If you were missing

[Tigger&Belle]

I'm fairly certain that my family would ante up money--for them to KEEP me.

And of course the cliqueless thread friends would also pitch in some money for them to keep me!

 

[mom2boys]

Do you think your family/friends would offer reward money?

And what about ransom money? If your family doesnt have it or won't pay, does the police give out loans?

Are you trying to decide which DISer you are going to kidnap?

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Are you trying to decide which DISer you are going to kidnap?

hmmm, you could be onto something. In that case, where does the OP live? If it's Florida or some other warm weather location, yes, my DH would pay an nice ransom. If it's Kansas, no, ransom...

 

[SillyMe]

I'm not answering for fear that it may be me she wants to kidnap.

 

[SC Minnie]

You can't get blood from a turnip.

There is no money to ante up or pay a ransom or reward.


We always tell DD that if she were kidnapped they would pay US to take her back!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

We always tell DD that if she were kidnapped they would pay US to take her back!

That's what we always said about our kids! And it's true about our 6yo...

 

[bananiem]

Why do I read "Michie" and automatically read the thread title as "If I were missing..."

 

[RickinNYC]

Well, last time I was kidnapped, I just kept staring at the culprits and making fun of them until they had enough. They let me go. But the time before that, my folks paid them to keep me for a bit longer.

 

[Feralpeg]

There is a missing woman in the Orlando area. Her family put up a $15,000 reward. An anonymous donor added $100,000 to the reward fund. It hasn't seemed to make a difference. They have no idea what happened to his girl.

 

[Stitchfans]

I'm fairly certain that my family would ante up money--for them to KEEP me.

And of course the cliqueless thread friends would also pitch in some money for them to keep me!

Of course us cliqueless friends have to stick together. One for all and all for one.


seriously, I am sure my family also would ante up some money, hopefully they would be able to come up with that amount that was asked.

besides who else besides my family would want a overweight, middle-aged, big mouth like me?

 

[SillyMe]

Well, last time I was kidnapped, I just kept staring at the culprits and making fun of them until they had enough. They let me go. But the time before that, my folks paid them to keep me for a bit longer.

So you've been on both ends? No wonder you knew what you were doing back when kidnapped Stitch. You weren't playing fair, Mister.

 

[L107ANGEL]

So you've been on both ends? No wonder you knew what you were doing back when kidnapped Stitch. You weren't playing fair, Mister.

 

[DisneyLovingMama]

Nope, with life insurance, I'm worth more dead than alive.

 

[SillyMe]

Nope, with life insurance, I'm worth more dead than alive.

Oh crap! I forgot to change my beneficiary. Don't let the ex know.

 

[SC Minnie]

Nope, with life insurance, I'm worth more dead than alive.

DH keeps telling me he's worth more dead than alive. I just tell him he will probably have some long drawn out expensive illness that leaves me with nothing but bills!

 

[SwedishMeatball]

So you've been on both ends? No wonder you knew what you were doing back when kidnapped Stitch. You weren't playing fair, Mister.