I have a few t shirts that need to be made.
1. Yes I am tall, no I don't play basketball. You are short, are you a jockey? ---Really I'm six feet and I hate it when people ask me about my sports skills.--
2. Yes please tell me your life story. I've got nothing else to do.
3. I'm sorry, you are confusing me with someone who cares.
4. I can get you naked in 20 seconds or less. --That's my day job, of course I usually have one minute to get an actor out of one costume and into another. --
5. Kid and pet magnet. Drool is not the enemy.