Friday, May 30th.
7:00 AM.
Ring Ring.
Who is it?
Stitch.
Slam down phone.
Yes, the motha had requested yet another wake-up call to go work out. Doesn’t this lady realize that you literally burn off 5 pounds of sweat…PER day…while in the Florida heat????
Maybe she felt all the pork was getting to her…hips. I don’t know. But…come on people.
THIS IS VACATION!!!! TAKE A PILL!!!!
I vaguely remember her leaving the room adorned in spandex…before I rolled over and went back to bed.
8:30…my alarm goes off.
That’s right. 8:30. No Disney parks for us today. Nosirreebob. We are joining the throngs of others…headed to ANOTHER theme park today.
Sea World.
I wake the sleeping chilluns and the first thing out of Lexie’s mouth was:
“Tia…can we go to Africot today?”
I’m assuming “Africot” is some combination of Epcot and Africa in AK. But, I’m not quite sure.
The motha comes back from burning off her non-existent bum, and we all get ready and eat some breakfast in the room.
At about 10:00, we walk up to the Carriage House to grab a cab.
Yay…just what I love. Leather seats dripping in tourist germs. Yum.
10:30 AM.
The cab pulls up…and we hop inside.
#1: This cab driver refused to turn on the air conditioning. In the sweltering heat.
I politely leaned to him…as I was the one stuck in the front seat with him and said:
“Excuse me sir. But, I’m pretty warm in here. Do you think we could turn on the air?”
He rolled down the windows further. Gee, thanks.
#2: He drove like a bat outta hell. I had to grab onto the handle to keep from being thrust into his lap during the ride.
#3: He SMELLED B-A-D. Sorta like body odor with a hint of old vodka. He wasn’t drunk…but he clearly had been the night before…IYKWIM…
#4: He kept muttering to himself.
Oh no…there was no radio playing. We were not making small talk. He just kept talking to himself.
At one point…I think I heard him mutter:
“Red rum…red rum…”
But, I could be mistaken.
Anywho…we did make it to Sea World. Alive. But shaken.
And the 10 minute taxi ride there came out to $25. WTHECK????
I think I should have gotten a discount due to sweat, smells, and fear.
We walked up to the ticket kiosk, and as we were approaching the lines…I notice a sign. It says:
“Military Families Check In Here.”
Well, my step-father is retired Air Force. My mother gets military privileges. So, we decide to try that window…just to see what that can get us.
Apparently, military, spouses and dependents get in free.
So…my mother was able to get herself, Lexie, and Jon in for free.
Ok…I’m going to make a confession.
You still had to pay for a child over 10 I believe.
We lied. I made Jon under 10.
And I’m ashamed.
Feel free to flame away.
But, additionally, since I was with my mother…I got 10% off my ticket. My mother saved us about $200 that day…at least.
At least she’s good for something.
The first thing we did was head to the Clyde and Seamore Show. This is a cute show about a missing pirate map, and the sea creatures have to save the day.
Behind the Clyde and Seamore Show is Sea World’s roller coaster. No thanks. I’d rather keep down my breakfast.
From the Clyde and Seamore Show, we headed over to see the shark building. And right as we got into the tunnel o’ sharks, and I had snapped a few pics…my dern batteries on my camera died. So, this is all I got:
Can’t you just hear the theme from Jaws? Personally, that’s the theme music that I hear in my head as I see the motha approaching…when I know she wants something…
These babies were outside of the building in a tank.
As soon as we left the shark building, I ran across to a photo store. I got some new batteries, and a new memory card…as I had already almost filled up one card. Remember this.
The chilluns began to complain that they were “starving” and “famished.” I can’t believe they expect me to take them to Sea World plus feed them? It’s getting to be too much.
We headed over to the Seafire Inn…which I had read about…and heard it was good food. Also, there was supposed to be some sort of animal show during your meal. So, off we went.
On the way, we stopped to watch Sea World’s version of a water pageant. NOLights.
Well, at least there’s music. Not everything can be like Disney.
Lunch at the Seafire Inn was yuck. We had to stand in line for about an hour…and no, that’s not an exaggeration. And the food…the food was eh. Not bleech…but eh. And the show…the fantabulous lunch-time show…they brought out a little monkey thing. YAY for monkeys. I’m just sayin’…I’m used to characters, songs, and dancing…that’s all.
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