I'll tell you my secret if you tell me yours.

[hrh_disney_queen]

I am not really a new member to Dis. I just wanted a different username, so I had to start over...

 

[IMGONNABE40!]

Tea Please...that does not seem like such a secret. Everybody knows that first babies can come anytime, all the rest take nine months!

 

[IMGONNABE40!]

You did not really tell your secret hrh_disney_queen. Who were you? And does hrh stand for Hard Rock Hotel? Might I know you from the Universal boards?

 

[Madi100]

Hmmm, the only secret I have is that my husband is five years older than I am. Not a big deal now. I'm 29, he's almost 34. However, it was a big deal when I was 17, and he was 22. It was really bad because we were doing just a little more than kissing My mom HATED him. I'm glad she didn't know because she probably would have put him in jail.

Just a side note to redeem my old man husband who likes young girls My mom now LOVES him. Every time she sees my DH, she has to tell him how great he is, and how lucky I am to have him. She never says anything to him about him being luck to have me, though!!!

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

Originally posted by IMGONNABE40!
You did not really tell your secret hrh_disney_queen. Who were you? And does hrh stand for Hard Rock Hotel? Might I know you from the Universal boards?

I am now in the witness protection program. If I told you my "real" name, I'd have to kill you.... (just kidding, or course, I don't want to be arrested here)

hrh=her royal highness (I really don't think that highly of myself, I just figured that "disney queen" was already taken...) Never been to the Universal boards

 

[alabamaalan]

I am a liberally-progressive divorced father in Massachusettes.....

 

[momof3disneyholics]

My birthdate is exactly one month prior to my parents wedding date. I didn't know that until my mother died and I found the papers.
My husband is almost 7 years older than me. It may not sound like alot now, but I started dating him when I was 13. (do the math ). His father still doesn't know my actual age and we have been married for 10 years.

 

[tmq2766]

When I found out that my now Ex-Husband was having and affair with my friend I peed on his toothbrush without him knowing and then the next time I had a chance and was at her place I peed on hers too. It was sooooo satisfying to stand and watch him brush his teeth.

 

[tkyes]

I love hearing all your secrets! Some of these are very funny.

I can't really think of anything to share, I live a boring life!

 

[snoopy]

Originally posted by Mishetta
I am a very happily married woman to a wonderful man...(that's no secret) but I have a secret crush on someone. Just a harmless little crush..... Actually, my DH knows it & he teases me about it all the time!

I also confess to having quite a few crushes going, online and off. Way too many to list, so I won't.

 

[Hillbeans]

Originally posted by tmq2766
When I found out that my now Ex-Husband was having and affair with my friend I peed on his toothbrush without him knowing and then the next time I had a chance and was at her place I peed on hers too. It was sooooo satisfying to stand and watch him brush his teeth.

 

[missyc]

Mine is so embarassing that no one in the family ever talks about it. Except me and my sister, brother & mom.
My grandfather on my dad's side was in the KKK. I'm 32 and just found out. My grandma, now 94 and as sweet as could be, said something about "dad belonging to the men's club" . My dad kinda covered his face and said, "Geez Mom, don't tell people that". She had no idea what he was really doing! He died long before I was born, my dad was only 18.
Anyways, he must have been turning over in his grave while his kids and grandkids grew up. We have all dated/married people he certainly wouldn't have approved of! My DSis caused the family some grief in high school by dating an older black guy. She's now married to a man from India, her ex was from Puerto Rico and my DH is Mexican!!! LOL We've done our share to "break the cycle"!!

 

[onecoolmama]

I have a secret, but you have to know me for a least 3 years to hear it. And people either find it hilarious or not funny at all! So, sorry, no secrets that I can share. the peed ont he toothbrush..that is hilarious!!!

 

[MosMom]

Originally posted by snoopy
I also confess to having quite a few crushes going, online and off. Way too many to list, so I won't.

One is on me isn't it? You don't have to admit it here. It's okay. You can PM me later tater.

 

[snoopy]

I do admit to having a wild crush on Elliott, but he is a little young for me.

 

[mrsv98]

Let's see....

I was born in April, 3 weeks late....my parents were married in late August....shall we count on our fingers and toes, children?

There is a joke in our family that my middle name is "oh no"...my brother's is "oops" and my sister's is "dammit"!

 

[AirForceRocks]

Hmm...I don't really have any really deep, dark secrets...the only thing I can think of that I rarely admit to, due to where I work now, is that I originally wanted to join the Navy. That was back in the dark ages and women were on few if any ships, so there was about a one year wait to come into the service. I didn't want to wait that long, so I walked next door to the Air Force recruiter and was able to enter 3 months later.

Best "change of plans" that ever happened to me!

 

[bentley483]

My DH used to be a male exotic dancer. He traveled the southeast with a group of guys in the late 70's.

 

[TimeforMe]

Originally posted by tmq2766
When I found out that my now Ex-Husband was having and affair with my friend I peed on his toothbrush without him knowing and then the next time I had a chance and was at her place I peed on hers too. It was sooooo satisfying to stand and watch him brush his teeth.

OMG---that is just tooooo funny! What a great idea!

 

[jvas]

Me?........secrets?.. do you think I have any secrets??