If you were to print up a slogan on a shirt what would it say?

[preshi]

I Have Issues

 

[browneyes]

Dazed and Confused.

 

[Aimeedyan]

Well, my motto the last couple weekends has been

"Everyone is stupid but me"

Because I've been trying to drive on I35 which is FULL of STUPID STUPID PEOPLE!

I swear, just looking at that freeway gives me a headache.

So I started to just repeat that to myself all the way up and down it. Made me feel better.

 

[BedKnobbery2]

The front: Fatty, Fatty.

The back: 2x4

(just in case they couldn't tell that when they saw me comin'!)

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

How about "American by birth, TEXAN by the grace of God"? or "Thank God I live in Texas, where people talk normal".

DH has a onesie that someone gave us that says "That's it...I'm going to Grandma's!". We also bought him one that says "A good daddy is hard to find (but the couch is a great place to start looking!)"

TOV

 

[Costumesaremylife]

I have a few t shirts that need to be made.

1. Yes I am tall, no I don't play basketball. You are short, are you a jockey? ---Really I'm six feet and I hate it when people ask me about my sports skills.--

2. Yes please tell me your life story. I've got nothing else to do.

3. I'm sorry, you are confusing me with someone who cares.

4. I can get you naked in 20 seconds or less. --That's my day job, of course I usually have one minute to get an actor out of one costume and into another. --

5. Kid and pet magnet. Drool is not the enemy.

 

[catsrule]

I love Simba

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

Needs no words...

<img width=400 src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/lindajobazil/DSCN0105.jpg">

 

[DCLuvinit]

Originally posted by poohtown
I tell this to everyone:

"men are false advertisers"


every friend of mine agrees - they act one way until they 'catch' you then suddenly the real man comes out of hiding.

That's so fuuny - I say that one to my DH all the time!

I also saw a funny bumper sticker "Driver does not carry any cash...he's married"

 

[minniepumpernickel]

"Hug me" "I need a Hug Today"

No, I would never wear that! Can you imagine all of the weirdos that would come up and hug you? eeewww!

 

[jrydberg]

Originally posted by minniepumpernickel
"Hug me" "I need a Hug Today"

No, I would never wear that! Can you imagine all of the weirdos that would come up and hug you? eeewww!

That'd be an... ummm... adventurous shirt to wear

 

[danacara]

I REFUSE TO STAR IN YOUR PSYCHODRAMA

 

[minniepumpernickel]

Originally posted by jrydberg


That'd be an... ummm... adventurous shirt to wear

Lol, a little too adventurous for me!

I wouldn't be suprised to see someone wearing it on a Jersey boardwalk, though!

 

[onecoolmama]

Originally posted by minniepumpernickel
"Hug me" "I need a Hug Today"

No, I would never wear that! Can you imagine all of the weirdos that would come up and hug you? eeewww!

If I were still in college..I woud wear that T-shirt in a heartbeat. Then, I could wak around the city and wear it to Disney. How much fun would that be


Do you mind if I borrow it? I would love to wear that to the gym

 

[Annette_VA]

Originally posted by TheOtherVillainess
... We also bought him one that says "A good daddy is hard to find (but the couch is a great place to start looking!)"

TOV

My mom bought that one for my DS! LOL

 

[jrydberg]

Originally posted by minniepumpernickel
Lol, a little too adventurous for me!

I wouldn't be suprised to see someone wearing it on a Jersey boardwalk, though!

Well, it'd take a lot to surprise me on a Jersey boardwalk

On a side note, I once had a t-shirt for my daughter that said "Daddy's Little Tax Deduction"

 

[goofyshell]

I saw a lady the other day wearing this one: "Who are all these kids and why do they keep calling me Mommy?"

Cracked me up and I laughed so hard that I actually hurt my ds9's feelings! Oops!