Is Grandma a Princess or a Pirate? UPDATE 9/28! The Last Suppah! PICS!! Pg. 69!

[rentayenta]

Great update. I too love AK!!!



How could the fashionista, weight aware, rib suckin' mutha allow little L to sport socks with her sandals? She's trying to break her like she couldn't break YOU!

 

[jcc0621]

I cna't believe you were goosed again

Uh, Dream team

 

[cmp1111]

3. The ambiance.

I'll agree with that one. I particularly like that they change the sidewalks according to the continent. Somehow, that's magical to me.

Hop hop…hip hop…hip hopanonymous…

Is it a hip-hopopotamus? Any Flight of the Conchord fans out there with me?

Well, she stayed Kosher and ordered the huge shrimp platter all for herself. Are shrimp Kosher???

I thought shellfish were out. I base this solely on reading novels, not through any real religious knowledge.

The poor mother really gave it to a CM…about how dangerous this park was. Because, apparently…the poor CM had placed the snake there on purpose.

Oh yes. For the 2nd time…in as many days…Jen got goosed by a duck.

NOOOOO.

Up Next: Ignoring the Dream Team…Didn’t Yo Momma Teach You Anything???

IGNORING?

I guess it would be wrong to kill it?

DAWN!

 

[TEminnie]

I gotta go back and read this funny trippie!


ZPS? That's hysterical! But.....I wouldn't mind if the stuff was made in TX.........better than China!

Are you serious about the mousekeepers dancing? I've never seen that!

And the safari driver also took you to the GYN? Now THAT'S service!

Looking forward to back tracking. I had forgot you were a SLP--I work with a great one in the nursing home!

 

[Hedy]

ZPS

 

[englishrose47]

Were you goosed or DUCKED ??
Great Update !!

 

[Trentmom]

This update was great as usual


Your description of AK might actually get me to enjoy it for once


You got ducked again


Socks and Sandals Well, at least she is little and cute and can get away with it


A Snake, Oh My


WOMAN.......what a cliffhanger............Please don't make us wait too long

 

[Parla]

Let me start by saying Darn you and your cliffhangers!!!!!! Yet again leaving us with the thought of a dream.

PLUS…and this is a big plus…there is no ZPS. What is ZPS? Zoo Poop Smell. Ya’ll know what I’m talkin’ ‘bout.

I love the elephants but I can't stand going to the show at the zoo. The ZPS is just too much!

A traiter pork-eater still asleep in her bed. How ‘bout them apples?

I'm thinking, "No more wake up calls Motha!"

A long line of golf cart carrying all of mousekeeping…blaring music…carrying pom-poms comes barreling through. Many of them jumped out and danced with us…and gave the kids little presents.

Dang…at rich people hotels they even make the mousekeepers dance with you. Rock on.

I have never seen that before!

I'm first!!!

Wow, you were really waiting on that update weren't ya?!?

Nemo is my favorite show…sorry to you FOTLK fans…but I luvz me some Nemo.

I completely agree!

Last year, once we saw it…we ran out and bought the soundtrack. Just yesterday, my motha told Jon to “go with the flow” and Jon broke out into song. Ahhhh…I have taught that boy right.

We didn't have a chance to stop and buy it and I really wish we had. Maybe next time.

Lexie and the motha sat open-mouthed and staring through the entire show. Anything that will shut up the motha for longer than 5 minutes…that’s somethin’ special.

Maybe there's hope for Motha after all?

Out of the bottom of her stroller…slithered a white, black, and red snake.

OMG!

We then headed over to ITTBAB…to scare the pants off Lexie. I had forgotten about the stink bug spray…Lexie fell to pieces. And I neglected to mention the “moving benches” before you exit. Lexie has informed me that she does not want to do that again…

Every time I read reports like these I totally don't regret not taking the kids to that movie.

Oh yes. For the 2nd time…in as many days…Jen got goosed by a duck.

I can't believe your luck with ducks!

When all of a sudden…the Dream Team walks smack up to us…

Up Next: Ignoring the Dream Team…Didn’t Yo Momma Teach You Anything???

You're mean!

 

[LeeLee2U]

Oh Jen!! You crack me up!

I loved Nemo too! But I also loved FOTLK! Awww who am I kidding I loved it all!

Poor Lexi! First the socks ( Kinda losing the point of wearing sandals huh?) then the freaky seats!!!

Boy them Ducks sure Love you huh!!!

I read a quote on another forum I'm on the other day I thought you'd like.

I married my knight in Shining Armor........

He turned out to be wrapped in Aluminum Foil!!!

Want to be careful of them Ducks..errr.... men!! Can't always go byy the feathers they wear can you?!

 

[mrsksomeday]

Great installment!! I can't believe the ducks, they must be mesmerized by your booty. You motha cracks me up. I can't wait to see if the dream team gives you anything!

 

[Mschissl]

What the *&%#??? You cannot leave us hanging like that. Well, I guess you can. But if you don't update sooner this time.... I'm gonna.....I'm gonna...I'm gonna ..........do nothing..... Okay who am I kidding I have no power here! Just hurry up with the next update, you know..like if you want to.

Great trip report!!

 

[Goofyluver]

I'm first!!!

You had me at ZPS...

I wasn't done.

I guess it would be wrong to kill it?

Nah.

Great update. I too love AK!!!



How could the fashionista, weight aware, rib suckin' mutha allow little L to sport socks with her sandals? She's trying to break her like she couldn't break YOU!

You are so right. It's like you lived with me when I was younger.

I cna't believe you were goosed again

Uh, Dream team

All in good time grasshoppah. All in good time.

Is it a hip-hopopotamus? Any Flight of the Conchord fans out there with me?

Nooooope. Rob Schneider ala Big Daddy...I think.

I thought shellfish were out. I base this solely on reading novels, not through any real religious knowledge.

I was being sarcastic. Shellfish are out too. The motha and I had this discussion this very morning about her selective Judaism.

I gotta go back and read this funny trippie!

Yup. Where have you been? I've been waiting!

ZPS? That's hysterical! But.....I wouldn't mind if the stuff was made in TX.........better than China!

True dat yo.

Are you serious about the mousekeepers dancing? I've never seen that!

Me either. Were we supposed to throw dollah bills at them???

ZPS

Were you goosed or DUCKED ??
Great Update !!

I was goosed. By a duck. Duck duck goose. Goose goose duck. Something like that.

WOMAN.......what a cliffhanger............Please don't make us wait too long

I promise...just for you.

We didn't have a chance to stop and buy it and I really wish we had. Maybe next time.

Sooooo worth it.

You're mean!

I try.

I read a quote on another forum I'm on the other day I thought you'd like.

I married my knight in Shining Armor........

He turned out to be wrapped in Aluminum Foil!!!

Want to be careful of them Ducks..errr.... men!! Can't always go byy the feathers they wear can you?!

You're so right Lee.

Great installment!! I can't believe the ducks, they must be mesmerized by your booty. You motha cracks me up. I can't wait to see if the dream team gives you anything!

Well, there's a lot of booty to grab back there. It's one of my best assets.

What the *&%#??? You cannot leave us hanging like that. Well, I guess you can. But if you don't update sooner this time.... I'm gonna.....I'm gonna...I'm gonna ..........do nothing..... Okay who am I kidding I have no power here! Just hurry up with the next update, you know..like if you want to.

Great trip report!!

Thanks. And I promise it won't be toooo long. Maybe a month or so.

 

[Trentmom]

Month is tad bit long

You going to make me get huge Waiting while I munch my popcorn

 

[DisneyJo]

What is ZPS? Zoo Poop Smell. Ya’ll know what I’m talkin’ ‘bout.

So that's what ZPS is

“Stop snoring…it’s time to burn off some pork.”

You tell her

A long line of golf cart carrying all of mousekeeping…blaring music…carrying pom-poms comes barreling through. Many of them jumped out and danced with us…and gave the kids little presents.

Really? Wow, did the kids get any pressies?

And look down at Lexie’s feet. My motha made her wear socks with sandals. She is setting her up for failure IMHO…

Sorry but

And here’s our driver…who incidentally was about as excited to take us on a safari as I am to go to my lady doctor once a year…

Oh Jen

Out of the bottom of her stroller…slithered a white, black, and red snake.

Oh yes. For the 2nd time…in as many days…Jen got goosed by a duck.

Nooooo, obviously your bum is irresistable

When all of a sudden…the Dream Team walks smack up to us…

And.......................

 

[PrincessV]

Where else can you go and get the magic of Disney, a zoo-esque experience…PLUS rides??? Answer me that riddle folks.

Busch Gardens. Tampa.

You knew I had to, right?!

And once you travel 20 feet, you are immersed in a beautiful rain forest. Thicker than any rain forest I’ve been in…and yes, I’ve been. The fresh smog-less oxygen is emanating from all around. The fresh plant smell is heavy in the air. ... Everywhere you turn there are beautiful colors, plant life, animals, and people of every color. Even as you elbow your way through vicious crowds of scantily clad strangers…

And THIS might be why AK doesn't do it for me - too much like HOME!
Well, except for that smog-less part. Think colorful rain forest full of SUV exhaust.

“Stop snoring…it’s time to burn off some pork.”

A long line of golf cart carrying all of mousekeeping…blaring music…carrying pom-poms comes barreling through. Many of them jumped out and danced with us…and gave the kids little presents.

What was the occasion?!

And look down at Lexie’s feet. My motha made her wear socks with sandals. She is setting her up for failure IMHO…

PLEEEEAAASE tell me she had some blisters starting! That's the only good excuse there is.

Are shrimp Kosher???

OMG, she didn't?! It's like she went out of her way to eat anything BUT Kosher!

Out of the bottom of her stroller…slithered a white, black, and red snake.

SHUT.

UP!



Were the red and yellow stripes touching????

Red on yellow, kill a fellow....
I don't know the rest of the rhyme - who cares after that first part?!

When all of a sudden…the Dream Team walks smack up to us…

Did it happen? Did you win the DVC?!?!?!?!

 

[HomeschoolMama]

SHUT.

UP!



Were the red and yellow stripes touching????

Red on yellow, kill a fellow....
I don't know the rest of the rhyme - who cares after that first part?!

I think it's
Red on black, friend of Jack...

But, I agree. Who cares!

Yikes!!!!

 

[buglet55]

okay. hold on just one minute. I AM SO CONFUSED.

What color was the snake?
white, black and red..... right?
where did the yellow come from?
and is white, black and red bad?

 

[Lovemy3babes]

A 5:30 am Stitch is not an enjoyable Stitch. Far, far too early. I like AK too. Can't wait to read about the Dream Team!

 

[puggymom]

YOu got ducked again

Ok now moving on...

I really need to see Nemo, yeah, I know, I hang my head in shame.

I have to tell you I'm done with the safari ride, no matter when I ride, early, late, the animals just aren't there, but you seem to have seen tons!

BTW, that pic of Lexie sitting next to MOtha, you can see that they look alike. But the kid needs to lose the socks

 

[TEminnie]

Elephants…no zoo poop smell…

Nemo is my favorite show…sorry to you FOTLK fans…but I luvz me some Nemo.

I like it too--but we sat too close last time and had to turn around (front row left)---gonna grab the middle next time.

Anything that will shut up the motha for longer than 5 minutes…that’s somethin’ special.

Remember the show "THe Nanny"---that's how I picture your mom talking ---not Fran.....her mom......!

Are shrimp Kosher???

Uh......I worked at Mt Sinai---and we had to have a rabbi come bless (is that the right word?)........anyway, he had to ok every food item and seal it up.........and this was all prepared in a separate Kosher kitchen.......so my guess would be "no".................but maybe there are "degrees of Kosherness??" (I would never have asked the rabbi this--he sceered me!)

The poor mother really gave it to a CM…about how dangerous this park was. Because, apparently…the poor CM had placed the snake there on purpose.

Wow--hope she doesn't walk through the woods soon.......or down the street.......or..........



Catching up and enjoying the ride!