Inspired by being a thread highjacker- the OT thread!

[MouseWorshipin]

I got peed on by a goat! And kissed by a grizzly bear! Goat at a school thing, bear at the mall.

ETA: When goats pee, they mean business!

 

[Stacerita]

Ok, I said it was irrational...

But, actually, when I was little, my best friend had a pig farm. Her family still does, actually. We were out there a lot. I got peed on by a baby pig.

So the movie "Babe" should have been in the horror section at Blockbuster you think?

 

[MouseWorshipin]

I know. How awful!! Of course, you could join the lazy parenting group and just let your dog watch what your kid watches on TV while looking at porn on the internet and chatting on the cell.

That chick is bananas. W-T-H?!

 

[Stacerita]

I know. How awful!! Of course, you could join the lazy parenting group and just let your dog watch what your kid watches on TV while looking at porn on the internet and chatting on the cell.

So I see you know the mom from DD's softball team.

 

[beckmrk04]

That chick is bananas. W-T-H?!

No kidding!! I seriously could not believe that she wasn't joking. But, then I read her WISH journals that someone posted a link too, and I felt kinda sad for her.

 

[MouseWorshipin]

No kidding!! I seriously could not believe that she wasn't joking. But, then I read her WISH journals that someone posted a link too, and I felt kinda sad for her.

She just went on and said we were all like middle schoolers and she thought we were funny...and she didn't care what kid had a TV, etc.

She's either nuts or on drugs, or both. Crazy much?

 

[Stacerita]

She just went on and said we were all like middle schoolers and she thought we were funny...and she didn't care what kid had a TV, etc.

She's either nuts or on drugs, or both. Crazy much?

So im almost finished addressing the invitations for the bridal shower Im hosting for my best friend. Ugh, its a lot of work. I made the invitations myself and I am soooo not the creative type. I think that part of my brain is tired now.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

My girls need to talk to yours. They don't enjoy it! Gotta use thick medical tape and strap 'em down, and wear a sports bra.

Gotta have the girls in place when you bounce around with Denise Austin!

Looove Denise! "C'mon now! Squeeze those buns...or noone else will!" She really knows how to keep you motivated!

My girls had stunted growth, I think. Birthing 4 babies meant some serious sagging, but nothing that couldn't be poured into a B cup. I didn't notice it being uncomfortable when I was jumping and my teens didn't tell me to quit jumping, so I guess I was ok. My hair was sure bouncing up and down, though.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I had rabbits when I was a kid, they can actually be pretty good pets.

We did, too, or so I thought. That is until we had them for dinner. Now you don't need to ask why I'm vegetarian...

 

[MouseWorshipin]

My girls had stunted growth, I think. Birthing 4 babies meant some serious sagging, but nothing that couldn't be poured into a B cup. I didn't notice it being uncomfortable when I was jumping and my teens didn't tell me to quit jumping, so I guess I was ok. My hair was sure bouncing up and down, though.

Got the hair under control, too. Scruncies!

"poured into a B cup." That is too funny. Sure hope I never get to be 90. Ever seen 90-year-old lady ****s? Yikes! Talk about pouring...

 

[Stacerita]

My girls had stunted growth,

Then I guess I gave my girls too much Wheaties then.

 

[Stacerita]

"poured into a B cup." That is too funny. Sure hope I never get to be 90. Ever seen 90-year-old lady ****s? Yikes! Talk about pouring...

Im dreading the day I have to pour the girls in. It will be a sad sad day.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Then I guess I gave my girls too much Wheaties then.

The joke in our family is that the firstborn girl gets the big booobs and the other girls get the leftovers (I'm not the firstborn girl...). My older sister has what it takes, her DD does, my other sister's DD has them, and my DD was sure hoping, but she is the exception that proves the rule. Of all thing to take after me! Couldn't she have gotten my charming personality?

 

[Stacerita]

The joke in our family is that the firstborn girl gets the big booobs and the other girls get the leftovers

Well, isn't my brother lucky that Im the firstborn then. Just think what freak of nature he could have been. Yeah, I always knew he should be more grateful to me.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Well, isn't my brother lucky that Im the firstborn then. Just think what freak of nature he could have been. Yeah, I always knew he should be more grateful to me.

That's where the firstborn girl part comes into play. Not sure if the firstborn male gets anything special.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Stacerita, do you really live in Anaheim? My DH grew up there--lived on Harriet Lane. His parents moved to Sun City, CA a few years ago.

 

[MouseWorshipin]

So that's why the curse! I WAS the first born.


And I think I did too many of those 12-year-old girl exercises. You know, "We must, we must, we must increase our bust! The bigger the better, the tighter the sweater, the boys depend on us!"

 

[Stacerita]

Not sure if the firstborn male gets anything special.

Ill have to ask my sister in law about this one.

 

[Stacerita]

Stacerita, do you really live in Anaheim? My DH grew up there--lived on Harriet Lane. His parents moved to Sun City, CA a few years ago.

Yep.....just down the street from Disneyland. Im not familar with Harriet Lane though

 

[Sylvester McBean]

I have otters and peacocks in my backyard, do they count as pets? I wish I had my own personal set of 'twins', I'd never leave the house.