Inspired by being a thread highjacker- the OT thread!

[Tigger&Belle]

Dont the "twins" get sore when you bounce like that????

The girls seem to enjoy the bouncing. I'll let you know tomorrow if they are feeling sore!

 

[Stacerita]

That makes me Productive Girl tonight, I guess.

Nothing wrong with being productive. Just be careful about being reproductive.

 

[Briarmom]

The girls seem to enjoy the bouncing. I'll let you know tomorrow if they are feeling sore!

Waiting with bated breath.

 

[MouseWorshipin]

The girls seem to enjoy the bouncing. I'll let you know tomorrow if they are feeling sore!

My girls need to talk to yours. They don't enjoy it! Gotta use thick medical tape and strap 'em down, and wear a sports bra.

Gotta have the girls in place when you bounce around with Denise Austin!

Looove Denise! "C'mon now! Squeeze those buns...or noone else will!" She really knows how to keep you motivated!

 

[Stacerita]

"C'mon now! Squeeze those buns...or noone else will!"

If im not mistaken, I had a date say that to me once.

 

[beckmrk04]

My girls don't enjoy the bouncing.... Oh, no. I'm afraid they'll lose what little advantage over gravity they have left, too, if I tempt it!!! Super-duper sports bras for me!!!

 

[Stacerita]

My girls need to talk to yours. They don't enjoy it! Gotta use thick medical tape and strap 'em down, and wear a sports bra.

Same here. My girls....lovingly called Helga and Olga......dont like bouncing not one bit. Strap em down, wrestle them into a sports bra, get a couple layers of good old duct tape and then Im ready to tip toe around.

 

[MouseWorshipin]

If im not mistaken, I had a date say that to me once.

 

[beckmrk04]

What I really dont get is when I see someone walking their lizzard or something else. I get walking a dog. I can even see walking a cat (dont totally understand it, but i can get it). But other animals?

I'm trying to get Mark to see the humor in us walking a goat- he doesn't. I do. We have a HUGE yard. Perfect for a goat. A little one. I think it'd be hysterical. I am so a city girl living in the country- and I fully embrace it. I love my huge yard, no neighbors, wild animals.... I call our riding lawn mower the "tractor." I even tried to grow tomatoes- yeah. That didn't work out so hot.

 

[MouseWorshipin]

My girls....lovingly called Helga and Olga....

 

[Aidensmom]

Why have a duck for a pet?

Or rabbits... I never got that one either. Apparently, neither do the millions of people who let them go into the wild after realizing they make sucky pets/Easter presents...

I had rabbits when I was a kid, they can actually be pretty good pets. I had one that I walked on a leash, and taught tricks, like "begging" and "rolling over". No kidding!

 

[Stacerita]

Id walk a pig before I walk a goat. But thats just my personal preference.

 

[beckmrk04]

Id walk a pig before I walk a goat. But thats just my personal preference.

Ok. I know this sounds stupid, but, so do a lot of things that I say, so here goes....

I am terrified of being bitten by a pig. Seriously. It's like an irrational fear that I have. Pigs can be really mean, though, and they DO bite!!!

 

[beckmrk04]

I had rabbits when I was a kid, they can actually be pretty good pets. I had one that I walked on a leash, and taught tricks, like "begging" and "rolling over". No kidding!

Man, my dog doesn't even know roll over.... What kind of NASA rabbits did you have, anyway?

 

[MouseWorshipin]

Now my son is asking for a pet & he's mad at me! How dare you all have pets? What is wrong with you? People aren't good enough for you?

(Y'all saw this thread, right?)

 

[MouseWorshipin]

Ok. I know this sounds stupid, but, so do a lot of things that I say, so here goes....

I am terrified of being bitten by a pig. Seriously. It's like an irrational fear that I have. Pigs can be really mean, though, and they DO bite!!!

You encounter many pigs?

 

[Briarmom]

Normal or Briarmom Yep, it's all relative! Well, I did get off my lazy tush and made pasta, mainly because my DH wanted it and didn't want to scrounge. I knew if we had to scrounge that I was going to have to make it up to him, if you get my drift. Figured it would be easier just to make the damned pasta!

After dinner we went for a walk and then I showed him that I can bounce on my new pogo stick. He's pretty sure that I've lost my marbles!

You have inspired this Briarmom to go make pasta as well.

 

[Aidensmom]

Man, my dog doesn't even know roll over.... What kind of NASA rabbits did you have, anyway?

I was a very determined child.

 

[beckmrk04]

You encounter many pigs?

Ok, I said it was irrational...

But, actually, when I was little, my best friend had a pig farm. Her family still does, actually. We were out there a lot. I got peed on by a baby pig.

 

[beckmrk04]

Now my son is asking for a pet & he's mad at me! How dare you all have pets? What is wrong with you? People aren't good enough for you?

(Y'all saw this thread, right?)

I know. How awful!! Of course, you could join the lazy parenting group and just let your dog watch what your kid watches on TV while looking at porn on the internet and chatting on the cell.