speaking of Ben, I laughed when I saw on a rag mag cover, "Kris Kardashian dating bad boy Ben Flajnik". Since when is the wimpiest bachelor ever a 'bad boy'??

 

[Elinor Dashwood]

She's not the skanky type.

She's prissy opera diva.

That season with Ben was probably the worst in Bachelor history!

Sharleen ends up singing in the next episode. Shocker. I guess she's hoping for a CD deal or something? Probably the whole reason she's on the show in the first place. Hey everyone, look at me. I can sing opera and kiss very poorly.

 

[Elinor Dashwood]

OMG, y'all have to read this blog post about Monday night's episode!

http://www.ihategreenbeans.com/

This chick's recaps are so funny that I wish she'd join our thread!!!!!

 

[KiKi Mouse]

The opera singer is socially awkward. I feel uncomfortable when she is talking to JP, nevermind kissing him.

 

[Wishing on a star]

Socially awkward... That's an understatement!!!

OMG, it is like she has never kissed anyone. never had a nice social casual conversation with anyone... Never... well.... anything.

Serious deficits/issues.

Very painful to even watch.

 

[lisaviolet]

OMG, y'all have to read this blog post about Monday night's episode!

http://www.ihategreenbeans.com/

This chick's recaps are so funny that I wish she'd join our thread!!!!!

She is!

And I laughed right away because I thought my not knowing girls/confusing girls was over with Christy's departure. Alli AND Lauren, who knew? Probably all of you, but not I. Lord, I don't know how he does it.

The opera singer is socially awkward. I feel uncomfortable when she is talking to JP, nevermind kissing him.

She really is.

And I too feel uncomfortable when she talks to him.

Maybe it's being introverted as well. Some introverted people can come off as standoffish or awkward. I am open and at ease with friends but a whole different ball game in big groups or with people I don't know. I'm friendly though. But it's a whole other me.

But then Juan Pablo is not a big group and one lovely trait of his is that I believe he really likes people. Strange way of putting it but it's one trait I wished I had. It shows with him and he puts people at ease.

Obviously not.
If he'd been more observant and seen them flashing around, he would've had his hand firmly on the joystick, I'm sure.

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Question for you guys -

Sharleen being a plant. I'm curious, on other seasons has there been chatter about some being a plant? I mean, from anyone that worked on the show etc. I'm sure they're "lawyered" up on what they can never say but anonymous chatter?

 

[Ride Junkie]

I wonder if Clare has had a brow lift? She always looks surprised.

 

[lisaviolet]

Oh I saw a clip/preview where Sharleen talks about letting out a secret and maybe he won't be okay. I wonder what it is? I laughed when I thought of here, and someone having gaydar for her. I don't think that's the secret though. Wouldn't that be something? Who knows.

Also, she lists conversation as what she likes on a date.

 

[Elinor Dashwood]

Oh I saw a clip/preview where Sharleen talks about letting out a secret and maybe he won't be okay. I wonder what it is? I laughed when I thought of here, and someone having gaydar for her. I don't think that's the secret though. Wouldn't that be something? Who knows.

I already know her secret. She's an illegal alien from Germany who needs to marry Juan RIGHT NOW in order to obtain her greencard. Or she's really a man. Either one is totally plausible.

Also, she lists conversation as what she likes on a date.

Riiiiight. I'll bet she listed herself as a professional soccer player because obviously that's true also.

 

[lisaviolet]

I already know her secret. She's an illegal alien from Germany who needs to marry Juan RIGHT NOW in order to obtain her greencard. Or she's really a man. Either one is totally plausible.

The last one did come to my head.

She's a cagey Canadian, hiding out in Germany who will sing in the street for her Green Card.

 

[MAGICFOR2]

Come on Magic.......she paraded around barefoot & nude - she deserved being made fun of more than any of them.... well.... at least equally to most of them...

Okay, I'll give you that! Maybe she stirred up my Oregon roots -Kum-bye-yah

 

[MAGICFOR2]

….it'd ruin her vocal chords for that operatic singing ….proven. medical. fact.

Oh! Is that why I can't sing

…..mebbe she should get together with Ben.

"The most AWKWARD season in Bachelor history!"

OMG, y'all have to read this blog post about Monday night's episode!

http://www.ihategreenbeans.com/

This chick's recaps are so funny that I wish she'd join our thread!!!!!

Comment and invite her! Or is she really here already as LisaViolet said?

Socially awkward... That's an understatement!!!

OMG, it is like she has never kissed anyone. never had a nice social casual conversation with anyone... Never... well.... anything.

Serious deficits/issues.

Very painful to even watch.

That kiss looks like she is going to take a bite out of his tongue

She is probably mortified if she's watching now.

I wonder if Clare has had a brow lift? She always looks surprised.

I already know her secret. She's an illegal alien from Germany who needs to marry Juan RIGHT NOW in order to obtain her greencard. Or she's really a man. Either one is totally plausible.



Riiiiight. I'll bet she listed herself as a professional soccer player because obviously that's true also.

I vote for the soccer player - or going on a 3 year world tour! Maybe she is a vampire!

The last one did come to my head.

She's a cagey Canadian, hiding out in Germany who will sing in the street for her Green Card.

 

[lisaviolet]

Okay, I'll give you that! Maybe she stirred up my Oregon roots -Kum-bye-yah

I liked her. And I have no roots to stir.

Comment and invite her! Or is she really here already as LisaViolet said?

I ran back to see what I said. As in "Wait, what kind of trouble did I get myself into now?".

There's no she is (here), unfortunately for all of us. Only she is (funny). Drat.

Yes invite her. Hysterical read.

 

[rmom50]

I liked her. And I have no roots to stir.

Well... ok. I liked her too, but ... SHE WAS NUDE all the time! Who wouldn't like her? Oh... perhaps........ someone looking for a mother for his kid? Come to think of it... so far... she may have been my favorite.

Is there any place to get a list of who is left - without a spoiler? Think Renee is my new favorite, but I don't like the way they show her "mothering" all the other girls (just because she is homely? I mean... nurturing?).

 

[lisaviolet]

Well... ok. I liked her too, but ... SHE WAS NUDE all the time! Who wouldn't like her? Oh... perhaps........ someone looking for a mother for his kid? Come to think of it... so far... she may have been my favorite.

Is there any place to get a list of who is left - without a spoiler? Think Renee is my new favorite, but I don't like the way they show her "mothering" all the other girls (just because she is homely? I mean... nurturing?).

Who wouldn't like her?

Yes, not quite the best match for Juan Pablo, maybe a better match for little Juan, but not Juan Pablo.

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The list. I tried to find one for you and ran right into a headline *Momma Renee to the Rescue!" Too funny.

 

[lisaviolet]

From http://www.ihategreenbeans.com/, Elinor's find - the girl we want on this thread.

Nurse Nikki
Cassandra
Chelsie
DAndi
House Mom Renee
Kelly the Dog Lover
Sharleen
Elise
Kat
Alli
Clare
Lauren
Danielle

 

[rmom50]

From http://www.ihategreenbeans.com/, Elinor's find - the girl we want on this thread.

Nurse Nikki
Cassandra
Chelsie
DAndi
House Mom Renee
Kelly the Dog Lover
Sharleen
Elise
Kat
Alli
Clare
Lauren
Danielle

Thanks Lisa... I missed that you posted that before.

 

[lisaviolet]

Thanks Lisa... I missed that you posted that before.

I didn't. . Ms. Elinor Dashwood did.

You're welcome.

 

[rmom50]

OMG, y'all have to read this blog post about Monday night's episode!

http://www.ihategreenbeans.com/

This chick's recaps are so funny that I wish she'd join our thread!!!!!

Great! ~~ Thanks

 

[Imzadi]

That season with Ben was probably the worst in Bachelor history!

Sharleen ends up singing in the next episode. Shocker. I guess she's hoping for a CD deal or something? Probably the whole reason she's on the show in the first place. Hey everyone, look at me. I can sing opera and kiss very poorly.

Better to sing opera well and kiss poorly?

This way, she can always make legitimate money singing opera versus money as a ho kissing customers.

Okay, I'll give you that! Maybe she stirred up my Oregon roots -Kum-bye-yah

Well... ok. I liked her too, but ... SHE WAS NUDE all the time! Who wouldn't like her? Oh... perhaps........ someone looking for a mother for his kid? Come to think of it... so far... she may have been my favorite.

Is there any place to get a list of who is left - without a spoiler? Think Renee is my new favorite, but I don't like the way they show her "mothering" all the other girls (just because she is homely? I mean... nurturing?).

Not homely! Homey!

. . . Oh wait, now I sound like a black dude, "Yo, she's my homie!"