If I had one billion dollars that I could use to improve WDW, it would be for all the poor children of the world to be able to go to WDW in the spirit of harmony and peace.
If I had two billion dollars, the first would be for all the poor children of the world to be able to go to WDW in the spirit of harmony and peace and the second would be for improvements to the all rides and attractions at all the parks to make everyone happier.
You know, if I had three billion, first, of course, would be for all the children to get to go to WDW. The second would be for the improvements and the third would be for me to have FP+ to all rides all the time.
And if I had four billion, first would be the crap about the kids. Second would be for the improvements, the third would be for unlimited FP+ for me and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year for an extended 31-day DVC stay with free deluxe dining and my waitress would be that model Paulina somebody, I can't think of her name, of course my lovely wife could come, too. She's behind me 100% on this, I guarantee you.
Wait a minute, maybe that free dining thing should be the first billion! So, if I made that the first billion, because, you know, it could all go boom tomorrow, and then what have you got? No, no. the kids going to WDW would be great, that would be nice. No, no, who am I kidding! I mean, they're not gonna be able to get all those kids together! I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible! It's more trouble than it's worth! So, we reorganize: here we go. First, the free dining - we go with that; second, the FP+. No! We go with the DVC stay second, then FP+, and then the kids. Oh, wait, oh geez! I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay. revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in Hell! That would be the fourth wish! And of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to go to WDW in the spirit of peace and harmony. Thank you, everybody.