I'll tell you my secret if you tell me yours.

[Tea Please]

My secret is that my son was born 7 months after we were married. And after almost 20 years my dad still thinks he was premature My mom and I crack up over this all the time.

 

[onecoolmama]

Good secret. If I had one to tell, I would. I cant think of any, but I will keep trying.

 

[Cruise04]

I got married because I had to. Then got divorced because I had to. I got the better end of the deal - an awesome daughter that I adore and love with my whole heart and soul! And she's 14 and we get along great and she likes to spend time with me! What more can a mom ask for?

 

[Microcell]

I am an open book, I can't think of anything except about someone else. My best friend was premature by six months or so! She found out when she got a copy of her parents marriage cert!

 

[HollyJoy]

Can't think of any secrets!! Let me go and dig around in the closet.. there must be some bones in there somewhere!

 

[Mom2Madi]

My parents lived together before they were married - We are talking 1964/65 - I never knew until about 5 years ago when I was about 30.... They went onto say that is why they never gave me any flack when I lived with my DH before we were married! Pretty honest, because there is no way I would have ever known!

 

[Jolie C]

I can't tell all of my secrets... then they wouldn't be secrets anymore!

 

[MosMom]

My family thinks we were married in February but we really eloped in October.

 

[Hillbeans]

When i'm anxious or bored I pull out my eyebrow hair. One time, I did it so much I actually had a spot I had to fill in with eyebrow liner.

 

[Jungle Skipper]

I killed a man in Prauge with my bear hands....err... nope sorry, no secrets here...I am an open book!

Jungle Josh

 

[Mishetta]

I am a very happily married woman to a wonderful man...(that's no secret) but I have a secret crush on someone. Just a harmless little crush..... Actually, my DH knows it & he teases me about it all the time!

 

[s&k'smom]

I actually had to put some thought into this one I do have one but I really can't tell it's kinda yucky. On the funny side we told my MIL once (RIP) that DH wa sworking and actually he had the day off we just didn't want to see her.

 

[Stepharoonie!]

I once snuck into the kitchen when I was 9 and took out the Crisco. I thought it was like cake icing! I dug my hand into it, got a great big glob of the stuff, and tried to eat it. In my disgust, I spit the whole glob back into the container.

My Mom found it a few days later and thought my sister had done it! I never told who was the real Crisco eater.

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Originally posted by Mishetta
but I have a secret crush on someone. Just a harmless little crush..... Actually, my DH knows it & he teases me about it all the time!

Hey me shay ta,

I think I may know. One of two?
But I'll never tell


Mine is that when I met my DH he was married at the time, but I still knew I would marry him. Funny what mini skirts in the office will do


Edited to add- I am not a homewrecker the divorce was long overdue even before my nice looking gams arrived.

 

[Maleficent13]

I dated my boss' son.

okay, okay...I AM dating my boss' son.

 

[Stepharoonie!]

I once played a joke on my ex boyfriend. We went to Hardee's and ordered lunch through the drive through to take home. When we got there, he went to the bedroom to put his shoes away. I opened up his hamburger and as a joke, took a bite out of it and wrapped it back up, hiding it at the bottom of the bag.

He came back into the room and we passed out the food. He opened up his hamburger and FREAKED OUT that there was a bite in it. He was soooo angry that "some nasty person took a BITE out of my hamburger and GAVE IT TO ME!!"

I never told him it was a joke 'cause he was so mad!

 

[FroggyinArk]

An old fiancee of mine and i actually elkoped 2 weeks beforewedding,, never told parents,, we split three days after the "wedding" before liscense was filed , so we technically never got divorced , but then were never legally married, she payed the fine for failure to turn in liscencse and had it annulled after a fe weeks. just long enough to take me to cleaners

 

[VampHeartless]

I have lots of secrets...but none of them are really amusing ones!

Let's seeeeee...

Oh yeah! I was engaged a long time to a girl I knew growing up, and we told everyone she was eighteen, and she was really seventeen, (We were still waiting another year) and I was 20.

Thennn...there's my whole list of long lost secret crushes, I plan on marrying someday...but nobody will ever see those!

 

[scarlett873]

hmmmmmmmmmm...secrets...

none of the secrets i have are appropriate for a family board!

 

[Tinks]

Stepharoonie...thanks for the laugh! I can't get the image of your BF opening the burger and freaking out! How did you NOT laugh! I may have to try that one on April fool's or something....


As for my secret, (although it is not a secret anymore), I dated my accounting teacher in college. He was my T.A. We dated after class was over, but we kept it secret because he was still teaching another semester.

By the way, I married him

"Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad.....I'm hot for teacher!" He likes to sing that to me now after 10 years of marriage